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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #46
    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
    The number of daily hours of Bible study required to turn our children into well rounded individuals and valuable members of society.

    1620.
    The amount in taxes I paid last year.

    1492
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622
        #47
        Re: The Number Game

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        The amount in taxes I paid last year.

        1492
        The greatest year to ever happen to Indians. They were introduced to civilization, technology, and most importantly, Christianity.

        101.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #48
            Re: The Number Game

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            The greatest year to ever happen to Indians. They were introduced to civilization, technology, and most importantly, Christianity.

            101.
            The exact number of Cadillac Escalades my congregation has provided for me over the years, praise Jesus.



            77
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079
                #49
                Re: The Number Game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The exact number of Cadillac Escalades my congregation has provided for me over the years, praise Jesus.

                77
                Number of said Escalades that have been totalled during Pastoral Dragracing (Saturday nights out by the airport, BYOB ).

                14,717,229,687,026 (as of 11:49pm Monday, September 12, 2011)

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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836
                    #50
                    Re: The Number Game

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Number of said Escalades that have been totalled during Pastoral Dragracing (Saturday nights out by the airport, BYOB ).

                    14,717,229,687,026 (as of 11:49pm Monday, September 12, 2011)
                    Funds in Landover tithing account

                    12
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                    sigpic

                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • Dan U. Holier
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 1180
                        #51
                        Re: The Number Game

                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                        12
                        Sales of Ramen noodles multiplied 12 times after the launch of their filthy “Flying Spaghetti Monster” marketing plot!

                        13
                        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14535
                            #52
                            Re: The Number Game

                            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                            Sales of Ramen noodles multiplied 12 times after the launch of their filthy “Flying Spaghetti Monster” marketing plot!

                            13
                            Rebellion Genesis 14:4

                            the next number is 99

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #53
                                Re: The Number Game

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                Rebellion Genesis 14:4

                                the next number is 99
                                Psalm 99

                                Psalm 99:1 The LORD reigneth; let the people tremble: he sitteth between the cherubims; let the earth be moved.
                                99:2 The LORD is great in Zion; and he is high above all the people.
                                99:3 Let them praise thy great and terrible name; for it is holy.
                                99:4 The king's strength also loveth judgment; thou dost establish equity, thou executest judgment and righteousness in Jacob.
                                99:5 Exalt ye the LORD our God, and worship at his footstool; for he is holy.
                                99:6 Moses and Aaron among his priests, and Samuel among them that call upon his name; they called upon the LORD, and he answered them.
                                99:7 He spake unto them in the cloudy pillar: they kept his testimonies, and the ordinance that he gave them.
                                99:8 Thou answeredst them, O LORD our God: thou wast a God that forgavest them, though thou tookest vengeance of their inventions.
                                99:9 Exalt the LORD our God, and worship at his holy hill; for the LORD our God is holy.



                                88
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Jo Freddie
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 6339
                                    #54
                                    Re: The Number Game

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    88
                                    Frequently Asked Questions
                                    *As transcribed by Alpaca and Qwertyuiopasd
                                    88 What are the strippers like?
                                    8
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                                      • MitzaLizalor
                                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2010
                                        • 14535
                                        #55
                                        Re: The Number Game

                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                        Frequently Asked Questions
                                        *As transcribed by Alpaca and Qwertyuiopasd

                                        8
                                        We already had 8 (cunningly concealed in post #1)

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                                          • Jo Freddie
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 6339
                                            #56
                                            Re: The Number Game

                                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                            We already had 8 (cunningly concealed in post #1)
                                            In fact this was it's 3rd appearance
                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                            8.
                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                            8.
                                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                            8
                                            The Number 3 has been used twice
                                            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                                            3
                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                            3.
                                            So you point would be exactly?


                                            The number 8 still stands
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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #57
                                                Re: The Number Game

                                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                The number 8 still stands
                                                The 8th book of the Holy Bible; Ruth!


                                                I am Ruth thine handmaid: spread therefore thy skirt over thine handmaid.--Ruth 3:9


                                                Next number: 11
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Jo Freddie
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 6339
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: The Number Game

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Next number: 11
                                                    Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta:11
                                                    Whoever tops with the cheese of the powder is a blasphemer, sayeth the Lord.
                                                    6.02214078×10^23
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                                                      • Dan U. Holier
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jul 2011
                                                        • 1180
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: The Number Game

                                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                        So you point would be exactly?
                                                        The point is that great minds think alike!

                                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                        6.02214078×10^23
                                                        The Avogadro's constant as being measured by the Physikalisch-Technische Bundesanstalt - a proof of the Intelligent design!!!

                                                        1,618033988749894
                                                        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                                        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                                                          • Jo Freddie
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 6339
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: The Number Game

                                                            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                                                            The point is that great minds think alike!
                                                            Well that is a shock, that you categorise me as a great mind, unfortunately the company I am in this this does not add much credance to that complement.

                                                            1,618033988749894
                                                            The Golden Ratio.
                                                            In mathematics and the arts, two quantities are in the golden ratio if the ratio of the sum of the quantities to the larger quantity is equal to the ratio of the larger quantity to the smaller one.


                                                            1980
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