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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29443

    #211
    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by Tuemescine View Post
    Yes Furries Can Go To Heaven. Dismiss what these arrogant people are saying here, it is nothing more than a fandom and like all human behavior, you control your own actions. Personally I have been a christian for 14 years and does being a furry affect your chance of getting into heaven? HELL NO. Also just out of curiosity, has anyone here actually talked to a homosexual? Or do you damn them to hell from a distance. Personally talking with many of them while keeping and open mind that is christian is healthy for everyone. 14 years of Christianity will not be shot down by supposed god-loving bastards with a keyboard
    Welcome friend!
    You seem to be quite upset. Not surprising as you are obviously a false Christian and desperately are hoping God will excuse your foul perversion and grant you space in Heaven.
    I have not seen one word in the Holy Bible where God had it written that perverts and queers can dine at the Big Table™.
    I have read this:
    Ephesians 5:3-17
    3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;
    4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
    5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
    6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.
    7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
    8 For ye were sometimes darkness, but now are ye light in the Lord: walk as children of light:
    9 (For the fruit of the Spirit is in all goodness and righteousness and truth
    10 Proving what is acceptable unto the Lord.
    11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.
    12 For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.
    13 But all things that are reproved are made manifest by the light: for whatsoever doth make manifest is light.
    14 Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light.
    15 See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise,
    16 Redeeming the time, because the days are evil.
    17 Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is.

    Now, as far as you queers go, here is Gods Pure Word about it:
    Leviticus 18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Tuemescine
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2017
      • 3

      #212
      Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

      Hi there!
      Sorry about how I was last night, I truly should have taken a different approach to that but I was very tired. As for my language I apologize again, but I didn't use anything that I did not see unpunished in this forum by others. Just out of curiosity, which part of the bible says that furries cannot go to heaven? Or that god does not approve of it. Find me a quote from the bible and I will give up being a furry. Also I found a verse that relates to this situation reading the bible:
      14 Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters. 2 One person’s faith allows them to eat anything, but another, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. 3 The one who eats everything must not treat with contempt the one who does not, and the one who does not eat everything must not judge the one who does, for God has accepted them.
      With the un-acceptance of others, such as blacks and homosexuals according to everything I have seen on this website. I do not think that I am the one who is not a pure Christian. I have been a Christian for 14 years and I plan to stay as one. Sorry if I came off as harsh, I try to stay as happy as I possibly can, enjoying my life and how much god loves me and everyone in the world.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #213
        Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

        Originally posted by Tuemescine View Post
        Just out of curiosity, which part of the bible says that furries cannot go to heaven?
        You're confused, dear. You made a statement that furries can go to Heaven. Kindly back that up with Scripture, or acknowledge you pulled that out of your own imagination.

        Originally posted by Tuemescine View Post
        14 Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters. 2 One person’s faith allows them to eat anything, but another, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. 3 The one who eats everything must not treat with contempt the one who does not, and the one who does not eat everything must not judge the one who does, for God has accepted them.
        Hurrah! You've started to look to the Holy Bible for answers! Allow me to introduce you to the King James Version, the only True version in a sea of Falsies.
        Him that is weak in the faith receive ye, but not to doubtful disputations.

        For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.

        Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.

        Romans 14:1-3
        I would encourage you to read the entire letter to the Romans, and then read the entire Bible so you can understand this passage in context. I can see you did not consider the context, which is likely because you are ignorant of it. It appears to have been slopped down as if we were playing Bible Verse Bingo and you did a quick google search for "accept" + "bible."

        This particular passage refers to the dietary Laws of Moses and in what ways Christ has put Judaism to bed. Unless you are prepared to argue some Furry Laws of Moses, you're barking up the wrong tree. Furthermore, accepting the weak in faith is not the same as accepting the sinner. The LORD is very clear that we are to shun the infidel among us (1 Corinthians 5:13). Landover Baptist Church was created to provide just such a safe haven for True Christians™, as commanded by Jesus (2 Thessalonians 3:6). You may think judgement is mean-spirited and uncalled for, but Jesus says this is for the good of the unregenerated spirit (2 Thessalonians 3:14). You see, shame allows the sinner to see himself as Jesus sees him, which is not good, but in dire need of redemption.

        Originally posted by Tuemescine View Post
        With the un-acceptance of others, such as blacks and homosexuals according to everything I have seen on this website. I do not think that I am the one who is not a pure Christian. I have been a Christian for 14 years and I plan to stay as one. Sorry if I came off as harsh, I try to stay as happy as I possibly can, enjoying my life and how much god loves me and everyone in the world.
        Yes, I understand this is what you think. The problem is, you are not God, and God is not you. As it stands, your god is a figment of the imagination; a phantom deity who just so happens to agree with all your moral beliefs. A god who, I'll bet, comforts you when faced with moral dilemmas and emotional discomfort. Don't you think that's just a bit... convenient? After all, that means you can never really be wrong. Mistaken yes, but not wrong. What do you suppose is the difference between that god and an imaginary friend?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #214
          Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

          Originally posted by Tuemescine View Post
          ...14 Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters...
          Ok, then nothing in the Bible means anything at all. No rules, do what you like.

          Or...

          You don't understand what "disputable" means. There's nothing in the Bible that says God's hatred of homosexuals (and those who aid and abet them) is disputable.

          ...I have been calling myself a Christian for 14 years and I plan to keep doing so in direct contradiction of the Scripture that someone handily posted in the first reply to my post above...
          FTFY.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12917

            #215
            Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

            Originally posted by Tuemescine View Post
            Hi there!
            Sorry about how I was last night, I truly should have taken a different approach to that but I was very tired.
            Don't worry. We've seen worse.

            As for my language I apologize again, but I didn't use anything that I did not see unpunished in this forum by others. Just out of curiosity, which part of the bible says that furries cannot go to heaven?
            If you bothered to look at the first page of this thread you'd see a reply by our pastor (Ezekiel Flint), who cited the appropriate verse:

            I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8


            Obviously, furries are covered under the general umbrella of weird clothing.

            Or that god does not approve of it. Find me a quote from the bible and I will give up being a furry. Also I found a verse that relates to this situation reading the bible:
            14 Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters. 2 One person’s faith allows them to eat anything, but another, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. 3 The one who eats everything must not treat with contempt the one who does not, and the one who does not eat everything must not judge the one who does, for God has accepted them.

            Romans 14:1-3
            1 Him that is weak in the faith receive ye, but not to doubtful disputations.
            2 For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.
            3 Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.

            Here is what Dr. Elmer White says about these verses in a beautifully color-coded way:

            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
            Next, Romans 14. More orders that seem at first hard to fulfill, but by remembering Romans 12:19, we'll manage. How to deal with those who are pitiful weaklings?

            Romans 14:2-3
            For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs. Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.

            Here we can see how vegetarians are weaklings who deserve not only our horrified astonishment but also our pity. We can also see that God hath received those who eat all foodstuffs, i.e., meats. Furthermore, it is totally unacceptable for vegetarians to judge meateaters. God will revenge that (Romans 12:19).
            I hope that was helpful.

            With the un-acceptance of others, such as blacks and homosexuals according to everything I have seen on this website.
            Oh, please, don't shoot the messenger, all that hate is not us; it is derived 100% God's Own Words.

            I do not think that I am the one who is not a pure Christian. I have been a Christian for 14 years and I plan to stay as one. Sorry if I came off as harsh, I try to stay as happy as I possibly can, enjoying my life and how much god loves me and everyone in the world.
            Well, you cannot deny that you've been warned.

            Matthew 7:13-14
            13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
            14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Izzy04
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Mar 2017
              • 7

              #216
              Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

              boi

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #217
                Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

                Originally posted by Izzy04 View Post
                boi

                Pithy. Can you elaborate?
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12917

                  #218
                  Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

                  Originally posted by Izzy04 View Post
                  boi
                  Imata niwashanki, munay sipascha?

                  (If you wish to express yourself in a way that is incomprehensible to other readers of this forum, then I can do that, too. At least I used a real language and not some made up gibberish.)
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29443

                    #219
                    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

                    Originally posted by Tuemescine View Post
                    Hi there!
                    Sorry about how I was last night, I truly should have taken a different approach to that but I was very tired. As for my language I apologize again, but I didn't use anything that I did not see unpunished in this forum by others. Just out of curiosity, which part of the bible says that furries cannot go to heaven? Or that god does not approve of it. Find me a quote from the bible and I will give up being a furry. Also I found a verse that relates to this situation reading the bible:
                    14 Accept the one whose faith is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters. 2 One person’s faith allows them to eat anything, but another, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. 3 The one who eats everything must not treat with contempt the one who does not, and the one who does not eat everything must not judge the one who does, for God has accepted them.
                    With the un-acceptance of others, such as blacks and homosexuals according to everything I have seen on this website. I do not think that I am the one who is not a pure Christian. I have been a Christian for 14 years and I plan to stay as one. Sorry if I came off as harsh, I try to stay as happy as I possibly can, enjoying my life and how much god loves me and everyone in the world.
                    Friend, while everyone wants to be a Christian (can you blame them) most, like you, are not. No more than a pebble can be a mountain. You do not follow the Word of God. You are doomed to a eternal existence of misery.
                    Consider this:
                    You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. The tail from your beaver outfit gets caught in your chain and a Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

                    You're dead
                    Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
                    As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
                    Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

                    Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14160

                      #220
                      Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

                      Originally posted by Tuemescine View Post
                      Yes Furries Can Go To Heaven.
                      You have not posted any Scripture supporting the claim.
                      Just to be clear, you're saying people like this
                      go to Heaven? Next you move on to an even more abominable subject as it is explicitly stated in The Bible. Why don't you know that?
                      has anyone here actually talked to a homosexual?
                      Not knowingly after becoming Christians because The Bible tells us to have no currency with homosexuals. Here's some homework for you, it should be easy if you love Jesus and follow His word. Find a Bible passage covering either of these points. There are quite a few and I don't want all of them.
                      Or do you damn them to hell from a distance.
                      We do not damn anybody to anything. Only God can to that. Christians have a duty to judge others (again a Bible verse for you to look up).
                      Quite easy in the following case:
                      ..so there's three easy verses for you to find. Easy if you're a Christian. Irrelevant if you're not.

                      From your anti-Biblical statements, unsubstantiated statements as it happens at this point, it's looking like the latter but if I'm wrong I'm sure you'll want to correct me and of course I'd like to know where I've gone wrong if that's the case.

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11228

                        #221
                        Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

                        Originally posted by Superdupermegaultra
                        Oooh a Infraction.
                        I'm pleased that you are not overly discouraged by them. I received one or two in my time as Jesus Christ felt the need to discipline me into being a better disciple of His Name.
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Hahahahaha
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Mar 2017
                          • 2

                          #222
                          Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

                          Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14160

                            #223
                            Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

                            secular education

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #224
                              Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              secular "education"
                              FTFY.

                              You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him think.

                              Or something like that.

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14160

                                #225
                                Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                FTFY.

                                You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him think.

                                Or something like that.
                                oh I thought I'd wandered into the word association thread

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