Aspies are Teaching Their Children Superpowers

[Regis Alexandrus]

The flowing image is of a cover of a book that was written by an Aspergian mother. What should Landover and True Christian parents do if Aspergian children are learning superpowers such as flight and super strength?

[Alvin Moss]

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I believe a long barreled goose gun of at least 12 gauge would prove efficacious.

[Elmer G. White]

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I have absolutely no doubt that the aspenbirgers are trying to gain the upper hand with these new, apparently demonic powers. The propulsion mechanism for this "flight" must be in the rear and I can only come to the conclusion that rectal demons must be the powersource. Again, an attempt to justify sodomy!

Still, I am not worried! Airplanes can fly, even insect creeping things can fly. Elephants are strong. Mr. Schwarzenegger is strong. We are weak but still stronger than ashborders or vegetarians!

2 Corinthians 12:10
Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.

But Jesus is even stronger. He is omnipotent. He'll take care of us!



Revelation 19:6
And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Regis Alexandrus]

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I believe a long barreled goose gun of at least 12 gauge would prove efficacious.

What if they have super speed or impervious to bullets and buckshot?

[Alvin Moss]

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What if they have super speed or impervious to bullets and buckshot?

If they are swift, you have to lead them more. The idea is to shoot not where they are, but where they will be. I have not yet encountered any critter that is impervious to buckshot.

[Basilissa]

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What if they have super speed or impervious to bullets and buckshot?

Whatever these people/demons do, it will be ultimately God's will, dear, because God's plan includes the actions of evil individuals:

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?

[Regis Alexandrus]

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If they are swift, you have to lead them more. The idea is to shoot not where they are, but where they will be. I have not yet encountered any critter that is impervious to buckshot.

What if they are wearing body armor, which can stop rifle rounds, which have far more mass than pellets of buckshot.

[WWJDnow]

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What if they have super speed or impervious to bullets and buckshot?

I'd rather not bother Jesus with every trivial problem we face, but if it comes down to it, even Aspies aren't immune to the power of prayer. If we ask Him, I'm sure that God will make mincemeat of those retards.

The only thing beyond the Lord's power to stop is iron chariots. Judges 1:19

[Regis Alexandrus]

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I'd rather not bother Jesus with every trivial problem we face, but if it comes down to it, even Aspies aren't immune to the power of prayer. If we ask Him, I'm sure that God will make mincemeat of those retards.

The only thing beyond the Lord's power to stop is iron chariots. Judges 1:19

True, there is power in prayer. I once had a dream when my grandmother was in.a critical state after a head-on collision at 90 mph. In this dream, the other knights in my council were praying in a very spacious and gargantuan hospital that was a large as a five-star hotel like the Ritz Carlton or the Hilton Anitole. Today, my grandmother is perfectly healthy on our century-ranch. Although God will not answer the prayers of the wicked as Jeremiah 9:14 tells us.

[Witch Hammer]

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Is licking the short bus window while punching the munchkin really a super power?

Jesus and I think not!

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, at my school some children have Aspergers but they are charming boys and girls once they are given a peaceful environment to do their studying. They are usually concentrating very hard and showing interest to things that most children fail to notice. Yes. I am thinking that the tantrums they are sometimes having must be because they can't cope with all the stimuli. Yes. I am thinking this is not an illness but a characteristic that can be cherished and cultivated if recognized. Yes, definitely.

[Regis Alexandrus]

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Is licking the short bus window while punching the munchkin really a super power?

Jesus and I think not!

Flying without flying machines is considered to be a superpower. Of course, one could fly with the Holy Spirit since all things are possible with God as Christ said in Matthew 19:26., but demons use their powers when they possess people as it is inplied in Matthew 8:28.

[Regis Alexandrus]

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I'd rather not bother Jesus with every trivial problem we face, but if it comes down to it, even Aspies aren't immune to the power of prayer. If we ask Him, I'm sure that God will make mincemeat of those retards.

The only thing beyond the Lord's power to stop is iron chariots. Judges 1:19

The Lord sent a rainstorm to immobilize Sisera's 900 iron chariots in Judges 4 and his (Sisera's) entire army was slaughtered.

[alooneymoron]

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Yes Harsha, People with Aspergers have an incredible ability to concentrate and calculate. Some of the greatest minds of this world are thought to have had Aspergers. Gods gift to mankind......

[Aspie girl]

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great answer. most children with Asperger's are very evil and perverted. They eat their own body waste too. I like the taste.