Is Kim Jong-un closer to being saved than this hairdresser?

[Jack Glass]

I've been contemplating this for some time now. This hairdresser, Mo Nabbach, who wants to remain anonymous, is mocking the Kim Jong-un's image to advertise his services.

At first glance, he has a point, but having spent most of my time recently studying God's Word I have my doubts.

Although religion isn't allowed in North Korea, it occurred to me that the Dear Leader may secretly be following the Lord's teachings in his considerable grooming.

1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

Ezekiel 44:20 Neither shall they shave their heads, nor suffer their locks to grow long; they shall only poll their heads.

Ezekiel 5:1 And thou, son of man, take thee a sharp knife, take thee a barber's razor, and cause it to pass upon thine head and upon thy beard: then take thee balances to weigh, and divide the hair.

You would be hard pressed to see a more divided do.

There is no mention of Mo Nabbach's religion, but I'm guessing he doesn't even know how to spell Christianity.

Could Kim Jong-un be saved after all?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/15/north-koreans-complain-london-hairdresser-kim-jong-un

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Is Kim Jong-un closer to being saved than this hairdresser?

Mr. Glass,

I am positive that Mr. Un has VERY good chances for eventual Salvation. He would not be able to do it on his own, but since last month he has had the best imaginable sponsor to present his case before Jesus. Our own pastor Ezekiel Flint, who is a close personal friend with most world leaders, including Mr. Un.

Verily, not much is required for Mr. Un to receive the Grace of God!

Romans 10:13
For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jack Glass]

Re: Is Kim Jong-un closer to being saved than this hairdresser?

Mr. Glass,

I am positive that Mr. Un has VERY good chances for eventual Salvation. He would not be able to do it on his own, but since last month he has had the best imaginable sponsor to present his case before Jesus. Our own pastor Ezekiel Flint, who is a close personal friend with most world leaders, including Mr. Un.

Verily, not much is required for Mr. Un to receive the Grace of God!

Romans 10:13
For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I knew it!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Is Kim Jong-un closer to being saved than this hairdresser?

All hairdressers are gay. Real Christian men cut their own hair with the same knife they use to kill and skin their food.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Is Kim Jong-un closer to being saved than this hairdresser?

I considered the situation in North Korea:

In North Korea:

The Leader of North Korea has died but "lives on."
The Original Leader created your world.
The Leader of North Korea sent his son to continue his work.
Three people who all have the same idea, “Juche,” are united as one.
In North Korea it is firmly believed that the leader (and his offspring) are infallible.
In North Korea, the leader knows everything.
In North Korea, the leader made everything possible.
In North Korea, if you accept the Leader then life will be good.
North Korea thinks that only they have the answer to life.
North Korea sees itself surrounded by enemies.
North Korea sees itself as persecuted.
North Korea suffers famine and disease but these are the result of disobedience to the Leader.
North Korea wants to wipe out its enemies
North Korea has no free elections.
In North Korea you advance by utter and complete obedience to the Word of the Leader
In North Korea, people who rebel are punished eternally or sent to prison camps.
In North Korea, people who try and escape to find another leader are executed.
In North Korea, the benefits of the Leader's Paradise are only available to members of the Party
In North Korea, you have to thank the leader every day for what he has done for you
In North Korea, if something appears to be wrong, it is because you do not understand properly.

Regardless of any hairstyle, I feel that North Korea is, simply put, about as far as it is possible to get from a Christian Country.