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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    44
    The caliber of my favorite gun.





    Number 9
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392
        #17
        Re: The Number Game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The caliber of my favorite gun.



        Number 9
        The age of consent, according to Mohammed the pedophile.



        107

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          • Dan U. Holier
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 1180
            #18
            Re: The Number Game

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            The age of consent, according to Mohammed the pedophile.

            107
            The anagram of my ex-wife’s name (what a shameless harlot)

            3.1416
            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836
                #19
                Re: The Number Game

                Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                The anagram of my ex-wife’s name (what a shameless harlot)

                3.1416
                Incorrect value of pi, correct value is three.

                1 Kings 7:23 3And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.


                30
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                sigpic

                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • nonbelieversdie
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 22
                    #20
                    Re: The Number Game

                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                    The number of Jacob's sons.

                    42
                    number of sinful children killed by God as read in Kings 2:24


                    1
                    an eager and righteous warrior of the lord Jesus Christ whom I have embraced as my saviour

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                      • Dan U. Holier
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 1180
                        #21
                        Re: The Number Game

                        Originally posted by nonbelieversdie View Post
                        number of sinful children killed by God as read in Kings 2:24
                        Iindeed: II Kings 2:23-24 - that surely taught them a lesson; shout GLORY!

                        Originally posted by nonbelieversdie View Post
                        1
                        God

                        666
                        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #22
                            Re: The Number Game

                            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                            666
                            The number of times I have exorcized demons.


                            616
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622
                                #23
                                Re: The Number Game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                The number of times I have exorcized demons.


                                616
                                An area code in Michigan. I know this because I once had a young lady earnestly seeking Jesus from there. I used to call her up and fly out especially for her. Summer of '88. Will never, ever forget...

                                21

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 4836
                                    #24
                                    Re: The Number Game

                                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                    An area code in Michigan. I know this because I once had a young lady earnestly seeking Jesus from there. I used to call her up and fly out especially for her. Summer of '88. Will never, ever forget...

                                    21
                                    May 21st 20011, rapture disappointment


                                    4
                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                    sigpic

                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                      • Dan U. Holier
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jul 2011
                                        • 1180
                                        #25
                                        Re: The Number Game

                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                        May 21st 20011, rapture disappointment
                                        Men are allowed to cry on such occasions only!

                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                        4
                                        Godly & manly four-wheel drive; all others are for women, homers and librulz; though there’s no big difference between the latter two.

                                        10
                                        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                                          • Brother Enoch
                                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2008
                                            • 4392
                                            #26
                                            Re: The Number Game

                                            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                                            Men are allowed to cry on such occasions only!


                                            Godly & manly four-wheel drive; all others are for women, homers and librulz; though there’s no big difference between the latter two.

                                            10
                                            Freedom. (10 Commandments = Charlton Heston = NRA = America = freedom!)

                                            911

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #27
                                                Re: The Number Game

                                                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                                911
                                                The number of paddles and spanking implements in my collection.




                                                21
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 8622
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: The Number Game

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    The number of paddles and spanking implements in my collection.




                                                    21
                                                    The number of times Brother Monty has been falsely arrested in bathroom stalls and rest stops for "lewd behavior".

                                                    3.

                                                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: The Number Game

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                                                        3.
                                                        The number of 14 year old Indonesian houseboys I have owned employed over the last 3 years.


                                                        1955
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Dan U. Holier
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jul 2011
                                                            • 1180
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: The Number Game

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            1955
                                                            An average voluntary contribution (in $) by gentlemen participating at healing against colonic demons of my protégés (to cover medical and maintenance costs).

                                                            515
                                                            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                                            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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