[Immaculate Kiwi]

Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

For some reason the dancing must have glazed over my eye's. I moment of weakness, when a voice kept reassuring me "It's just indian ink, they're just sticker's...." Praise be for pointing this out for me MitzaLizalor. I shall repent and immediately begin a long prayer session to address this.

I God I trust,

I.Kiwi

[WWJDnow]

Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

Maybe it would be OK if she did cross dancing instead of pole dancing. That way she wouldn't forget that Jesus is watching.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

There is nothing "Christian" about this. Pole dancing is the realm of harlots and she's a harlot. There's no such thing as "Shooting up heroin for Jesus" or "Gay sex for Jesus" or "Recycling for Jesus", so it's impossible to have "Pole dancing for Jesus" because it is unbiblical.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Rev. Osborne's post reminded me of Herod's birthday treat:

MARK 6
21 And when a conuenient day was come, that Herod on his birth day made a supper to his lords, high captaines, and chiefe estates of Galilee:
22 And when the daughter of the said Herodias came in, and danced, and pleased Herod, and them that sate with him, the king said vnto the damosell, Aske of me whatsoeuer thou wilt, and I will giue it thee.
23 And he sware vnto her, Whatsoeuer thou shalt aske of me, I will giue it thee, vnto the halfe of my kingdome.
24 And she went forth, and said vnto her mother, What shall I aske? And she said, The head of Iohn ye Baptist.
25 And she came in straightway with haste, vnto the king, and asked, saying, I will that thou giue me by and by in a charger, the head of Iohn the Baptist.
26 And the king was exceeding sory, yet for his othes sake, and for their sakes which sate with him, hee would not reiect her.
27 And immediatly the king sent an executioner, and commaunded his head to be brought, and he went, and beheaded him in the prison,
28 And brought his head in a charger, and gaue it to the damosell, and the damosell gaue it to her mother.
©1611

I don't know what sort of whorish dancing this girl did, but it's not going to be anything like King David's dancing before the LORD
II Samuel 6:14

The hideous and repulsive contortions associated with pole-dancing might appeal to a Hell's Angels chapter, but could not possibly interest a Christian woman.

I TIMOTHY 2
9 In like maner also, that women adorne themselues in modest apparell, with shamefastnesse and sobrietie, not with broided haire, or gold, or pearles, or costly aray,
10 But (which becommeth women professing godlines) with good works.
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CATALOGUE OF POLE DANCING "CLOTHING" FROM AMERICA
THIS STUFF IS JUST VILE FROM ENGLAND
& NO, I'M NOT "CHERRY PICKING" FROM AUSTRALIA (it will come as no surprise that in Australia costumes for MALE POLE DANCERS are readily available)

So it seems pretty consitent. Pole dancers dress like prostitutes (+ rentboys, in Australia)

[Pure_Angel]

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CATALOGUE OF POLE DANCING "CLOTHING" FROM AMERICA
THIS STUFF IS JUST VILE FROM ENGLAND
& NO, I'M NOT "CHERRY PICKING" FROM AUSTRALIA (it will come as no surprise that in Australia costumes for MALE POLE DANCERS are readily available)

What is this? That is not christian. Why did I click this link? See through clothes, short skirts and "sexy" clothing...
And brothers this is not needed, I am sorry, but you will get enough exercise cleaning your home!

I am going to pray that all the strippers will be forgiven, but I really don't thing God will forgive whores.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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CATALOGUE OF POLE DANCING "CLOTHING" FROM AMERICA
THIS STUFF IS JUST VILE FROM ENGLAND
& NO, I'M NOT "CHERRY PICKING" FROM AUSTRALIA (it will come as no surprise that in Australia costumes for MALE POLE DANCERS are readily available)

So it seems pretty consitent. Pole dancers dress like prostitutes (+ rentboys, in Australia)

You mean it's WRONG for my wife to pleas...I mean do the pole dancing and stuff?

Oh, and a million thanks for the links sister, so that I can ...remember exactly what she's not to wear...em..thanks.

[RealTexanGal]

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How does your wife have time to "exercise"?? With cooking, cleaning, and praying, I have no time to do anything else!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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How does your wife have time to "exercise"?? With cooking, cleaning, and praying, I have no time to do anything else!

Sleeps 4 hrs a night. And is full of the Lord's energy and gusto for life. I'm a lucky man.

[WWJDnow]

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Maybe it would be OK if she did cross dancing instead of pole dancing. That way she wouldn't forget that Jesus is watching.

There is nothing "Christian" about this. Pole dancing is the realm of harlots and she's a harlot. There's no such thing as "Shooting up heroin for Jesus" or "Gay sex for Jesus" or "Recycling for Jesus", so it's impossible to have "Pole dancing for Jesus" because it is unbiblical.

I bow to Rev. Jim's superior knowledge. Nobody has done more to ensure the salvation of harlots as has Rev. Jim.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I bow to Rev. Jim's superior knowledge. Nobody has done more to ensure the salvation of harlots as has Rev. Jim.

And I likewise.


Pity.She made a great choregraphy team with her friends.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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I am going to pray that all the strippers will be forgiven, but I really don't thing God will forgive whores.

Um, Sister, I think I may need to clarify something for you. God will forgive almost* ANYBODY, and that includes sodomites, whores, thieves, drug addicts, child rapists, murderers and sometimes even atheists so long as they are willing to SIN NO MORE.

Of course, being an ex-whore myself, I'm rather familiar with various scriptures concerning this.

"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

Now go, and make sweeping generalizations regarding Salvation no more!

*Of course, the only unforgivable sin is blaspheming the Holy Ghost. Those people are just hopeless!

[Pure_Angel]

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I am so sorry Sister Lycia, ofcourse God will forgive anyone, I was not thinking before writing! I will make sure this do not happen again!
Then I will pray for strippers to stop stripping so that God will forgive them, is that better?

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

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Dear Pure Angel,

I am so sorry Sister Lycia, ofcourse God will forgive anyone

I am afraid your small female mind still does not comprehend who God forgives and who He lovingly punishes with eternal damnation in the fires of Hell.

There is only one way to go to Heaven: "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life: no man comes to the Father but by Me." (John 14:6). So only by choosing Jesus for 100%, only by following His Holy Bible for 100%, can we ever hope to once reach Heaven. There is no other way. For everyone else it will be the fires of Hell. "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels." (Matthew 25:41)

I was not thinking before writing!

Don't be ashamed of that. God didn't equip you to think. If you follow the Holy Bible to the letter, you will notice thinking is not a requirement!

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[MitzaLizalor]

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You mean it's WRONG for my wife…

I am not expressing any opinion on the matter, Mr. McUinnean - but since the (rather odd-looking, if I may say so) women in that video clip seemed to be saying that it's OK to undulate in so heathen a manner, I thought that some idea of what is expected from participants in the clothing department might assist others to form an opinion. To that end I included examples from different countries, but perhaps I should have put a warning.

Usually I do, and this time I seem to have misjudged the content of those catalogues - so apologies may be in order: there was no nudity or anything however I HOPE

…what she's not to wear

It is not for me to advise you in any capacity, Mr. McUinnean, but I think it would be permissible to make a comment to your wife (subject to your approval): it is not a suggestion you understand; if there were any costume that she was considering then the Pastoral team (or one of the deaconesses) might be willing to advise in private.

I am happy to state however that their opinions can be relied upon in all matters and your wife will find in them a rock solid pillar of integrity.

How unlike the papist scum that surrounds you there in the cesspit of Western Europe.

[Clean Knickers]

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I'd like to be a pole dancer.