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I love the ugly pussy thread. Now here is the pretty one. 
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Jesus is watching you masturbate.
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I guess this will be a "Ladies Only" thread because our Godly Men don't want to have anything to do with pussies
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My infraction finger is itchy. First man to mess with the ladies pussies gets a big infraction. A stiff penalty!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Brother Eliot, I do admit that I'm sorely tempted to pet Sister Rebecca's pussy. It's just so lovely and strokable! Imagine that soft fur between your fingers, Brother!Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
I do hope that wouldn't gain me an infraction.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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I'm afraid the Rev. has a huge infraction now!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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I know I have an undeserved reputation for maltreating cats (if that is possible.) I hope now to redeem myself by issuing a warning about keeping the young from cats, which I'm sure are loveable. Here is a picture of a grandchild (I forget which one) eating pussy.Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 08-02-2008, 01:39 PM.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I think you're in the wrong thread. That's for the ugly pussy thread.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Brother EB, I share in your pain. Many think my experiments on cats are somehow bizarre. As Christians we must always keep the greater good in mind.
Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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How can you expect the ladies to stay out of the men's threads, if you guys won't let them show off their pussies in peace?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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You're right Brother Eliot. I suggest we have a line up of photos of the ladies pussies and we men can later guess to whom they belong! We will have to admit if we are acquainted with various pussies to make it fair - I hope I'm not giving too much away when I say Mrs Bathfire has a pussy like a bear trapper's hat!Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostHow can you expect the ladies to stay out of the men's threads, if you guys won't let them show off their pussies in peace?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Here are several pussies I'd like to display:
Last edited by Justina Thyme; 06-20-2008, 09:25 PM.Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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