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  • #76
    Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Whatever you do, TLSM, do NOT let any Irish people NEAR your . . . DOWN THERE!

    The things they do . . .
    Don't worry Reverend, I won't let ANYBODY near my puberty area until I'm married!

    And then it will be to an AMERICAN TRUE CHRISTIAN(copywrite)! And I don't mean a North American, cuz this lady where I work told me Mexico is in North America!

    I mean America America, the USA! And he will be white too of course!


    Tammi


    Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?     Reverend Jim Osborne can help!


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    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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    • #77
      Re: What to do if you catch someone pleasuring themselves

      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
      It sounds quite painful, and I recommend you beat him about the head with a KJV!
      I'm a little in doubt here: while a physical Biblical confrontation intuitively seems like it would have a healing effect, it might also bring damage and dirt / grease to the Bible at hand. This would not seem like a good thing to do to a holy book. What do you guys think?
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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