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Pro driving tips:
Use your mirror more often!
This is an example of my first rule of driving: If you're in someone's way, you're doing it wrong.
This is an example of my first rule of driving: If you're in someone's way, you're doing it wrong.
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Re: Pro driving tips:
The only excuse for this is if you are late for church!
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I was close to a head on collision with a patrol car today. He was flashing lights and sirens but I couldn't hear or see him. I was turning left and couldn't see the officer because he was in the lane I was turning into and was obscured by the traffic that was stopped to let me cross.
I'm sure he didn't expect to see me but we both were able to stop right away. I got into the next lane as quick as possible and he just passed me by.
That really scared me. You don't expect cars to be coming the wrong way and then it's the police and accidents are never their fault.
Pro driving tip #3: Be careful when making a turn into a lane that you can't see even if you are sure that it is open because there could be a police car racing at you going the wrong direction.
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This guy was late for church, and he almost made it. Meddling liberal ObamacopsOriginally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
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