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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #16
    Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

    Originally posted by christain-goth View Post
    I've never heard of a real law that said we couldn't.
    I think its the law of
    asthetics, any Goth baby would be as ugly as a bucket of squished crabs. I hope this helps.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • christain-goth
      Unsaved trash
      • Aug 2008
      • 102

      #17
      Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

      Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
      Can you give me a quote from the KJV Bible which backs up your idea that we should "think for ourselves"?
      Don't need to, it's common sense. Being able to think for yourself is a sign of independence, a quality which a lot of people these days don't have.

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      • Ebenezer Wright
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 1021

        #18
        Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

        Originally posted by christain-goth View Post
        Don't need to, it's common sense. Being able to think for yourself is a sign of independence, a quality which a lot of people these days don't have.
        Freethinkers always end up on drugs or on stripper poles! Why can't you just let God do the thinking around here?
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • Sister Rebecca
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 390

          #19
          Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

          Originally posted by SavingTheRest View Post
          Condoms for the win
          Whatever would we do with ketchup and mustard at the birthing of our children?
          You unsaved trash are a real mystery to me sometimes. Imagine, bringing mayonnaise and ketchup to a birthing. What exactly for?? Land sakes alive.
          Jesus is watching you masturbate.

          Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

          numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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          • ligero
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 8

            #20
            Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

            Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
            Freethinkers always end up on drugs or on stripper poles! Why can't you just let God do the thinking around here?
            Or Doctors

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            • ligero
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2008
              • 8

              #21
              Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

              Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
              Whatever would we do with ketchup and mustard at the birthing of our children?
              You unsaved trash are a real mystery to me sometimes. Imagine, bringing mayonnaise and ketchup to a birthing. What exactly for?? Land sakes alive.
              I really hope you're being sarcastic

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              • satan's leper
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Oct 2008
                • 40

                #22
                Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

                I think that if god exists then he left opium poppy on earth for a reason. People should not feel pain unless they want too. We are intelligent, and that means we have the ability to manipulate the earth into our needs and desires much better then animals. While animals must suffer, we can take morphine and live our lives. The fact that we can treat pain is one of the things that defines us and our intelligence.
                So if any pregnant woman read this, please do not hesitate to take pain medications.

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                • Ebenezer Wright
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1021

                  #23
                  Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

                  Originally posted by satan's helper View Post
                  I think that if god exists then he left opium poppy on earth for a reason. People should not feel pain unless they want too. We are intelligent, and that means we have the ability to manipulate the earth into our needs and desires much better then animals. While animals must suffer, we can take morphine and live our lives. The fact that we can treat pain is one of the things that defines us and our intelligence.
                  So if any pregnant woman read this, please do not hesitate to take pain medications.
                  Just another satanist supporting dope. Your probably high off of pain meds right now aren't you?

                  I certainly have not seen any scripture condoning the use of drugs!
                  Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                  Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                  • satan's leper
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 40

                    #24
                    Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

                    I am not high off anything.
                    I said opium poppy because a large amount of our current painkillers come from it. I did not say go smoke opium to forget your troubles, I think doing that would make them worse in the long run.

                    No, I was saying that since you believe that God created the world and everything on it, perhaps he created the poppy plant to aid humans? Am I being to blasphemous now?

                    I do not condone getting high to forget life's troubles. Not because the Government says so, but because it makes problems worse. I condone using pain medication as a powerful tool, to be used responsibly.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22895

                      #25
                      Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

                      Originally posted by satan's helper View Post
                      I am not high off anything.
                      I said opium poppy because a large amount of our current painkillers come from it. I did not say go smoke opium to forget your troubles, I think doing that would make them worse in the long run.

                      No, I was saying that since you believe that God created the world and everything on it, perhaps he created the poppy plant to aid humans? Am I being to blasphemous now?

                      I do not condone getting high to forget life's troubles. Not because the Government says so, but because it makes problems worse. I condone using pain medication as a powerful tool, to be used responsibly.
                      I don't recall Job having an opium pipe beside his bed as Satan tortured him. I don't recall God saying to Job, "Here, have a shot of morphine."

                      Strikes me that if God intended you to suffer, then that is your lot in life and you should, like Job, accept it willingly and without loss of faith.

                      Oh, by the way, do you have some lieberal excuse for using crystal meth?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • satan's leper
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 40

                        #26
                        Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

                        Crystal meth does not stop pain, so it's uses in medicine are few. It is used to help cure extreme obesity though, so there you have it.

                        And of course you do not recall God giving Job morphine, God is far to sadistic to consider that!
                        Imagine that, Job has his entire life ruined, his children killed, his wife left him, and he went through huge amounts of pain. For what? Why because God had to prove a point, of course! That is like getting impaled because the king wanted to prove to his friend that humans have organs.

                        So no, I do not think that Job could have expected any morphine, or any godly pain reducers for his huge amounts of pain, god loved him too much for that.

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                        • Lithium
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 137

                          #27
                          Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

                          There are rules for giving birth ???
                          Well at the time I gave birth almost 2 years ago I didn't have a garden what to do then huh ?

                          anyway our daughter was born with an caeceran section, and I had pain medication

                          Revelation 20:14-15
                          And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                          • Jean Poole
                            Mother of 20
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 384

                            #28
                            Re: How to give birth in a Ladylike manner.

                            If you don't have a garden, it is your responsibility to find a place where you can have your sintime. No excuses, liberal whore.
                            God hates Seth Cochrane.

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