How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model

[BibleReader2231]

I saw my Pa go through my neighbor’s owners manual to help him adjust the tow bar on his 2020 Land Rover. I figured some of the wealthy blessed people of Freehold perhaps have one and wanted to pass along the tidbit of information my Pa found.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I saw my Pa go through my neighbor’s owners manual to help him adjust the tow bar on his 2020 Land Rover. I figured some of the wealthy blessed people of Freehold perhaps have one and wanted to pass along the tidbit of information my Pa found.

Landover Baptist provides vehicles for all of our pastors. The Land Rover has been found to be too slow--our pastors have appointments and business to attend to and need to move fast.

Only Cadillac Escalades have been used for several years. The 2020 models arrived at the Church a few days ago.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings!

I myself have long desired to have a Range Rover but so far my finances have not allowed I this much needed necessity. I see them every day in Georgetown which is near Washington DC where I am currently a student at Georgetown University but they are all owned by white people who drive around in them drinking coffee from Starbucks which is a coffee shop where rich with people go. These Range Rovers are priced too high for a Black man to afford which is racist. Maybe Kanye has one or maybe Oprah.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[MitzaLizalor]

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"To strongly doubt" may be a disputed verb, but who on earth owning a Land Rover would not know about tow bars?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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From the picture it looks like those rear suspension arms are pretty low to the ground - hardly enough to avoid damage when hitting the average urban pot hole. Then it looks like an exposed gas tank on the upper right - reminiscent of the fiery deaths in the old Ford Pinto.

The Land Rover image harkens back to the glory days of the old British colonial empire where shithole countries with little or no roads required a robust 4-wheel drive vehicle to exploit the resources of Third World countries. David Attenborough was fond of using these vehicles in his nature films - outpacing a heard of charging elephants across the African savanna.

These days the Land Rover has a reputation of being the most unreliable vehicle manufactured on the planet. This is hardly an endorsement for purchasing this outrageously priced vehicle - particularly if you are planning on using it to protect yourself and your family from bands of feral nigras and roving zombie Antifa gangs in modern dystopian urban cities run by Democrats.

Just ask yourself if Jesus would ever buy a Land Rover.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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From the picture it looks like those rear suspension arms are pretty low to the ground - hardly enough to avoid damage when hitting the average urban pot hole. Then it looks like an exposed gas tank on the upper right - reminiscent of the fiery deaths in the old Ford Pinto.

Would that explain the pool of liquid underneath the vehicle, despite the fact that the photo appears to have been taken indoors?

Just ask yourself if Jesus would ever buy a Land Rover.

Oh, thank you for the laugh, Brother!

[Basilissa]

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From the picture it looks like those rear suspension arms are pretty low to the ground - hardly enough to avoid damage when hitting the average urban pot hole.

That doesn't seem helpful for driving off road in some shithole country, either.

[BibleReader2231]

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I’m not sure what’s going on as I’ve never felt a towbar in my hand. I don’t think I’ve ever had a towbar anywhere near my body in fact so I’m not sure I could perform the firm grasp needed to adjust and rotate it. My Pa sure seemed to be a pro at it though so I’m sure he’s had to hold onto several curved towbars back in his hay day.

[Elmer G. White]

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I find this discussion extremely troubling.

Land Rover is not an American car. That should be enough justification not to ever purchase it, nor have any interest in its tow bars that look like tallywhackers. Land Rover is since the early 2000's an Indian car. Previously, it was based in England, a shithole country that is owned by the false Christian Church of England and by their Queen whose spouse pretends to be a living god. He is not.



The aforementioned "living god" uses Land Rovers to kill innocent people.



God has warned us about using foreign products. This does not include U.S. products even if they are foreign in foreign countries because Jesus meant the other countries when He spoke about "foreign" stuff. Foreigners should not partake in anything that is innocent and Holy and everything that concerns True Christians™ falls into that category.

Exodus 12:45
A foreigner and an hired servant shall not eat thereof.

Land Rovers are sodomistic tools to infiltrate our pristine prairies. Initiating a discussion about them is highly suspicious and requires powerful prayers and exorcisms as a True Christian™ defense strategy. Q. E. D. Habeas corpus etc.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[BibleReader2231]

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Oh dear. I simply had no idea. As a female, I’m ignorant about cars and trust the men I am around to work on them. What should someone do if they have a neighbor who drives the aforementioned vehicle Brother White?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Oh dear. I simply had no idea. As a female, I’m ignorant about cars and trust the men I am around to work on them.

I confess I remain puzzled as to why you even raised this supremely dull and irrelevant question, Maxine - if indeed it was a question?

[BibleReader2231]

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I confess I remain puzzled as to why you even raised this supremely dull and irrelevant question, Maxine - if indeed it was a question?

I’m afraid only God knows the answer to that question as I don’t even remember. I’m much too busy looking up pie recipes to remember. I was just impressed with how quickly my smart Pa pulled out the tow bar to make it longer. I want to say he looks like a pro when he does that sort of stuff. It’s a new part of what I hope to find in a future husband.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Quick question - does anyone know how to remove hair and bone that's stuck behind the front bumper? And rear. You can't see it but it's starting to smell like burritos.

[BibleReader2231]

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Quick question - does anyone know how to remove hair and bone that's stuck behind the front bumper? And rear. You can't see it but it's starting to smell like burritos.

I’m afraid you might have to buy a new car. If you have Messicant stuck in there, it’s a pain to get out. Go over to Texas and you’ll have a Messicant offer to sell you macaroni art. You say no, but they still stand there and try to sell you a handmade soap dish fashioned like a penguin. You say no thank you go away, and what do they do? They try to sell you a wooden turtle.

[Vengeance Puriel]

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I’m afraid you might have to buy a new car. If you have Messicant stuck in there, it’s a pain to get out. Go over to Texas and you’ll have a Mexican offer to sell you macaroni art. You say no, but they still stand there and try to sell you a handmade soap dish fashioned like a penguin. You say no thank you go away, and what do they do? They try to sell you a wooden turtle.

Trying to make money on what they have.