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    Spaceship Jesus Spoke to Me via Turtle Beach Incandescent Headphones

    Tonight I created an experiment to get in touch more with the vaporous and penetrating aspect of the Holy Spirit / Jesus Christ (multiple aliases for con duo to create Godlike paradise) so I put on HEADPHONES tuned to white noise and watched DANCING WITH THE STARS RESULT SHOW to listen for backwards messages and subliminal clues on the nature of the upcoming star battle at Canis Major between HARLEM GLOBETROTTER SPACE AGENCY and REINCARNATED NAPOLEON ZOMBIES.

    50hz....static....75hz first sounds....DEEP SEA FISH TELEPATHY GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK. Talk to 4000m Groupers off Jamaica, they have stories to tell about gay sailors engaging in SADOMASOCHISTIC SODOMY for wind gain. Black magic royal navy rituals aboard USS ENTEPRISE STAR TREK was created by JULIA CHILD COOKING CONSPIRACY DOPES hell-bent on manifesting estranged ARMY DOCTORS FROM M*A*S*H* SPEAKING TO ME IN DREAMS....

    HAWKEYE KNOWS MY SECRETS...

    TRAPPER JOHN CAN TRANSMONGRIFY ALL SPECIES INTO COHERENT SENTIENCE (proof, I can give it if needed)....

    ALAN ALDA MASTURBATORY SESSIONS CREATE TRANSLUCENT PHASE SPACE FOR VAMPIRIC ELECTRONIC TELEPHONE SESSIONS WITH DON KING ON PLANET SATURN......BIG PRIZE FIGHT ON IO ON DECEMBER 3, 2048.

    ALL HAS BEEN FORGIVEN...

    SPACESHIP JESUS HAS GIVEN ME THIS INFORMATION. Neurological scorpions are reaching their final wall. You do not need to fear it. I read the Bible and this is what the Bible teaches me.

    I CAN EXPLAIN MORE ABOUT THIS IF NEEDED. Contact Juruel Starsystem of the 484 for more intimate exploration.....
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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    Re: Spaceship Jesus Spoke to Me via Turtle Beach Incandescent Headphones

    Hmmm... I miss the colored fonts, you must be feeling better. Anyway, I read that... I must admit that I didn't know about the JULIA CHILD COOKING CONSPIRACY.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: Spaceship Jesus Spoke to Me via Turtle Beach Incandescent Headphones

      It's a little early in the day to be drinking. Or haven't you gone to bed yet?
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • #4
        Re: Spaceship Jesus Spoke to Me via Turtle Beach Incandescent Headphones

        It's his 666th post. Something must have happened.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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