[InsanityOfAnArtist]

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Remember kids. Don't smoke the doobie, you'll turn gay

[1liesalot]

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Friend,

We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!



Is this your proof that we evolved from monkeys? Because 'gorilla's are stronger' than us?? That's the dumbest reason I've ever heard!!!



"The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before"??? PROVE IT! And as for "Nothing can be created in 6 days"... I can create a perfect omlette in 6 minutes! Checkmate - Atheist!




There are no dinosaurs left now, obviously, because we killed them all! How dumb are you? Ever heard of extinction? After the flood, we hunted dinosaurs for food (or sport) until none were left. Well, except for crocodiles and the Loch Ness pleseosaur, and all the rest of the dinosaurs that live under the sea.

These atheists are so retarded!

They are clueless and they don't even know that the bible is the truth, the way and the light for the Gospel tells us so and Gospel is the Latin word for "truth".

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Gospel is the Latin word for "truth".

No, it is not. Everyone here knows what Gospel means, and if you think you can fool us with your nonsense, Miss Lotsa-lies, then you are sorely mistaken.

[1liesalot]

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No, it is not. Everyone here knows what Gospel means, and if you think you can fool us with your nonsense, Miss Lotsa-lies, then you are sorely mistaken.

Are you calling the lord are God a liar?

1John 5:10

"Whomsoever believes in the Son of God accepts this testimony. Whoever does not believe God has made him out to be a liar, because they have not believed the testimony God has given about his Son".

[Basilissa]

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They are clueless and they don't even know that the bible is the truth, the way and the light for the Gospel tells us so and Gospel is the Latin word for "truth".

FYI, the Latin word for "truth" is "verum."

[Back against wall]

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Are you calling the lord are God a liar?

1John 5:10

"Whomsoever believes in the Son of God accepts this testimony. Whoever does not believe God has made him out to be a liar, because they have not believed the testimony God has given about his Son".

I would advise you to tread very carefully when addressing the good Sisters of our Church.

[1liesalot]

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No, it is not. Everyone here knows what Gospel means, and if you think you can fool us with your nonsense, Miss Lotsa-lies, then you are sorely mistaken.

You are not saved because of what you have said here. Only 140,000 souls will be saved in all of human history, so how could you possibly hope to be one of them when you lie so brazenly about the Latin word for truth? The gate is narrow and you will spend all of eternity impaled on it's spikes and you will beg for death but death will never come. NOT EVER!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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You are not saved because of what you have said here. Only 140,000 souls will be saved in all of human history, so how could you possibly hope to be one of them when you lie so brazenly about the Latin word for truth? The gate is narrow and you will spend all of eternity impaled on it's spikes and you will beg for death but death will never come. NOT EVER!

Two things I'm going to have to insist on: back up your rantings with Scripture, and use your manners.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Basilissa]

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You are not saved because of what you have said here. Only 140,000 souls will be saved in all of human history,

144,000 Jewish souls.

Revelation 7:4 And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundreth and fourty and foure thousand, of all the tribes of the children of Israel.

Also, countless people of other nations will be Saved, too:

Revelation 7:9 After this I beheld, and lo, a great multitude, which no man could nūber, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, & tongues, stood before the throne, & before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palmes in their hands:

If I were Jewish, then I'd have a reason to worry. But I'm not.

so how could you possibly hope to be one of them when you lie so brazenly about the Latin word for truth? The gate is narrow and you will spend all of eternity impaled on it's spikes and you will beg for death but death will never come. NOT EVER!

Who would be saved, my sweet lying princess, if not us who follow the Word of God to the letter?

You, on the other hand, definitely are on the wide path to eternal damnation lovingly prepared by our Heavenly Father!

[1liesalot]

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Two things I'm going to have to insist on: back up your rantings with Scripture, and use your manners.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Very well. Here is my biblical source. You would do well to ponder it's meaning for you and your place in the book of the eternal life of the perpetually vomitous goats etc.....

Revelation+7:4-8
Then I heard the number of those who "were sealed: 144000 from all the tribes of Israel. From the tribe of Judah 12000 were sealed, from the tribe".

[Basilissa]

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Very well. Here is my biblical source. You would do well to ponder it's meaning for you and your place in the book of the eternal life of the perpetually vomitous goats etc.....

Revelation+7:4-8
Then I heard the number of those who "were sealed: 144000 from all the tribes of Israel. From the tribe of Judah 12000 were sealed, from the tribe".

Sweetie,

I know that as a woman, your mental abilities are akin to the mental abilities of a six months old kitten. It's a cross all of us women have to bear.

Nevertheless, can you please read my previous post - you know, the one just below Mr. Smyth's? The answer is right there.

Hint: Mr. Smyth is not Jewish, either, so the 144,000 number does not apply to him, either.

I hope that was helpful, dear.

[Elmer G. White]

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Very well. Here is my biblical source. You would do well to ponder it's meaning for you and your place in the book of the eternal life of the perpetually vomitous goats etc.....

Revelation+7:4-8
Then I heard the number of those who "were sealed: 144000 from all the tribes of Israel. From the tribe of Judah 12000 were sealed, from the tribe".

Dear Miss Liselotte,

As you can see, our dear Sister Basilissa has already quoted these verses above from the actual Bible. You have the same verse title but the text is from some obscure corruption of the KJV. In addition, Sister Basilissa has kindly prayed for you and explained how these verses refer to Joos.

You neglect her tremendous efforts to HELP you. Jesus is often too merciful (Jonah 4:2) but I surmise He also has His limits. You don't want to find them out!

Jeremiah 7:26
Yet they hearkened not unto me, nor inclined their ear, but hardened their neck: they did worse than their fathers.

Please, be not like the people depicted by the Prophet.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[1liesalot]

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Dear Miss Liselotte,

As you can see, our dear Sister Basilissa has already quoted these verses above from the actual Bible. You have the same verse title but the text is from some obscure corruption of the KJV. In addition, Sister Basilissa has kindly prayed for you and explained how these verses refer to Joos.

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This does not impress me. I have been fasting for Basilissa since yesterday and fasting trumps prayer because it involves actual sacrifice as opposed to mere tokenism. As for KJV, I have already said that this accursed book is the biblical equivalent of the Koran's Satanic Verses. Only those with unclean lips would ever quote from it. There is evidence for this of an irrefutable nature.

[Didymus Much]

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...As for KJV, I have already said that this accursed book is the biblical equivalent of the Koran's Satanic Verses. Only those with unclean lips would ever quote from it. There is evidence for this of an irrefutable nature.

Oh, do tell.

[Basilissa]

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This does not impress me. I have been fasting for Basilissa since yesterday and fasting trumps prayer

What does that mean? Could you speak American, sweetie? I speak fluently several languages, but Retarded is not one of them.