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  • Unfalsifiable
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 836

    #1

    Pray for my Horse

    My horse (named Zeke) has been shying off its feed lately, please help by praying for it.


    I think this might be like Zechariah 14:15:


    And so shall be the plague of the horse, of the mule, of the camel, and of the ass, and of all the beasts that shall be in these tents, as this plague.
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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
    An old soul
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4929

    #2
    Re: Pray for my Horse

    Praying.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    • Isabella White
      True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
       
      • Mar 2019
      • 4299

      #3
      Re: Pray for my Horse

      Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
      My horse (named Zeke) has been shying off its feed lately, please help by praying for it.

      I think this might be like Zechariah 14:15:

      And so shall be the plague of the horse, of the mule, of the camel, and of the ass, and of all the beasts that shall be in these tents, as this plague.
      Well, I suppose if I can remember, then I shall include this on the prayer list for the McGill Street Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social, but don't hold me to that. Pray for a horse?! Honestly! Some of us have much more important demands of our time, such as praying for the jet aeroplane fund for our beloved !
      (Mrs.) Isabella White

      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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      • WWJDnow
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 6311

        #4
        Re: Pray for my Horse

        Dear Lord, whom we thank every day
        Who gives each equine daily hay
        The horse of our brother
        Please let him recover
        In Jesus's name do we pray
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        • handmaiden
          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 11320

          #5
          Re: Pray for my Horse

          I was just wondering about horses and their role in the coming Rapture. So, I will set aside some time to pray for your horse.
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4929

            #6
            Re: Pray for my Horse

            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
            Dear Lord, whom we thank every day
            Who gives each equine daily hay
            The horse of our brother
            Please let him recover
            In Jesus's name do we pray
            Can we get an Amen in here please right now?
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6311

              #7
              Re: Pray for my Horse

              O Lord, who wast birthed way back when
              Amongst sheep, cattle, and wise men
              Let Heavenly forces
              Cure all the sick horses
              Now brethren, let's all say Amen!
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              • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                An old soul
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4929

                #8
                Re: Pray for my Horse

                I implore someone to give an Amen!
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                • Unfalsifiable
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 836

                  #9
                  Re: Pray for my Horse

                  The pesky nag ate far too much today and bit another horse (named Talitha).


                  Your prayers are working too well, consider this matter closed.
                  READ THE BIBLE

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                  • WWJDnow
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 6311

                    #10
                    Re: Pray for my Horse

                    Our prayers have been answered again
                    He reached his hand into that pen
                    The Lord has come through
                    The horse is not glue
                    Amen and Amen and Amen!
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                    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                      An old soul
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4929

                      #11
                      Re: Pray for my Horse

                      Brother Dnow is trapped in prayer until someone releases him. Sorry Brother you can't Amen yourself, not even even thrice.
                      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                         
                        • Jul 2014
                        • 8384

                        #12
                        Re: Pray for my Horse

                        Amen to Brother Dnow!

                        (I hope that helps?)
                        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                        • WWJDnow
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6311

                          #13
                          Re: Pray for my Horse

                          Dear Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                          So kind, gentle, meek, and classy
                          Her Amen gave me peace
                          Brought me sweet release
                          From poetic profligacy
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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12947

                            #14
                            Re: Pray for my Horse

                            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                            Dear Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                            So kind, gentle, meek, and classy
                            Her Amen gave me peace
                            Brought me sweet release
                            From poetic profligacy
                            We may need an intervention here, soon. Where is Zeke (the Pastor, not the horse)? Brother WWJDNow seems to be suffering, and what's worse, he's making everybody else suffer.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

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                            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                              An old soul
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4929

                              #15
                              Re: Pray for my Horse

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              We may need an intervention here, soon. Where is Zeke (the Pastor, not the horse)? Brother WWJDNow seems to be suffering, and what's worse, he's making everybody else suffer.
                              Praying hard for this.

                              Mrs. Lytton-Vasey has a fine ear for poetry so I'd be surprized if she'd be impressed with trying to rhyme her name with "classy" and "profligacy". But perhaps I'm wrong.
                              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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