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  • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    i have however been called newb but who on a forum has not?
    I have not once seen the word "newb" used to describe me on this forum. Your assumptions are appalling and numerous.
    Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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    • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Originally posted by Suillit View Post
      though i do partake in the occasional marijuana use but lets be honest it is not a drug
      Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
      What is your definition of a drug?
      For goodness sake, do NOT ask him to define anything he is talking about!
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        Dope smoking the weed makes you an idiot. You'll end up whoring yourself out for cans of beans if you keep it up. Fat, sore, dressed in black, eating beans in a graveyard at night is no way to live your life.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
          Oh dear. My apologies to each and every member of this forum if Suillit posts a definition.
          True Christians are Perfect!

          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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          • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            If you people are god loving people then who gives you the right to sit here and judge people for what they wear and what they believe. You people make me sick to be christian and i bet everyone of you will be burning in hell.

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            • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              Originally posted by American View Post
              If you people are god loving people then who gives you the right to sit here and judge people for what they wear and what they believe. You people make me sick to be christian and i bet everyone of you will be burning in hell.
              The Holy Word of GOD gives us those rights!

              Leviticus 19:15
              In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

              1 Corinthians 2:15
              But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

              1 Corinthians 5:12-13
              For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

              1 Corinthians 6:2-3
              Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

              1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                How DARE you! I do tons of research! Do you know how many hours I spend reading the Bible, huh?! Yet you don't even know that God clearly told us the earth is FLAT! HA! See how ridiculous it is to listen to those crackpot scientists insane theories about gravity
                Seriously, are you one something? Have you seen pictures of the Earth from space, or jumped into the air, do you not return immediately back to Earth? How else do you explain this if it's not gravity?

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                • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
                  How else do you explain this if it's not gravity?
                  God
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                    Guess im a goth then hahaha. This is so funny! Seriously funniest internet site ever =D

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                    • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                      OK first of all "goth" is a stereotype not all goths wear all black not all goths smoke not all goths don't believe in "God". Goth is a style a way of life such as punk rock, mods, preps, etc. goths just happen to be a little darker doesn't make them godless. I know alot of christian "goths" that do believe in god and are better christians then these ignorant bastards I see on here.

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                      • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        Originally posted by Witch scum View Post
                        OK first of all "goth" is a stereotype
                        Young lady, what are stereotypes based on? The goths were always the noodle worshipers and sub genius types when I grew up. The false Christian ones were always laughed at.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                          you guys are assholes!!

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                          • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            Originally posted by psalmsunday View Post
                            you guys are assholes!!

                            Its quite possible that is the dumbest post ever to have been posted!

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                            • Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                              Originally posted by psalmsunday View Post
                              you guys are assholes!!
                              Right. If adults don't give you what you want, you throw a fit and start swearing at them.

                              This is what happens when you let children play violent video games all day long. They are so used to a "shoot first, ask questions later" mentality that the whole concept of common courtesy and respect have become completely alien to them. Bah.
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22
                              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                              • NOT OK: Ask God for a bycycle. OK: Steal one & ask 4 forgiveness

                                Maybe your are all adults on the outside, i.e. physically.
                                On the inside, i.e. mentally, you're half (at least) your physical age.

                                I feel sorry for people that prejudge others because of FEAR.

                                I feel sorry for people that do good for a REWARD.

                                I feel sorry for people that follow rules so they don't receive PUNISHMENT.

                                Haven't you read the "Discourse on judgmentalism" (Matthew 7:1-6) that Jesus gave on the Mount epitomizing his moral teaching?

                                By your own standards and beliefs your are bad people.

                                Did Jesus taught that Xenophobia is good?

                                He died so as to forgive our sins, so we could love and be loved.

                                MATTHEW 19:19 NKJ
                                19 `You shall love your neighbor as yourself.'

                                Young people is stupid right?
                                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                Right. If adults don't give you what you want, you throw a fit and start swearing at them.
                                Only "adults" can be right

                                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                This is what happens when you let children play violent video games all day long. They are so used to a "shoot first, ask questions later" mentality that the...
                                Your evidence backed up by your psychology degree make these statement irrefutable.... O_______O

                                Hate science?
                                If it weren't by scientist then you wouldn't have cellphone, or lights in your local church or t.v. to watch the Christian Chanel or Radio to hear Jesus teachings, or microphone so more people can come to church..

                                Hate anything else...?

                                Why hate brothers?

                                If you are only going to criticize and not HELP your neighbor, then it would be better if you didn't say anything at all.

                                God Bless you all.

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