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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063
    #16
    Re: Some things are just too short!

    My marriage.

    I miss her so much.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • TheMossyTruth
        Unsaved trash
        • Nov 2012
        • 2
        #17
        Re: Some things are just too short!

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
        The attention span of atheist scum. If they would just read God's Word and find true happiness in a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
        Wait, wait, wait...I do not proclaim myself as an athiest; but how does one come to that conclusion due to differing opinions? Your statement is filled with rash generalizations. . Let me ask you; what are your theories on evolution? Abortion? Science in general? If we have differing opinions should I automatically assume you are not educated on the topic? Or should I see if you have educated yourself about it and are providing facts? Same could be said for an athiest; how do you know they haven't read the bible? Needless to say judging by your Reagan photo accompanying your posts. But you are a fool.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #18
            Re: Some things are just too short!

            Originally posted by TheMossyTruth View Post
            Wait, wait, wait...I do not proclaim myself as an athiest; but how does one come to that conclusion due to differing opinions? Your statement is filled with rash generalizations. . Let me ask you; what are your theories on evolution? Abortion? Science in general? If we have differing opinions should I automatically assume you are not educated on the topic? Or should I see if you have educated yourself about it and are providing facts? Same could be said for an athiest; how do you know they haven't read the bible? Needless to say judging by your Reagan photo accompanying your posts. But you are a fool.
            First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

            Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

            Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

            If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079
                #19
                Re: Some things are just too short!

                Originally posted by TheMossyTruth View Post
                Wait, wait, wait...I do not proclaim myself as an athiest; but how does one come to that conclusion due to differing opinions?...
                It's what the Bible says. If you read the Bible you'd know this.

                ...Your statement is filled with Biblical Truth...
                FTFY.

                ...Let me ask you; what are your theories on evolution?...
                Why would he have a theory on a theory?

                Oh, you meant OPINION. Evolution is against the Bible, and the Bible is the Word of God, so evolution's wrong.

                ...Abortion? Science in general?...
                Since when is abortion a science?

                ...If we have differing opinions should I automatically assume you are not educated on the topic?...
                Yes, you should automatically assume that anyone who disagrees with you is ignorant (that is, if you want everyone to think you're an ASSHOLE).

                ...Or should I see if you have educated yourself about it and are providing facts?...
                Like you've been? Oh, that's right, you've done nothing but spew OPINION while complaining about someone else doing the same thing.

                ... Needless to say judging by your Reagan photo accompanying your posts...
                Good for is communication grammar. Whatly?

                ...But you are a fool.
                Glass houses, friend.

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                  • UnicornsAreReal
                    Unsaved trash, drooling imbecile
                    • Nov 2012
                    • 21
                    #20
                    Re: Some things are just too short!

                    Originally posted by John North View Post
                    The distance between USA and Canada.
                    Distance of Sweden and the rest of the World.
                    I'm a pervert and I like it that way

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                      • Rylee Cline
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Dec 2012
                        • 40
                        #21
                        Re: Some things are just too short!

                        life is too long
                        humans keep extending the years on our lives

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14377
                            #22
                            Re: Some things are just too short!

                            Originally posted by Rylee Cline View Post
                            life is too long
                            humans keep extending the years on our lives
                            SPOT THE TREND
                            ADAM: 930 years
                            ENOS: 905 years
                            MAHALALEEL: 895 years
                            METHUSELAH: 969 years
                            LAMECH: 777 years
                            NOAH: 950 years
                            SHEM: 600 years
                            ARPHAXAD: 438 years
                            SALAH: 433 years
                            PELEG: 239 years
                            SERUG: 230 years
                            TERAH: 205 years
                            ABRAHAM: 175 years
                            JOSEPH: 110 years
                            THE QUEEN MOTHER: 101 years

                            I always find funerals are too short. There is never enough time to present The Gospel, on an individual basis, to all the unSaved family members of The Loved One©

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