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I received this letter only yesterday and have decided to share it with my Brothers and Sisters in the Landover community to see how you feel about this. Please read the letter and my comments immediately below.
FROM THE DESK OF
REVEREND TO-BOOGY N. TANGO
VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
DEAREST HTANNOR,
May this letter find you in good health and living under our Lord’s Blessings.
My name is Reverend To-Boogy N. Tango. Please to understand that is not my reel name. My given name is Reginald Hyde-White-Whipple. When I was cent to Nigeria as a Christian Missionary to save the heathens I was told to take a African name to establish kredibility with the darkies. In this and all future writings, please use my African name.
I am writing in respect of a foreign member of our flock. Mr. JONATHAN GHUNIAM perished in an auto-crash in Mugubu, 12345 February, 2006 (I’m sorry, I was using the tribal calendar)
Since the demise of Mr. Ghuniam, I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$9.5m (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars), which has been deposited in our Mission Trust Fund for a very long time.
On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin as no one has come up to be the next of kin. The Mission Trust Fund here does not allow such money to stay more than four years, because money will be recalled to the Mission Home Office as unclaimed after this period. In view of this, I decided to seek through internet whom to confine in for this transaction. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased.
So that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.5 million dollars can be paid to your account for sharing. 65% to me and 30% to you, while 5% should be for reimbursement of incidental expenses that may be incured during the transaction or tax as your government may require.
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free safe and legal. we have to hire an attorney who will protect you legally, and for benefit of doubt position you as the next of kin and beneficiary. that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer can be finalized as soon as possible.
When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail on this mail box including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers and your address for quick communication.
Your Friend in God
REVEREND TO-BOOGY N. TANGO
After carefully analyzing the letter, it is my considered opinion that the offer is genuine and I feel like accepting the proposition.
My thinking is in no way one of avarice, rather, I am thinking of using my 30% (approximately 2.85 million dollars) to purchase Good Books (KJV) to distribute back to the Negroid unwashed masses being served by the good Reverend Tango.
Purchased in bulk, I found prices around five dollars per copy so 2.85M would be a very large purchase and by Jewing them down, they may even throw in free shipping.
So I’ve arrived at this point: What’s not to like about the offer?
FROM THE DESK OF
REVEREND TO-BOOGY N. TANGO
VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
DEAREST HTANNOR,
May this letter find you in good health and living under our Lord’s Blessings.
My name is Reverend To-Boogy N. Tango. Please to understand that is not my reel name. My given name is Reginald Hyde-White-Whipple. When I was cent to Nigeria as a Christian Missionary to save the heathens I was told to take a African name to establish kredibility with the darkies. In this and all future writings, please use my African name.
I am writing in respect of a foreign member of our flock. Mr. JONATHAN GHUNIAM perished in an auto-crash in Mugubu, 12345 February, 2006 (I’m sorry, I was using the tribal calendar)
Since the demise of Mr. Ghuniam, I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$9.5m (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars), which has been deposited in our Mission Trust Fund for a very long time.
On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin as no one has come up to be the next of kin. The Mission Trust Fund here does not allow such money to stay more than four years, because money will be recalled to the Mission Home Office as unclaimed after this period. In view of this, I decided to seek through internet whom to confine in for this transaction. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased.
So that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.5 million dollars can be paid to your account for sharing. 65% to me and 30% to you, while 5% should be for reimbursement of incidental expenses that may be incured during the transaction or tax as your government may require.
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free safe and legal. we have to hire an attorney who will protect you legally, and for benefit of doubt position you as the next of kin and beneficiary. that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer can be finalized as soon as possible.
When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail on this mail box including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers and your address for quick communication.
Your Friend in God
REVEREND TO-BOOGY N. TANGO
After carefully analyzing the letter, it is my considered opinion that the offer is genuine and I feel like accepting the proposition.
My thinking is in no way one of avarice, rather, I am thinking of using my 30% (approximately 2.85 million dollars) to purchase Good Books (KJV) to distribute back to the Negroid unwashed masses being served by the good Reverend Tango.
Purchased in bulk, I found prices around five dollars per copy so 2.85M would be a very large purchase and by Jewing them down, they may even throw in free shipping.
So I’ve arrived at this point: What’s not to like about the offer?
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