Interview the person below you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

The rules are simple:

1. Answer the question in the previous post.
2. Ask a question for the next poster to answer.
3. Don't post twice in a row.

Now let's go.

Q. What blessings has Our Lord Jesus Christ bestowed upon you this month?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Interview the person below you.

The rules are simple:

1. Answer the question in the previous post.
2. Ask a question for the next poster to answer.
3. Don't post twice in a row.

Now let's go.

Q. What blessings has Our Lord Jesus Christ bestowed upon you this month?

Jesus helped Wes Welker do some fine receiving in the Super Bowl which was good news in my fantasy football league.

Jesus have moved people to embrace Rick Santorum, who is a true conservative. Unlike Newt (who I never liked)

Christ has seen to it my Dodge Dekota gets 23 miles to the gallon this last week. Which is outstanding.

Q. Who do your pray for our Loving Savior Jesus Christ to show some unconditional tough love to?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Interview the person below you.

Q. Who do your pray for our Loving Savior Jesus Christ to show some unconditional tough love to?

I that Jesus will show Rick Santorum some serious tough love, teaching Santorum that he should abandon the Catholic Cult and pray to Jesus, not to Jesus' dead mother! Then we can maybe have a True Christian(tm) President!

Q: What is the most depraved sin you committed before you were Saved©?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Interview the person below you.

A. I worshiped plaster statues and tithed to the Roman pedophile ring.

Q. What is the most hateful act of anti-Christian persecution that has ever been committed against you?

[Holyfield]

Re: Interview the person below you.

A: I was physically assaulted in public by an atheist that also insulted me by calling me a "witness of Jehova".

Q: At what age were you baptized?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Interview the person below you.

Q: At what age were you baptized?

A: At the age of 4, which is very unusual for a True Christian(tm).

But then, I was a very unusual True Christian(tm) boy.


Q: When was the last time you rebuked someone, and what was it for?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Interview the person below you.

Q: When was the last time you rebuked someone, and what was it for?

A: This morning. Marta my cook didn't do the toast the way Jesus likes it.


Q: How many fellow men have you Soul Saved for Christ?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Interview the person below you.

Q: How many fellow men have you Soul Saved for Christ?

A: I quite honestly have no idea. I used to keep a notebook of the men I'd touched on my Truck Stop Ministry(c), but once it was full, I gave up counting. At least three or four . . . thousand. Why keep track myself? Jesus knows whom I've touched.

Q: What candidate are you supporting for President of the United States, and why?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Interview the person below you.

Q: What candidate are you supporting for President of the United States, and why?

A: George W. Bush, because he was hand-chosen by Jesus to lead us in the war on terror(c), and no one currently running is an actual Christian.


Q: To what do you attribute the recent trend of nigra servants sassing back?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Interview the person below you.

A: To the Clintons.

Q: How has the current fad of sodomite "marriage" impacted the sanctity of your marriage?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Interview the person below you.

Q: How has the current fad of sodomite "marriage" impacted the sanctity of your marriage?

A: It has delayed my wedding day by 7 years so far.

Q: Which day in March do you feel that Jesus will command the joos to bomb Iranistan to stop them from dropping a nuke-yoolar bomb on America?

[Holyfield]

Re: Interview the person below you.

Q: Which day in March do you feel that Jesus will command the joos to bomb Iranistan to stop them from dropping a nuke-yoolar bomb on America?

A: On March 30th. As can be read in chapter 3, verse 30 from the book of Judges:

Judges 3:30 "So Moab was subdued that day under the hand of Israel. And the land had rest fourscore years."

MOAB is an acronym for atomic bomb, or Mother Of All Bombs.


Q: What natural disaster do you think was most righteous?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Q: What natural disaster do you think was most righteous?

A: Fire, because it smits the slowest.

B: What do you think Obama will do when he loses the election to President Santorum next November and is kicked out of the country?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

A: On March 30th. As can be read in chapter 3, verse 30 from the book of Judges:

Judges 3:30 "So Moab was subdued that day under the hand of Israel. And the land had rest fourscore years."

MOAB is an acronym for atomic bomb, or Mother Of All Bombs.


Q: What natural disaster do you think was most righteous?

A: The Great Fire of London. A lot of Cthlicks found out they were wrong that day

Q: When the rapture comes, who do you think will get the biggest shock when they are 'Left Behind'?
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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Interview the person below you.

A: The Great Fire of London. A lot of Cthlicks found out they were wrong that day

Q: When the rapture comes, who do you think will get the biggest shock when they are 'Left Behind'?
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A: The Southern Baptists. They think themselves True Christians™, but they ban alcohol in direct violation of the Bible.

Q: Do you think there will be a Rapture, or do you think we are responsible for establishing God's Kingdom on Earth so that Jesus may return and reign a sin-free world?