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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #16
    Re: Jesus was infact black.

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    I have always been told that white men were inferior in at least one department. I guess that's racism.
    What kind of Devil in disguise started this thread? And you are right, Roberta . . . white men lack the wherewithal to purchase a set of 22 inch gold plated wire wheels with food stamps . . . it's just beyond their scope of thinking!
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • Brother McGregor
      Godly Brit
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 376

      #17
      Re: Jesus was infact black.

      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
      Now, I always thought that you wore Long Socks for tucking things into.
      Thank You Brother. I shall have to travel to Scotland to carry out some Research.
      HoHo there is nothing more charming than a good decent Christian Baptist woman allowing herself to be just a little bit "frisky". Very charming. A little light naughtiness even pleases the Lord when done in innocent frivolity. They say a "Happy Heart and a Pleasing Joy Doth make our Saviour Contented with his children".

      Praise.

      To you agents of false religions and atheists...
      Proverbs 16:2
      All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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      • Brother McGregor
        Godly Brit
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 376

        #18
        Re: Jesus was infact black.

        Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
        Somehow, Brother McGregor, that reminds me of tossing the caber. Think of it: in their national sport of cricket the English wave their little sticks and slap at their balls, but the Scots cut right to the chase and manhandle huge rigid shafts.

        ----

        But really, Rashaundo, what is happening now in Kenya and events in recent history in the Congo and Sierra Leone demonstrate that the African soul contains as many shadows as any other.

        Oh yes, man is a fallen being. May Jesus have mercy on us. There is a place in man's soul where the devil has a citadel. 20,000 people have been mutilated by rebel bands in Sierra Leone: how does a man look into the face of a child and chop off its forearms with a machete? May Jesus have mercy.

        Lord, let the divine light of Your mercy shine into the darkness in the human soul. As Your love and holiness shined down when the Israelites smote the Amelekites, when the Eleven Tribes smote the Sons of Benjamin, when the Roman Catholics smote the Albigensians, let Your holiness come down upon us fallen beings. Forgive us, Father.

        Foregive us, for we know damn well what we do and we go on doing it anyway.

        ~~ OEJ
        Nods...the English have always been a little more...shall we say, "poofish"?

        You look like a man who could toss a few cabers about. You always remind me of Cactus Jack the wrestler or as you wonderful Americans say "wrasslers"

        Did you see our dear pert Sister Talitha? Very saucy this morning and charming.
        I'm still properly blushing and I suppose she is too...naughty girl *mild laughing and definitely gentle admonishment*

        To you agents of false religions and atheists...
        Proverbs 16:2
        All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #19
          Re: Jesus was infact black.

          RaShaundo, would you be so kind as to point out a verified historical description of Jesus which supports your assertion that He was not white, with fair skin, chestnut or auburn/strawberry blond/blond hair, and blue or grey eyes, but rather had black skin, dark brown eyes, and a big ol' nappy Afro?

          I await your response.
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          • Father Thomas Martin
            Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
            • Jul 2007
            • 1015

            #20
            Re: Jesus was infact black.

            Can you give me a valid description where He looks like the first thing you said? (the Transfiguration and the Book of Revelation don't count, because they show what He looks like in all His glory.)
            ACTS 5:29

            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #21
              Re: Jesus was infact black.

              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
              Can you give me a valid description where He looks like the first thing you said? (the Transfiguration and the Book of Revelation don't count, because they show what He looks like in all His glory.)
              Awful Papist! Only you would be twisted enough to ask us to give you a valid description of Jesus and then forbid us from using the Biblical evidence!
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #22
                Re: Jesus was infact black.

                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                Can you give me a valid description where He looks like the first thing you said? (the Transfiguration and the Book of Revelation don't count, because they show what He looks like in all His glory.)
                How many times must I post the same link, Mother Martini?

                The Description of Publius Lentullus
                The following was taken from a manuscript in the possession of Lord Kelly, and in his library, and was copied from an original letter of Publius Lentullus at Rome. It being the usual custom of Roman Governors to advertise the Senate and people of such material things as happened in their provinces in the days of Tiberius Caesar, Publius Lentullus, President of Judea, wrote the following epistle to the Senate concerning the Nazarene called Jesus.

                "There appeared in these our days a man, of the Jewish Nation, of great virtue, named Yeshua [Jesus], who is yet living among us, and of the Gentiles is accepted for a Prophet of truth, but His own disciples call Him the Son of God- He raiseth the dead and cureth all manner of diseases. A man of stature somewhat tall, and comely, with very reverent countenance, such as the beholders may both love and fear, his hair of (the colour of) the chestnut, full ripe, plain to His ears, whence downwards it is more orient and curling and wavering about His shoulders. In the midst of His head is a seam or partition in His hair, after the manner of the Nazarenes. His forehead plain and very delicate; His face without spot or wrinkle, beautified with a lovely red; His nose and mouth so formed as nothing can be reprehended; His beard thickish, in colour like His hair, not very long, but forked; His look innocent and mature; His eyes grey, clear, and quick-


                The letter from Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar
                This is a reprinting of a letter from Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar describing the physical appearance of Jesus. Copies are in the Congressional Library in Washington, D.C.
                TO TIBERIUS CAESAR:
                A young man appeared in Galilee preaching with humble unction, a new law in the Name of the God that had sent Him. At first I was apprehensive that His design was to stir up the people against the Romans, but my fears were soon dispelled. Jesus of Nazareth spoke rather as a friend of the Romans than of the Jews. One day I observed in the midst of a group of people a young man who was leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude. I was told it was Jesus. This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His golden colored hair and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions!

                The Archko Volume
                Another description of Jesus is found in "The Archko Volume" which contains official court documents from the days of Jesus. This information substantiates that He came from racial lines which had blue eyes and golden hair. In a chapter entitled "Gamaliel's Interview" it states concerning Jesus (Yeshua) appearance:

                "I asked him to describe this person to me, so that I might know him if I should meet him. He said: 'If you ever meet him [Yeshua] you will know him. While he is nothing but a man, there is something about him that distinguishes him from every other man. He is the picture of his mother, only he has not her smooth, round face. His hair is a little more golden than hers, though it is as much from sunburn as anything else. He is tall, and his shoulders are a little drooped; his visage is thin and of a swarthy complexion, though this is from exposure. His eyes are large and a soft blue,
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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22878

                  #23
                  Re: Jesus was infact black.

                  Y'know, I don't think I've ever seen a crucifix with an African on it. Perhaps it's just that the pope doesn't think they would sell. Or it could be that Mr Martin is "off-message".

                  Amen

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                  • Rev. Carlton Green
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 311

                    #24
                    Re: Jesus was infact black.

                    I guest that's a example of how Christians act ReaganYouth? Har, Har. Amusing.

                    There's nothing that irks me more than people who make outrageous mockery of those who simply wish to live their lives in the Light of the Lord.


                    Please, have a little more respect for us. Baptists don't roar like beasts, type in hard-to-read capitals, or make hypocritical statements on spelling. Thank goodness you are on moderation. At least I trust people are able to spot real Christians from the ones pretending to be one for the laughs.


                    -Rev. Green

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                    • Uncle Rocks
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 4

                      #25
                      Re: Jesus was infact black.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                      Your question smacks of racism. Racism is not tolerated here. The color of a person's skin has no bearing on how much love they can give.

                      I am praying for you, friend.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben

                      It's funny you say that.

                      A lot of people seem to be bagging the aboriginals and australians in several other threads. I think that it's double standards.

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                      • sympathyforthedevil
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 1

                        #26
                        Re: Jesus was infact black.

                        Originally posted by Uncle Rocks View Post
                        It's funny you say that.

                        A lot of people seem to be bagging the aboriginals and australians in several other threads. I think that it's double standards.
                        Agreed, this place reeks of double standards.

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                        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Senior Pastor
                          VP of Evangelical Outreach
                          On FIRE for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5812

                          #27
                          Re: Jesus was infact black.

                          Originally posted by Uncle Rocks View Post
                          It's funny you say that.

                          A lot of people seem to be bagging the aboriginals and australians in several other threads. I think that it's double standards.
                          There is no racism in those threads, friend. Aboriginals are primitive heathens in need of salvation. That's not because of their race; it's because of their culture.

                          Australian is a nationality, not a race, so it's impossible to be "racist" against Australians. Besides, Australians are almost white.

                          I hope this clears up your confusion.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                          • CIWY-the Boring One
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 11

                            #28
                            Re: Jesus was infact black.

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            I'd like to back up the Pastor here; We are all God's Children, there is no room for hate here at Landover. RaShaundo, I am personally appalled by your' racism so cut it out.
                            F**king hippocite, you have an avatar of the KKK!
                            Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 02-11-2008, 03:45 AM. Reason: profanity edited

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                            • Uncle Rocks
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 4

                              #29
                              Re: Jesus was infact black.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                              There is no racism in those threads, friend. Aboriginals are primitive heathens in need of salvation. That's not because of their race; it's because of their culture.

                              Australian is a nationality, not a race, so it's impossible to be "racist" against Australians. Besides, Australians are almost white.

                              I hope this clears up your confusion.

                              Pastor Billy-Reuben
                              "Primitive", referring to ? I'm not trying to offend anyone here, but I think that is a little bit mean. You've never met one of the better ones that work in proper jobs and get high paid salaries.

                              I agree, racism isn't possible against Australians, but discrimination is.

                              Thank you for your input, I am trying to learn the Christian way.

                              Thanks,

                              Sean.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #30
                                Re: Jesus was infact black.

                                Originally posted by Uncle Rocks View Post
                                "Primitive", referring to ? I'm not trying to offend anyone here, but I think that is a little bit mean. You've never met one of the better ones that work in proper jobs and get high paid salaries.

                                I agree, racism isn't possible against Australians, but discrimination is.

                                Thank you for your input, I am trying to learn the Christian way.

                                Thanks,

                                Sean.
                                Your positive and open attitude is a refreshing change from the hatefilled spew we usually get from your countrymen.

                                If you want to know more about us, take a look at our beliefs. Read through the various thread here, and especially start studying the Bible HERE.

                                I'll be praying for you to turn away from the depravity of your drunken criminal past.
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