What is a Geisha?

[Titus Templeton]

Anyone knows what is up with that Geisha thing in Japan?
I heard they are some kind of servants in clubs? Do they follow the holy Bible?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What is a Geisha?

"Geisha" is a Japanese word for "Trap." In days of old, before Ben Franklin invented spectacles, the old Japanese men couldn't tell the difference between a man and a woman except for the clothing. These "traps" or "geishas" would dress in the most colorful kimonos, paint their faces white (to hide any facial hair or stubble), put on wigs held together with pitch, and pleasure old men for profit. Today they are not in such high demand because the old men can see them now for what they are, what with glasses and contacts and all. Stay away from them, Brother. They are bad news.



Geishas trying to pick up old men at Japanese Walmart.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What is a Geisha?

What Sister Mary said, Brother Titus. Trust us, we are True Christian™ ladies and can spot a false woman at 100 paces. These geishas are the Japanese equivalent of Thai ladyboys. If only Pastor Zeke were here, he could tell you so much more about it than we can.

Also, they are not clean - look at the picture on the right in your own post. See how he has tried to wash the grime off his neck, but missed a bit?

Sister Mary's picture made me do a quite a lot of sick in my mouth.

Take care, Brother,
YiC
Joanna

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What is a Geisha?

"Geisha" is a Japanese word for "Trap." In days of old, before Ben Franklin invented spectacles, the old Japanese men couldn't tell the difference between a man and a woman except for the clothing. These "traps" or "geishas" would dress in the most colorful kimonos, paint their faces white (to hide any facial hair or stubble), put on wigs held together with pitch, and pleasure old men for profit. Today they are not in such high demand because the old men can see them now for what they are, what with glasses and contacts and all. Stay away from them, Brother. They are bad news.



Geishas trying to pick up old men at Japanese Walmart.

Looks to me like they are a mixture of clowns and undercover ladieboys.

What Sister Mary said, Brother Titus. Trust us, we are True Christian™ ladies and can spot a false woman at 100 paces. These geishas are the Japanese equivalent of Thai ladyboys. If only Pastor Zeke were here, he could tell you so much more about it than we can.

Also, they are not clean - look at the picture on the right in your own post. See how he has tried to wash the grime off his neck, but missed a bit?

Sister Mary's picture made me do a quite a lot of sick in my mouth.

Take care, Brother,
YiC
Joanna

I won't ever visit Japan. I don't want to be exposed to all of this nonsense. Pastor Ezekiel clearly is a Christian Warrior for enduring all these Years in Japan.
I was also pretty dissapointed when someone told me that Japanese Kamikaze didn't die for Jesus but for Hitler.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: What is a Geisha?

Are you sure those are named Gheisha and not Gaysha?

[Leroy Llewelyn]

Re: What is a Geisha?

Are you sure those are named Gheisha and not Gaysha?

Why is it not surprising, this mackeral-snapper is obsessed with gay buggery?

[handmaiden]

Re: What is a Geisha?

Do you know what I find particularly sad? The beautiful stitching on the back of the geisha's robe was not done for the Glory of God.

All that lovely handiwork could have been done while giving thanks to Jesus for being gifted with nimble fingers.


Crafting For Jesus is the best recreational activity a girl can get!


Stitchingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: What is a Geisha?

This makes me feel very ill! This a direct, public mockery of everything that is good, decent, and Christian. These men are dressing as women a direct violation of who God made us to be, and then the paint makes them look like whores, and the clothing looks like a mixed fiber...there are so many reasons they need to be stoned or repent and beg Jesus for forgiveness.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: What is a Geisha?

They look like banshees and probably dabble in a non-mainstream Japanese stream of voodoo. Watch your back!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: What is a Geisha?

Here in godless New York City, there is a club called Geisha that is a place where men rush to see "ladies" strip off their clothing, revealing their mammalian glands and naughty bulbous places. While I (of course) have never stepped foot inside, I can imagine the screams of horror when the final garments are removed, only to reveal the true gender of the dancers!

To add to the confusion, the devil has set up a fine Japanese restaurant also called Geisha. I imagine there have been fine upstanding gentlemen thinking they were going to an establishment to enjoy sushi and instead being treated to sausage (ewwwww). This is further evidence that we need to get rid of foreigners in our land, since the result of immigration is clearly to lead more men to the wide road that climaxes in the flames of Hell.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: What is a Geisha?

Most Japanese men are homosexual, even if they lie and deny their filthy biological urges.

When I chose to be gay, the Asiatics were my last choice on any given night, due to the limited penile length of almost all slopes. If you choose to be gay, you want as much man-steel as you can find to ride. With the orientals, you just don't get much.

Still, at the end of the night, after numerous gay intercourse trysts, when all the sissies were worn out, there was always the Japs.

Never good on top, but insatiable bottoms. I recall a weekend in San Francisco when I had to say enough is enough, after 24 hours of homo-rectal sin with a slant. I had made my deposit several times, but he just would not let me go. It almost got physical..

Praise Christ, that filth is behind me!

In Him