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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

    Folks, say a prayer before watching these vids.

    Here is living PROOF that Satan and his demons possess animals for their entertainment or to use as a vessel. Sometimes a demon will use the animal as a carrier and when it is convenient will jump from the animal and into you!

    It's no wonder goats are often possessed as they ARE Satan's beasts.

    This goat keeps screaming for Bob. The demon must want this Bob person to come close so he can get in to his body.



    In this video you will see a very aggressive goat who keep calling the young lady trying to feed them a whore.




    This goat keeps telling this man to STOOOOOOP whatever it is he is doing



    Please post your proof of demon possessed animals here.

    May GOD be with you.
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  • Dr. Zaius
    Member of Landover Zoological Society
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 249

    #2
    Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

    Satan is busy possessing all sorts of animals. Here is a dog that is possessed by an evil spirit:

    Ack!

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    • lukasekman
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 614

      #3
      Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

      My neighbor's cat is possessed by Satan. She bite people randomly for no particular reason, once she bit my sister in her face. Sometimes she walk around with a demonic aura, waiting for anyone to attack.

      How do I perform exorcism on a cat?

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        In this video you will see a very aggressive goat who keep calling the young lady trying to feed them a whore.

        Well considering how obsessed they are about his sexual extremities. I am sure that they are whores. Liebrals scare me, it's why I have to put "pants" on my male Rottweilers so that people won't go on about their testicles.

        Fortunately the spaniels are hairy enough that nobody seems to notice.


        This goat keeps telling this man to STOOOOOOP whatever it is he is doing



        Please post your proof of demon possessed animals here.

        May GOD be with you.
        Probably a Scottish goat, we all know what they do to their livestock.


        Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
        Satan is busy possessing all sorts of animals. Here is a dog that is possessed by an evil spirit:

        If one of my dogs sounded like that I would shoot it. It's obviously possessed.
        Drama queen

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #5
          Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

          I hope they put this one down right after getting the evidence of possession on tape. That thing even looks devilish. If it was dog at one point, it ain't no dog anymore.

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          • Cryptic
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            Under Investigation
            • May 2011
            • 5

            #6
            Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

            You guys are OH so wrong.
            I'm a TRUE Christian... Why? I'm a Vegetarian, of course!

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            • Cryptic
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              Under Investigation
              • May 2011
              • 5

              #7
              Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

              Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
              My neighbor's cat is possessed by Satan. She bite people randomly for no particular reason, once she bit my sister in her face. Sometimes she walk around with a demonic aura, waiting for anyone to attack.

              How do I perform exorcism on a cat?
              You're so piffleed up.
              I'm a TRUE Christian... Why? I'm a Vegetarian, of course!

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #8
                Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

                Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                My neighbor's cat is possessed by Satan. She bite people randomly for no particular reason, once she bit my sister in her face. Sometimes she walk around with a demonic aura, waiting for anyone to attack.

                How do I perform exorcism on a cat?
                Why bother? Just put on some Red Wings and stomp its head. It's a dumb animal and not even your animal, so its life is of no concern to you. Might want to have your 870 handy in case the neighbor (who is probably training it to attack people) gives you any trouble.
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                • RogerLockless
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 33

                  #9
                  Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

                  Both of those dogs have something weird going on for sure, but the first one sounds like it is in dire peril and the people with the camera are laughing. Come to think of it, everyone commenting on videos like that and everyone in them thinks it's funny.
                  Hmm..

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                  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                    Pastor of Praise and Worship
                    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 3890

                    #10
                    Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

                    Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                    My neighbor's cat is possessed by Satan. She bite people randomly for no particular reason, once she bit my sister in her face. Sometimes she walk around with a demonic aura, waiting for anyone to attack.

                    How do I perform exorcism on a cat?
                    With a large dog, a pillow case and a stick or a water gun. Cats are inherently evil and familiars of satan.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #11
                      Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

                      In this video a reporter reports of a "dark, wild-haired, possibly demonic goat."

                      See folks. demon possessed animals are making the national news!



                      This goat, who is probably a demon who came up to Earth to rape people, tries to rape the 14 year old boy in the video.

                      My advice to you, should you run into one of these demonic beasts is to REBUKE THEM IN THE NAME OF JESUS and run like the dickens!
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                      • Paragon of virtue
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 547

                        #12
                        Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post


                        That video clearly shows a horrible perverse abomination who would love to get a hold on a young, nubile 14 year old boy...also, there's a creepy looking goat in it too.

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                        • Witch Hammer
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1717

                          #13
                          Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

                          Never underestimate the Chinchilla as a demonic host animal. These evil creatures are routinely driven by satan to sodomize other small animals.

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                          • Gospel of Truth
                            Forum Member
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 26

                            #14
                            Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

                            Demonic chickens prevent rabbits from killing each other. (Or making new rabbits maybe?)

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #15
                              Re: Satanic Demon Possessed Animals

                              Now you can't tell me things like this aren't demonic.

                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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