[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Have you tried Bison sausage?.....mmmm... , and also emu burgers are really good.

Bison yes - never tried emu. Does it taste like other poultry?

[roserougesang]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Emu tastes a bit like chicken to my knowledge. Hard to remember though, only ate emu once and that was a long time ago.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

I've never had emu, I did eat some smoked trout at the Hiawasse Mountian Fair last year. That is the most fun I've had with my father and sister in ages.

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

My hair is naturally jet black, does that make me a goth?

oh yeah, did i mention that my skin is also very pale too?

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

p.s. Have you ever heard of 'Emo'- they are the less hardcore goths

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

p.s. Have you ever heard of 'Emo'- they are the less hardcore goths

All gothtards are hellbound. Especially those sissified emo fags. Jesus hates them.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Nonsense. People eat what they like. George HW Bush didn't eat broccoli becuase he didn't like broccoli. Some people don't like meat, so they don't eat it.

No, He commanded us that we can eat meat. Vegetarians command us that we cannot - that is to say, they attempt to create commandments of their own, which override God's. He hates that. George HW Bush may not eat broccoli, but only because he doesn't feel like it - he could eat broccoli without ceasing to be the father of the Godliest man on earth. A vegetarian, in contrast, could not eat meat without ceasing to be a limp-wristed sissy communistic vegetarian queer.

Their minds stay in the gutter - they could find sex in a Cracker Jack box.

Only if you'd sliced a baby's genitalia off and hidden it in a Cracker Jack box beforehand!

p.s. Have you ever heard of 'Emo'- they are the less hardcore goths

Not only have I heard of emos, but I've watched with my jaw hanging open in horror as a deranged goth who thinks she's a vampire discussed making burgers out of them. Emos taste like chicken, apparently.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Vampires DRINK blood. Canibals, like Hannibal Lector, eat human flesh. Is that so hard to confuse?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Vampires DRINK blood. Canibals, like Hannibal Lector, eat human flesh. Is that so hard to confuse?

So what are Catholics?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

No, He commanded us that we can eat meat. Vegetarians command us that we cannot - that is to say, they attempt to create commandments of their own, which override God's. He hates that. George HW Bush may not eat broccoli, but only because he doesn't feel like it - he could eat broccoli without ceasing to be the father of the Godliest man on earth. A vegetarian, in contrast, could not eat meat without ceasing to be a limp-wristed sissy communistic vegetarian queer.

I have never met a vegetarian who tried to stop me from eating meat - they simply abstain. Diet is a pretty personl decision, and if they choose not to eat meat, I'm certainly not going to insist that they have a steak wrapped in bacon.
God told Adam and Eve that they COULD eat anything in the garden except his Special tree. He never said that they MUST eat the animals.

Only if you'd sliced a baby's genitalia off and hidden it in a Cracker Jack box beforehand!

I rest my case.
Not only have I heard of emos, but I've watched with my jaw hanging open in horror as a deranged goth who thinks she's a vampire discussed making burgers out of them. Emos taste like chicken, apparently.

That's EMUs that taste like chicken - no one was advocating cannibalism.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

So what are Catholics?

A denomination of Christianity.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

And according to the history books, the first sect of Christianity, but who believes the history books anyway? Most of them are full of B.S.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

And according to the history books, the first sect of Christianity, but who believes the history books anyway? Most of them are full of B.S.

except for The Bible.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

As I said "most" history books are full of B.S. And yet I passed history with a B.... Weird, huh?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

That's EMUs that taste like chicken - no one was advocating cannibalism.

Yes, and we all know what "emu" is slang for, don't we?

And according to the history books, the first sect of Christianity, but who believes the history books anyway? Most of them are full of B.S.

Why is there no "John the Catholic" mentioned in the Bible then?

As I said "most" history books are full of B.S. And yet I passed history with a B.... Weird, huh?

So, in essence what you're trying to tell us is that you're very skilled at regurgitating BS?