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  • #16
    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    44
    The caliber of my favorite gun.





    Number 9
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: The Number Game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      The caliber of my favorite gun.



      Number 9
      The age of consent, according to Mohammed the pedophile.



      107

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      • #18
        Re: The Number Game

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        The age of consent, according to Mohammed the pedophile.

        107
        The anagram of my ex-wife’s name (what a shameless harlot)

        3.1416
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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        • #19
          Re: The Number Game

          Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
          The anagram of my ex-wife’s name (what a shameless harlot)

          3.1416
          Incorrect value of pi, correct value is three.

          1 Kings 7:23 3And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.


          30
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

          sigpic

          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • #20
            Re: The Number Game

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            The number of Jacob's sons.

            42
            number of sinful children killed by God as read in Kings 2:24


            1
            an eager and righteous warrior of the lord Jesus Christ whom I have embraced as my saviour

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            • #21
              Re: The Number Game

              Originally posted by nonbelieversdie View Post
              number of sinful children killed by God as read in Kings 2:24
              Iindeed: II Kings 2:23-24 - that surely taught them a lesson; shout GLORY!

              Originally posted by nonbelieversdie View Post
              1
              God

              666
              Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


              ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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              • #22
                Re: The Number Game

                Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                666
                The number of times I have exorcized demons.


                616
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #23
                  Re: The Number Game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  The number of times I have exorcized demons.


                  616
                  An area code in Michigan. I know this because I once had a young lady earnestly seeking Jesus from there. I used to call her up and fly out especially for her. Summer of '88. Will never, ever forget...

                  21

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                  • #24
                    Re: The Number Game

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    An area code in Michigan. I know this because I once had a young lady earnestly seeking Jesus from there. I used to call her up and fly out especially for her. Summer of '88. Will never, ever forget...

                    21
                    May 21st 20011, rapture disappointment


                    4
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                    sigpic

                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • #25
                      Re: The Number Game

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      May 21st 20011, rapture disappointment
                      Men are allowed to cry on such occasions only!

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      4
                      Godly & manly four-wheel drive; all others are for women, homers and librulz; though there’s no big difference between the latter two.

                      10
                      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                      • #26
                        Re: The Number Game

                        Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                        Men are allowed to cry on such occasions only!


                        Godly & manly four-wheel drive; all others are for women, homers and librulz; though there’s no big difference between the latter two.

                        10
                        Freedom. (10 Commandments = Charlton Heston = NRA = America = freedom!)

                        911

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                        • #27
                          Re: The Number Game

                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          911
                          The number of paddles and spanking implements in my collection.




                          21
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: The Number Game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            The number of paddles and spanking implements in my collection.




                            21
                            The number of times Brother Monty has been falsely arrested in bathroom stalls and rest stops for "lewd behavior".

                            3.

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • #29
                              Re: The Number Game

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                              3.
                              The number of 14 year old Indonesian houseboys I have owned employed over the last 3 years.


                              1955
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: The Number Game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                1955
                                An average voluntary contribution (in $) by gentlemen participating at healing against colonic demons of my protégés (to cover medical and maintenance costs).

                                515
                                Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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