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Some things are just too short!
Let's make a list!
- Life
- The years (they get shorter)
- Skirts (too damn short!)
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The attention span of atheist scum. If they would just read God's Word and find true happiness in a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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The distance between USA and Canada.Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearersComment
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SocksIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Danny Devito. He reminds me of some freakish living bowling ball.Comment
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Women's hair.
They all look like that weirdo from No Country For Old Men.
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Pastor Ezekiel's church sermons. I could listen to him all day!
6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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I hope this is okay to say because the Bible is the Word of God but I always wished the Book of Revelation was longer and had more details about all the horrible stuff that is going to happen.The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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The time between a woman shutting up and starting talking again.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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The screams of Christopher Hitchens.
I know they will be eternal but I can't help wishing they could somehow go on longer.
YIC
JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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My cousin's sister's shorts are too short.
I was going to talk to her and tell her to do do something about it but I never go around to it.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.Comment
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Sentences for blasphemy against God.
Widow Helen's monthly time in the menstra-hut. (Don't tell her I said that.
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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They are just the right size. When a woman is cooking, cleaning, sewing, looking after the children, getting groceries, rubbing her man's feet, making sure he has a nice hot bath ready, has his favourite Bible verse open and sitting beside his favourite chair, feeding the dogs, fixing the truck, re-paving the driveway, cutting the grass and having bake sales for the church... her "meat biscuit" can get kinda sweaty with the obvious upleasant smells presenting themselves.Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View PostMy cousin's sister's shorts are too short.
I was going to talk to her and tell her to do do something about it but I never go around to it.
With these kinda short-shorts being worn, a cool relieving breeze can flow up and in and tend to keep things fresh for her man. Nothing to worry about my friend. It's all in God's plan.
Can I ask you something personal my darkie friend? How come you have over 300 posts and are still considered "Unsaved Trash?"
Most people (even ones of the dark persuasion) have at least made it to forum member by now.
Do you love Baby Jesus; or are you still a harmonica playing, tap dancing, porch monkey? I can say a prayer to our Lord if you want. Just let me know.Comment
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Pulpit Freedom Sunday! It was far too short.
I only got to endorse Mitt Romney, Paul Broun, Todd Akin, and a handful of local Christian candidates for school boards.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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