[GOD=life]

Re: NOT OK: Ask God for a bycycle. OK: Steal one & ask 4 forgiven

Maybe your are all adults on the outside, i.e. physically. On the inside, i.e. mentally, you're half (at least) your physical age.

So you are pretty much calling us infantile imbeciles and then continue to lecture us in a poorly written diatribe about how we are the judgmental ones?

Hate science?

That is your preconceived notion based on dealing with false Christians.

We love science, the scientific method and logic. In fact, we are better versed in almost any scientific subject than you. Oh, and the internet was created by Christians for Christians... so if you would kindly log off...

Hate anything else...?

Yeah, patronizing children like you who think they earn respect by going to a Christian forum uninvited and act like imbeciles.

[Judas_Iscariote]

Re: NOT OK: Ask God for a bycycle. OK: Steal one & ask 4 forgiven

So you are pretty much calling us infantile imbeciles and then continue to lecture us in a poorly written diatribe about how we are the judgmental ones?

You fell for my bait...

I just said you were mentally half your physical age.

Never said anything about being an imbecile, your prejudices make you think youth is illiterate.

Yeah, patronizing children like you who think they earn respect by going to a Christian forum uninvited and act like imbeciles.

I'm not a children my friend

Didn't know in needed invitation to become a good Christian.

God Bless you!

PD: I admire you for being better versed than me in all those scientific subjects you mentioned..

Can you solve this logical fallacy defying one of our beautiful and perfect God qualities?

God is Omnipotent

Omnipotent means God is capable of everything

If he is capable of everything, i.e. omnipotent, then one of these 2 statements must be true:

1) God can create a rock even HE isn't capable of lifting

*If this is true then he is not omnipotent as he cannot lift the rock, there IS something he can't do

2) God CANNOT create a rock even HE isn't capable of lifting

*If this is true the he is not omnipotent as he cannot create that kind of rock

Can you wise christian blessed by the almighty Lord help me?

God bless you! in advance...

[James Hutchins]

Re: NOT OK: Ask God for a bycycle. OK: Steal one & ask 4 forgiven

<<<<<<<<<<<<<< tl:dr>>>>>>>>>>

Judas, may I call you Judd? Nifty!

Judd, did you:
1) Read the thread topic and endeavor to actually say something constructive in the confines of the topic? If not, you should consider banning yourself.
2) Did you read the forum rules? If not, you should consider banning yourself.

Because I am so benevolent to miscreants, I'll point you in the right direction, OK Judd?:
Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

[Hammond]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Did you know, the 11th commandment was Thou Shalt not wear black clothes.

Wait, I just made that up because I think you are all a bunch of right-wing dick heads that in intolerant and ignorant.

When you die, if there is a Hell you will go to it. Not me, in spite of what you may think.

Oh, God is speaking to me now,
"Hey, Hammond! All the people (besides you, of course) at the Landover Baptist Church forums are douches. I'll make sure they all go to Hell. I don't want that crap in Heaven, all the nice people will get pissed."

100% proof of my correctness.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

The only thing 100% about you is how wrong you are about God. Why do you want to burn in Hell, Hamhead?

[Hammond]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Oh, since you said that, I will accept God into my life! Wait, no, I'm too smart for that. Oh, well.

Do you think that by saying I'm wrong you will disestablish my logical foundation for unbelief? You stupid person.

If you logically varying sections of the bible you can see completely confusing parts that basically prove that this religion is man-made (flawed).

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Blah blah blah

Perhaps if you were to learn the truth about your fundamentalist atheisn't religion, you might soften your heart to Jesus.

[GOD=life]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Oh, since you said that, I will accept God into my life! Wait, no, I'm too smart for that. Oh, well.

Yes, you are so smart that you choose to burn in Hell for eternity instead of even having a shot at Heaven.

Tell me, what is it that you hate so much about living a moral lifestyle? Why do you insist on violating the Ten Commandments? You can learn a different lifestyle without drugs and prostitutes.

I don't want to judge you, I want to invite you to get on board of the train that goes to Heaven. I want something good for you here on the earthly disc and after it. Does that make me the loving person or you?

[peterjohansson]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

You do realise that the Lord gives you a ticket to heaven. Don't be foolish son, bow down on your knees and pray for forgiveness.

Power and majesty praise to the king, the mighty Lord Jesus Christ!

3:17 And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.

[bad_actress]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

And so do you live in an institution of some kind? How old are you, girl? I don't want to hurst your feelings, but God hates cripples of all kninds, so if you are some kind of mental case, I'd suggest you pray harder and flap your cake-hole less.

If you were to get into a car accident tomorrow and loose the use of your legs God would no longer love you? I am not trying to be rude, I just want to make sure that I understand.

Also I have noticed that many people on here are quick to make judgments about others and quick to insult people that they know nothing about. Perhaps you are completely correct in your assumptions, perhaps some young women speaking blasphemy is fat and pimply. But by insulting her for simply not having accepted Jesus is rather juvenile. Do you handle yourselves like this in everyday life? Being rude and insulting everyone that you meet who has a different opinion about God? Also many of you speak of wanting to save someone, but being mean to someone is not the first step you should take, it will make them want to retaliate, not listen with an open mind and open heart.

Many of you also speak of spelling and grammar as being important to being a True Christian, and you have called the unsaved out on this, yet nothing is said to any of the people labeled as True Christians, and some of them have truly atrocious grammar.

Oh yes, and thank you for clearing up #14. I too was rather confused by how being bored could lead to satan. But it makes much more sense now that someone has explained that the open mind is satan's playground.

Forgive me now if I have offended anyone with my post, I am just a little misguided and confused on a lot of the subject matter I have just read.

[bad_actress]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Oh and just a quick question- I did not see a paypal button anywhere on this page. Am I blind?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Also I have noticed that many people on here are quick to make judgments about others

Passing judgement upon the unsaved is what we Christians are supposed to do. Praise!

[bad_actress]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Passing judgement upon the unsaved is what we Christians are supposed to do. Praise!

Judgements based on others personalities? yes. Calling someone an ugly loser? no. Please someone give me a logical explanation as to how it is Christian to insult someones looks.

[peterjohansson]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

What is it you have against Gods servants? You are demonised, there is little hope left for your soul, for Satan has possessed it by your choice.

[bad_actress]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

What is it you have against Gods servants? You are demonised, there is little hope left for your soul, for Satan has possessed it by your choice.

are you speaking to me?