[Back against wall]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

This website is a new kind of stupid. Have fun thinking you are "True Christians."

I personally love that I am a True Christian™ And yes, yes it is fun. It fills my heart with Joy for Jesus. Sometimes I sing it

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I also have fun knowing that you are destined to munch carpet for a life eternal in HELL. Being Jackknifed by Satan himself and all the Niggeros, Messycans, Joos, Cripples and every type of Syndrome you could possibly mention.

Love you!

Joy for Jesus, I have Joy for Jesus
Brother BAW
True Christian™

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Are you saying there's a difference?

My opinion is irrelevant here, but the Bible definitely says that people and animals are different. People can go to Heaven or Hell, while animals are good eating (after they've pulled your plow around, of course).

[1liesalot]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Like Jeffery Dahmer (who apparently confessed and converted immediately prior to his execution), so if this crap is true, he's in Heaven now with Jesus.

His victims, on the other hand, who were too young to realize just how awful and disgusting they were in the sight of God (by being born), and beg forgiveness for sins they did not commit, well, they're burning in Hell now. Now and FOREVER.

Ain't Christianity awesome?

Somebody say JESUS SAVES.

[1liesalot]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

You're calling God a big, fat, liar?

"And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 20:23

"And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
and my soul shall abhor you."
Leviticus 26:30

"And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Deuteronomy 32:19

"The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:5

"Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 5:6

"For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 10:3

"The LORD trieth the righteous:
but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 11:5

"There were they in great fear, where no fear was:
for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee:
thou hast put them to shame,
because God hath despised them."
Psalm 53:5

"When God heard this, he was wroth,
and greatly abhorred Israel:"
Psalm 78:59

"Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people,
insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
Psalm 106:40

"These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Proverbs 6:16-19

"The mouth of strange women is a deep pit:
he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
Proverbs 22:14

"And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden:
he hath destroyed his places of the assembly:
the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion,
and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
Lamentations 2:6 -

"All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them:
for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house,
I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Hosea 9:15

"Three shepherds also I cut off in one month;
and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
Zechariah 11:8

"And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
Malachi 1:3

"As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
Romans 9:13

Still think God doesn't hate anyone?

None of this means Yahweh (if there ever was or is such an entity) is a g_d of hate. It is all to do with parables, this hate issue g_d seems to have with sinners. Hate means love in the bible. May you shelter under g_d"s protection and wear your helmet of salvation and breastplate of righteousness. I wear these items to bed, even, although I am a pastafarian. So there is no excuse for you so called true Christians not to be wearing you g_d's armour.

Exalt.

[Basilissa]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Hate means love in the bible.

Wait, what?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

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For hours and hours.

I also have fun knowing that you are destined to munch carpet for a life eternal in HELL. Being Jackknifed by Satan himself and all the Niggeros, Messycans, Joos, Cripples and every type of Syndrome you could possibly mention.

Love you!

Joy for Jesus, I have Joy for Jesus
Brother BAW
True Christian™

[Back against wall]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

OK Who is the best lawyer in Freehold? I need to file a Plagiarism suite!
Thank you Brother Pastor Ezekiel for bringing this to my attention.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

You people honestly disgust me. I'm actually laughing at how stupid you all are being. "Not all of them are God-hating bastards, just most of them." Please your killing me!

The posts question in it of itself is blasphemy.

Our words come straight from the KJV Bible. I fully trust the good Pastors here to not lead us astray, as they are men and True Christians. You are the stupid one since you are rejecting Jesus and all His teachings, landing you a spot in Hell.

The only blasphemer between the actual Christians and you, is you! Stop mocking God!

[Back against wall]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

The only blasphemer between the actual Christians and you, is you! Stop mocking God!

Sister you have such a good heart. But please remember your blood preasure, you don't need another epidode, especially one cause by a heathen.

[Cephalon Archangel]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

All my life, I have been a Christian. I was born and raised in a Christian home with a Christian family, and I have dedicated my life to God and His creations.

Though one thing has concerned me: furries. I am, of course, not talking about the heathen Satanic sodomite heretics that see themselves as the reincarnation of some evil homosexual dragon hell-bent on having sex with every male on Earth and in Hell. I am talking about those people who love animals (purely in a platonic way!) and dress up in suits that make them resemble anthropomorphic animals.

At first I saw furries as sickening, but as I met and spoke with one, I gradually realized, that not all of them are God-hating bastards. Just most of them.

Is this an affront to God? Is pretending to be an animal a sin? If it is, how do I repent? How can I be saved?

Yes, furries can go to heaven, because a furry, by definition, is simply someone who is a part of the furry fandom, which consists in itself of all fandoms which primarily contain anthropomorphic animals.
Furries in themselves are as much of a human as you are, and as much as anyone else. Of course, as they are human, they can be anything else a human is. And while dressing up as an animal is not condemned in the Bible, pretending to be one, debatably, isn't, or at least not in a corrupted rewrite of the Bible.

But, of course, a lot of people, especially in this area, will attempt to corrupt everyone else's views to match their twisted viewpoint.

Beware these people, they attempt to destroy minorities who are contempt with what God made them into.

[Back against wall]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

drible dribble

You joined just to post that? You haven't read this thread have you. Here we go again...

Welcome young Man, I suppose. If you could find your way to the introduction forum, start your own thread, introduce yourself and explain how you came to find Jesus, your favorite verse and a little about yourself like what Church you attend, we would all be ever so grateful, maybe.

Don't take my disinterest in you to heart. I am sure once we get to know you a little, all will be nice. It's just that we get so many of you who just run off at the mouth and show no respect for "Our Place" like barging in with opinions without so much as an introduction, it gets draining. Getting to read an intro is nice and it helps.

Brother BAW.

P.S.
The person you have replied to is most probably dead, or at least in Hell. So please don't expect them to reply to you personally. It's been 7 years since then, God has had ample time to smite that person and stopped them from breathing, if that's what He chose to do. Which I would think He did.

[its_faith]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I think furries are akin to emos. I think both mental illnesses can be cured with bible reading.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I think furries are akin to emos. I think both mental illnesses can be cured with bible reading.

Well I do know one thing: Jesus will not allow any perverts to enter His Eternal Kingdom. No one wants these freaks up in Heaven. It's bad enough that I'm surrounded by them when I'm preaching to the slants.

[FurriesHateGod]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I honestly want you to die.

[Basilissa]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

All furries are raging psychopaths.

Exhibit A:

I honestly want you to die.

Case closed.