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  • #46
    Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

    Originally posted by rman View Post
    I received an infraction. Are we not allowed to express our opinions on this forum?
    no, now repent. For He is watching.

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    • #47
      Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

      Originally posted by Nicole1Happy View Post
      I made a thread a while back about my problem with this and it was out of control for a while but thanks to the help I received in the thread, it helped me see the errors of my way and how bad a sin it was and now I simply burn myself with extreme hot water to make the pain take away my desire for self pleasure.
      Boiling water has so many uses around the home. Lye is handy if you are traveling and not near a stove.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #48
        Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

        Or you could break out the nail gun. I hear nail guns are especially effective for preventing masturbation.

        Just nail their hands to the nearest piece of wood.
        Oh no. They're going to ban me. How will I live my life from now on?

        Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table. The only element he needs is the element of surprise XD

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        • #49
          Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

          Get over it you c**k.
          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 10-04-2009, 10:51 PM. Reason: profanity edited

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          • #50
            Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

            Originally posted by john12 View Post
            Get over it you c**k.

            Isn't it strange. When someone can't get their own way. They resort to insults. How very immature.
            The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but the righteous are bold as a lion.

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            • #51
              Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

              Now brothers, I have had many debates on dis issue and I wuz wonderin’ what y’all thought.

              As it is written, it is sin to spill the seed. Therefore we taught that when yo youngin’s spill out their seed, you are to make them eat it. This then will give you the chance to tell them how now their seed lays dieing on the bathroom floor, they can eat it and have reborn into a proper release.

              Do any of y’all find logic in this, or is this just urban legend?
              Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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              • #52
                Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

                Originally posted by Rev Moonfloss View Post
                Now brothers, I have had many debates on dis issue and I wuz wonderin’ what y’all thought.

                As it is written, it is sin to spill the seed. Therefore we taught that when yo youngin’s spill out their seed, you are to make them eat it. This then will give you the chance to tell them how now their seed lays dieing on the bathroom floor, they can eat it and have reborn into a proper release.

                Do any of y’all find logic in this, or is this just urban legend?
                Nowhere in the Bible can you find a passage that advocates the consumption of one's own seed.

                Being that you are a colored street negro, I understand your ignorance on the matter.

                The best course of action for self-pleasuring is listed in the first post of this thread.
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                • #53
                  Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

                  When I was a young girl, not long ago my father removed my room's door, so I didn't had a chance to fall in the temptation.

                  I suggest every Christian parent to do the same.
                  "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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                  • #54
                    Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

                    You mind your own business and move on with life!

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                    • #55
                      Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

                      Originally posted by truth_finder View Post
                      You mind your own business and move on with life!
                      Please refrain from posting sinful advice. Ignoring masturbation will not make it go away. Jesus sees it all, friend.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #56
                        Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

                        What is it with you people and guns? scary

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                        • #57
                          Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

                          Originally posted by truth_finder View Post
                          What is it with you people and guns? scary
                          You masturbate with guns? That is scary. A lot could go wrong there, pal.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #58
                            Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            You masturbate with guns? That is scary. A lot could go wrong there, pal.
                            Very intelligent comeback pastor! I've never owned a gun in my life. You people must be from Waco, Texas.

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                            • #59
                              Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

                              Originally posted by truth_finder View Post
                              Very intelligent comeback pastor! I've never owned a gun in my life. You people must be from Waco, Texas.
                              Wrong again, heathen. Freehold, Iowa.

                              Why are you here? Are you even a Christian?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #60
                                Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

                                lol, ok this is getting old! Don't you get sick of this divine revelation? I know you must be a cool pastor in real life!

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