[Rachel_Pierce]

Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

Nice analysis.

Tell me, where is fornication deemed OK? Sex with yourself is mere homosexual fornication.

Indeed Rev Rodimer, sir. A man playing with his tallywhacker will have sexual thought of playing with tallywhackers, which will lead to sexual thought of playing with other men's tallywhackers. Every mother knows this. That's why we have to look out for tell-tale signs of masturbation in our children, so that we can catch it quickly - before homosexual urges start setting in. If not caught soon enough, your son will develop a lisp, and start acting effeminite. Masturbation is a slippery slope that leads to AIDS. Only through prayer, and regular beatings, can we hope to steer our children along that path that's straight and narrow. Praise!

[Brother Temperance]

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Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Lusting after women is the same as adultery. Case closed.

[HTannor]

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Indeed Rev Rodimer, sir. A man playing with his tallywhacker will have sexual thought of playing with tallywhackers, which will lead to sexual thought of playing with other men's tallywhackers. Every mother knows this. That's why we have to look out for tell-tale signs of masturbation in our children, so that we can catch it quickly - before homosexual urges start setting in. If not caught soon enough, your son will develop a lisp, and start acting effeminite. Masturbation is a slippery slope that leads to AIDS. Only through prayer, and regular beatings, can we hope to steer our children along that path that's straight and narrow. Praise!

Others may disagree with me, but, I would urge the LBC leaders to stongly consider what I am recommending:

If Sister Rachel_Pierce could provide photographic evidence of her qualifications, it may go a long way towards convincing us that she is a worthy crucible for bringing forth many young Soldiers for Christ(tm), thus earning True Christian(tm) status.

[im a queer pervert get over it]

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Indeed Rev Rodimer, sir. A man playing with his tallywhacker will have sexual thought of playing with tallywhackers, which will lead to sexual thought of playing with other men's tallywhackers. Every mother knows this. That's why we have to look out for tell-tale signs of masturbation in our children, so that we can catch it quickly - before homosexual urges start setting in. If not caught soon enough, your son will develop a lisp, and start acting effeminite. Masturbation is a slippery slope that leads to AIDS. Only through prayer, and regular beatings, can we hope to steer our children along that path that's straight and narrow. Praise!

that is rubbish, many of my friends masterbate and are not homosexual, masterbation is actually very good to sexually explore yourself as well! you dont get aids from it, it's actually the only sexual practise you dont get aids from, except from putting your fingers up your bum

[Nobar King]

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That's terrible advice. Masturbating, like watching porn, will make you gay.

[angels]

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that is rubbish, many of my friends masterbate and are not homosexual, masterbation is actually very good to sexually explore yourself as well! you dont get aids from it, it's actually the only sexual practise you dont get aids from, except from putting your fingers up your bum

And you'd know about your friends how?.

Still I don't see how you can deny that masterbation is completely wrong.

[john12]

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Matserbation is fun. But you people wouldnt know fun if it smacked you in the face.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Matserbation is fun. But you people wouldnt know fun if it smacked you in the face.

That disgusting word combination just earned you an infraction sinner.

[angels]

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Matserbation is fun. But you people wouldnt know fun if it smacked you in the face.

Ewww. I could not think of anything more disgusting.

And no thanks. I wouldn't want anything nasty smacking me in my face.

[Rachel_Pierce]

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that is rubbish, many of my friends masterbate and are not homosexual

Please explain to us how you know your supposedly 'not-homosexual' friends masterbate? Do they let you watch?? Do they say things like "Hey, i'm not gay! ... Wanna come watch me masterbate?? Perhaps they call you while they're masterbating. "Hey, it's just me again, guess what... i'm masterbating... again.... wanna come watch...again??".

Get a clue here, kid. They just want to hear the sound of your lisping voice, or see the look on your sissy face when they're masterbating - because they ARE HOMOS! Yea, it's really THAT obvious!

Maybe they just haven't come out yet? Bet I bet they soon will. I bet you know that too, don't you? I bet you know that, and you're just waiting for the chance to rape them in the dirt-pipe, you filthy little pervert!!

Remember, Jesus is watching you. He sees, and he knows. He sees your every move. And you'll have to give a full account of your actions come Judgement Day. Praise Jesus!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]masterbation is actually very good to sexually explore yourself [...

Explore yourself!!! What in Damnation do you think you are? The continent of Africa???

[Mistress Nevaeh]

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if i saw someone 'goin' at it' i would point and laugh!

[Nicole1Happy]

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I made a thread a while back about my problem with this and it was out of control for a while but thanks to the help I received in the thread, it helped me see the errors of my way and how bad a sin it was and now I simply burn myself with extreme hot water to make the pain take away my desire for self pleasure.

[Bob4God]

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I made a thread a while back about my problem with this and it was out of control for a while but thanks to the help I received in the thread, it helped me see the errors of my way and how bad a sin it was and now I simply burn myself with extreme hot water to make the pain take away my desire for self pleasure.

Finally, somebody is talking good old-fashioned sense!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Yes, it's refreshing to meet a nice, wholesome young lady like Nicole. This forum is often bombarded with ugly, goth/wiccan/satan-worshipping whores who like to revel in their iniquity. It's good to know there are still decent Christian women around.