[Proud Faroese]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Make a song about George W. Bush!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

well, that's some real fine guit-fiddlin' brother billbbob!
My daddy (RIP) once had an electric guit-fiddle and a big ol box what made it real loud? he got them at the pawn shop with gramma's (RIP) weddin ring. Daddy had to dig up grammas grave to get that ring, on account she insisted on bein buried with it. daddy promised he'd buy the ring back once his songs was on the m-tv? he said he was gonna play some rock and roll songs like Leonard Skimmer, who ever he is. trouble is, when his band come over to practice, they'd just sit around huff Raid, and drink Pine Sol. they aint never even played no shows! Daddy got into a big fight with the drummer one day and stabbed him in the eye with a back scratcher, and the band broke up. daddy started usin the electric guit-fiddle to catch catfish. He would plug it in to the electrical socket, then throw it in the bog. Dem catfish would just float to the surface all dead like. that guit-fiddle sure helped us eat nice that week, but daddy aint never got grammas ring back.

Humungous, I think I found an interview with your daddy or one of his band-mates:

[Humongous]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Humungous, I think I found an interview with your daddy or one of his band-mates:

well, hoowee! ol' jesco he is a sight for sour eyes! sure jesco would come aroun the bog back when daddy (RIP) was still livin. he loved gettin into daddy's freon. they would giigle and drool til the opossums came home to roost! Ol' jesco stop comin around when daddy says he got all hollywood.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

I'm sorry to hear Jesco's putting on airs like that. It's a shame he doesn't take a cure from Billy Bob and use his talents to praise the Lord!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Make a song about George W. Bush!

George W. Bush was a Godly Godly Man by Billy Bob Jenkins (c) 2011

He prayed to the Lord for wisdom
and ignored secular sources
did God's will in the holy land
by introducing American forces

he searched for WMDs
as a mere formality
in truth his Godly mission
was to spread democracy

Chorus:
George W. Bush
was a Godly Godly man
a hero to the folk of Iraq
and the folk of Afghanistan

thanks to his faith in Jesus
there have been no more terror attacks
he did what Jesus would do
when he invaded Iraq

Condy, Dick, and Rummy
functioned much like the Apostles
those WMDs are somewhere
with Noah's Ark becoming fossils

Repeat Chorus twice

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Two thumbs up; way up!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Well, I give it a 3 cause it got no beat and lawd knows we colored folks cain't dance to it

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Well, I give it a 3 cause it got no beat and lawd knows we colored folks cain't dance to it

I think it's in 4's; there is a 3 time signature called "round time" but I don't think it's a round. Perhaps one or two others could try singing it as a round? It might work out quite well.

But if anyone was going to sing it in Church I'd hope that there would be minimal hand clapping, subject to approval from Mr Jenkins.

I went to a Methodist turnout in a town hall recently where there was quite a lot of hand-clapping going on and they all stood up and they all started wobbling their buttocks I can't tell you how revolted I was and none of them could dance anyway and then a stray dog got in from somewhere & probably thought it was in Heaven but I thought I was in Hell & started feeling quite ill so tried to leave but they were all bumping their hips onto me and I fell over and then the dog pounced on me it was a standard poodle and looked like it'd escaped from a dog show so good move by the dog but minus several million for winding up with a load of gyrating Methodists.

I know no such thing would ever occur at Landover Baptist.

Praise Him!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Well, I give it a 3 cause it got no beat and lawd knows we colored folks cain't dance to it

It's not race music, girl. Those twitchy muscles the Lord cursed you jigs with just don't react to White music.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

I think it's in 4's; there is a 3 time signature called "round time" but I don't think it's a round. Perhaps one or two others could try singing it as a round? It might work out quite well.

But if anyone was going to sing it in Church I'd hope that there would be minimal hand clapping, subject to approval from Mr Jenkins.

I went to a Methodist turnout in a town hall recently where there was quite a lot of hand-clapping going on and they all stood up and they all started wobbling their buttocks I can't tell you how revolted I was and none of them could dance anyway and then a stray dog got in from somewhere & probably thought it was in Heaven but I thought I was in Hell & started feeling quite ill so tried to leave but they were all bumping their hips onto me and I fell over and then the dog pounced on me it was a standard poodle and looked like it'd escaped from a dog show so good move by the dog but minus several million for winding up with a load of gyrating Methodists.

I know no such thing would ever occur at Landover Baptist.

Praise Him!

I played this here song ober at the African Zionist Church on University Dr, a church what is both Black n Jooish an da coloreds hated it and I done figured them Joos would like it as they ain't got no style oh rhythm but they dint like it neither

[Deaner]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Well, I give it a 3 cause it got no beat and lawd knows we colored folks cain't dance to it

With all due respect Ms. Johnson; could the reason be that you can't dance to it is because nobody is playing harmonica and throwing nickels at you?

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

With all due respect Ms. Johnson; could the reason be that you can't dance to it is because nobody is playing harmonica and throwing nickels at you?

Now this here be the answer I would expect from a true white Christian boy! praise!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

I played this here song ober at the African Zionist Church on University Dr, a church what is both Black n Jooish an da coloreds hated it and I done figured them Joos would like it as they ain't got no style oh rhythm but they dint like it neither

We don't seem to have any African Zionist congregations around here. There are some Jewish aborigines (apparently)

click picture for more info caution: links to New Jersey Jewish Standard

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

We don't seem to have any African Zionist congregations around here. There are some Jewish aborigines (apparently)

Well Miz Eliszabet Taylor, we got ourselves a couple o colored Joo men right here. They wearing fancy sheets and chefs hats and they be preachin over on University right now.
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[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

colored Joo men right here. They wearing fancy sheets and chefs hats

They're very dark aren't they. Perhaps Mr Jenkins has a song about that? He has a lovely voice, especially in the higher registers.