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  • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

    The ol' reverend's fittin' to get him some pussy!

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    • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

      Originally posted by XPolicastroX View Post
      The ol' reverend's fittin' to get him some pussy!
      I hope not, considering that he has a couple of my finest protection dogs. They're not exactly cat friendly, unless of course he wants me to come in and work with them.
      Drama queen

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      • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

        Real niggas don't gotta set up fake Bible studies to get with girls, real niggas take the pussy.

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        • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

          Originally posted by XPolicastroX View Post
          Real niggas don't gotta set up genuine Bible studies to get with girls, real niggas take the pussy.
          They steal cats? Dear Lord, no wonder this poster is banned.

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          • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

            I'd love to come for your bible study.
            Bring the heat.

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            • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

              I've just found this site and it's awesome!! And I have to say that I would just love to attend a hotel with Rev. Jim for some real intense 1-on-1 action with such an experienced man! Surely that's any Christian girl's dream?
              Sexually frustrated virgin, trying very hard to be a good Christian girl. All help appreciated.

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              • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

                Originally posted by Miss muslimdestroyer View Post
                I've just found this site and it's awesome!! And I have to say that I would just love to attend a hotel with Rev. Jim for some real intense 1-on-1 action with such an experienced man! Surely that's any Christian girl's dream?
                I will need a picture time and date stamped with Rev. Jim's name on it hand written.

                The reverend is a busy man and I assure you I will forward the photos to him. Just send your picture to my email address in my signature.

                Confidentiality assured.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

                  Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                  They ain't teenergers, mercy, no dey ain't.
                  Dey trashy one, LeVitra she almost 30 now but she still act like you be.


                  I wish you were my Mom, Miz Vavoline. I especially love your accent
                  Sexually frustrated virgin, trying very hard to be a good Christian girl. All help appreciated.

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                  • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    The reverend is a busy man and I assure you I will forward the photos to him. Just send your picture to my email address in my signature.
                    Brother Levi, it seems like only yesterday I sent my niece's picture to you for possible inclusion in Reverend Jim's ministry.

                    I know you're a busy man and may not remember her.

                    I'm sending her picture again:




                    You approved her and sent her on to the good Reverend and he accepted her into his Ministry.

                    She returned only a few months later and I have to say she was become a wonderful "woman".

                    My thankis to you and Reverend Jim. He trained her well and I have only good things to say about his fine touch.
                    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

                      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                      Brother Levi, it seems like only yesterday I sent my niece's picture to you for possible inclusion in Reverend Jim's ministry.

                      I know you're a busy man and may not remember her.

                      I'm sending her picture again:




                      You approved her and sent her on to the good Reverend and he accepted her into his Ministry.

                      She returned only a few months later and I have to say she was become a wonderful "woman".

                      My thankis to you and Reverend Jim. He trained her well and I have only good things to say about his fine touch.



                      Did she walk the same? I like the way I walk.
                      Sexually frustrated virgin, trying very hard to be a good Christian girl. All help appreciated.

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                      • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

                        Originally posted by Miss muslimdestroyer View Post
                        Did she walk the same? I like the way I walk.
                        When Rev Jim gets done with them, they don't walk, they glide. After all they have been lifted up by Jesus.

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                        • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

                          Originally posted by Miss muslimdestroyer View Post
                          Did she walk the same? I like the way I walk.
                          But the way you're walking will lead you straight to Hell.

                          Believe me, after I'm done with a young lady, she walks totally different. She embraces Christ and has her sins cleansed.

                          1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            Believe me, after I'm done with a young lady, she walks totally different. She embraces Christ and has her sins cleansed.
                            Exactly the way my niece was returned to me. And she just can't stop smiling.
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

                              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                              Exactly the way my niece was returned to me. And she just can't stop smiling.
                              I know she's thankful for having gone through the ministry, but believe me, I'm probably more indebted to God to have been blessed in meeting such a vivacious, beautiful young woman just so eager to turn over for Jesus. You've made me a very happy man, your Honor. If you can secure some more young ladies like her please, send them my way.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                If you can secure some more young ladies like her please, send them my way.

                                It would be my pleasure.


                                I'm going to look into adding a little something to my sentencing guidelines for the 18 to 24 year olds.

                                I will, of course, send them to Brother Levi for pre-screening.
                                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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