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  • #61
    Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    They're very dark aren't they. Perhaps Mr Jenkins has a song about that? He has a lovely voice, especially in the higher registers.

    I've never heard of a darkie joo before. How about another song exposing atheists and their association with pedophilia?



    Atheists are Just Satanists by Billy Bob Jenkins © 2011

    Atheists love to debate
    because they're insecure
    their hearts are full of hate
    but True Christians are pure

    Atheists butts are always maimed
    from their sodomy sessions
    for all wars they are to be blamed
    and for asking too many damn questions

    Chorus:
    God doesn't believe in atheists
    'cause they don't believe in Him
    they are all just Satanists
    but they commit one more sin

    Atheists worship their monkey ancestors
    and kill their children in their womb
    they become child molesters
    because of all that they assume

    atheists worship phallic idols
    when they dress the Christmas tree
    they sacrifice to stony dildos
    and force their gods on you and me

    Repeat Chorus
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #62
      Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

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      • #63
        Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

        Appearently you angered some silly atheist

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        • #64
          Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

          Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
          Appearently you angered some silly atheist
          Yes, but you know how angry atheists get.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #65
            Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

            I really wish there was video with that. It's not often you get to see an atheist in the chilling throes of late-stage rabies infection.

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #66
              Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              It's not often you get to see an atheist in the chilling throes of late-stage rabies infection.
              Not in Freehold, anyway.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • #67
                Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                Yes, but you know how angry atheists get.
                Do you also agree that the atheist has a very gay and un-manly voice?

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                • #68
                  Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

                  Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                  Do you also agree that the atheist has a very gay and un-manly voice?
                  He sounds like he's got an insect buzzing around in his nose.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • #69
                    Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    He sounds like he's got an insect buzzing around in his nose.
                    Maybe he has a nostril demon?

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                    • #70
                      Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

                      Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                      Maybe he has a nostril demon?
                      Or maybe his rectal demons are just piling up.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • #71
                        Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

                        @Proud Faroese
                        it could just be some sort of fizzing drink in my experience atheists don't aim very well

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                        • #72
                          Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post

                          That atheist didn't know anything! His "magic gnome" was particularly idiotic - and he didn't seem to understand what a straw man was.
                          0:42:52

                          As usual he had not read any of the atheistic or cosmological stuff he was commenting on and I noticed particularly

                          1) morality is built into my DNA
                          Just the title of a single book
                          is enough to demonstrate his ignorance and he was waffling on about "conscience" as they always do, quite ignorant of the FACT that this "conscience" will drag him into HELL forever.

                          Many creation scientists have read the literature of satanic "cosmology" and know what it says.
                          That is how we know that children - especially schoolchildren - should never be permitted to see it, let alone read it and yet that atheist was banging on about "goldilocks zones" and "habitable planets" like a ROM chip in aqua regia. How I laughed when I heard:

                          2) ..galaxies ..planets ..blah ..blah ..and when you consider the number of stars in a galaxy and the number of galaxies in the universe the number of "habitable planets" is just about infinite
                          1:09:43
                          what a moron - but perhaps I'm being unkind: maybe he can't read?

                          According to the false literature of demon inspired "cosmology" only about 10% of stars are like the sun and only ¼ of those have "earth-like planets" — an infinite number of habitable planets?! I laughed and laughed and jumped out of my chair and waved my arms in the air: talk about imaginary "stars" (the stars of secular astrology), this nut-job is even making up his own imaginary literature!

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                          • #73
                            Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

                            To be fair to the atheist, Sister, scientists change their minds that often it's small wonder he is confused.

                            We, however, have the unchanging and utterly unassailable wisdom of the KJV Bible to guide us. Who is the poorer?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins



                              Sodomy is Not For Me by Billy Bob Jenkins © 2011

                              Anal sex is a crime
                              and baby Jesus is the victim
                              when you sin Satan wins
                              and you get demons in your rectum

                              Chorus:
                              sodomy is not for me
                              cause I'm a Godly man
                              sex produces Christian sons
                              to fight in Afghanistan
                              True Christian soldiers are
                              born with M-16s
                              they proselytize in science class
                              and enlist at 17

                              gay sex is a crime
                              that undermines law and order
                              when you sin the terrorists win
                              and more Catholics sneak past the border

                              Repeat Chorus

                              homo gays spread the AIDS
                              because they want you to die
                              they resent the baby Jesus
                              and ejaculate in His eye
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • #75
                                Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

                                Oh Billy Bob, there are no adequate words to express how this song has touched my heart!
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