I take Serequel and Zoft. I have been for the past two years. I also feel somewhat guilty. Should my medication be god?
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I suggest that for you as a man, the taking of Zoft Breast Enhancement Gum will only further your Homosexual tendencies.Originally posted by truth_finder View PostI take Serequel and Zoft. I have been for the past two years. I also feel somewhat guilty. Should my medication be god?
We at Landover cannot advise anyone regarding their medical needs, particularly to someone as emotionally disturbed as yourself.
Personally, I find Prayer, lots of it, and talking all of the time to my invisible friend Jesus is my own way of remaining sane.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Maybe he/she/it is taking this Sister?Originally posted by Talitha View PostI suggest that for you as a man, the taking of Zoft Breast Enhancement Gum will only further your Homosexual tendencies.
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Confusing, to say the least.
Serequel has the side effect of tardive dyskinesia, which probably means you become a drooling retard.Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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The mind boggles at the possible drug interactions possible with Zoft and Serequel !!
It is far better to let Jesus be your 'fix' !!!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.
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Originally posted by truth_finder View PostShould my medication be god?
In your drug-addled condition are you asking if your drugs are good? or God?
If you're asking if they're good, I can't help you. What do they taste like? Chicken?
If you're asking if they're God, then you have more problems than a simple bi-polar condition (or the need to pump up yourtitsfemale parts).
A contributing factor to your dilemma is living in Minnesota. You're surrounded by Lutherans, snow, and a losing baseball team. No wonder you're nuts.
Take your problems to Onlinepsychiatrichelp.com. Leave us True Christians(tm) alone.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Originally posted by Talitha View PostI suggest that for you as a man, the taking of Zoft Breast Enhancement Gum will only further your Homosexual tendencies.
We at Landover cannot advise anyone regarding their medical needs, particularly to someone as emotionally disturbed as yourself.
Personally, I find Prayer, lots of it, and talking all of the time to my invisible friend Jesus is my own way of remaining sane.
Whoops, I meant Zoloft.
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If I had my way all drugs would be illegal.
What is wrong with your relationship with God that you need to take drugs?Latest Headlines From Sheriff's Office:
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See, friend.Originally posted by truth_finder View PostWhoops, I meant Zoloft.
That's what drugs do to you.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Ask the Pastor he will giuide you in the right way.The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory
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Well, I know what you meant to say, so at least one person understood you (although the misunderstanding was pretty hilarious, you have to admit *snickers*). Personally, neither Serequel nor Zoloft did anything for me. I like Prozac, but I've yet to meet something that really works for my insomnia (case in point, I've been awake more than 24 hours). My doctor's suggesting Paxil, and he's working based on the assumption that the insomnia's caused by Anxiety (the disorder, not the emotion), and Paxil is supposed to help Depression and Anxiety... My doctor's also a quack, however, so, yeah! I hear Xanax could be helpful, but he doesn't wanna give me that, for some reason. And I usually don't react well to new medications, so I'd really rather stick with my Prozac and find something for the insomnia. Didn't like zopiclone, lorazepam, oxazepam (guessing on the spelling on all those). A long-ass time ago I tried clonazepam (guessing the spelling there, too) and it was the only one that worked; my doctor, however, doesn't want to give that to me anymore so now I pretty much have to get my hands on elephant tranquilizer or just stay awake for the rest of my life. *Shrugs*Originally posted by truth_finder View PostI take Serequel and Zoloft. I have been for the past two years. I also feel somewhat guilty. Should my medication be god?
Aaaaanyway, all this leads me to tell you that medication is not for everyone. In most cases, medication has to be combined with some kind of therapy, and sometimes just the therapy works all by itself. If you don't like the meds, and feel they're not working for you, then talk to your doctor and see if s/he will either change the meds you're on, or help to slowly get you off them altogether (don't you dare just stop taking them cold turkey, or I'll find you and smack you!). God's not a medically recognised drug, though, so I can't help you with that question. Sorry.This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
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truth_finder, you have obviously been possessed by a demon, that's why you feel the way you do. Drugs may provide temporary relief from the symptoms of demon possession, but they aren't a cure. You need to toss away the pills and get that demon removed by a Landover Pastor or other Landover Baptist Certified Exorcist(TM).Originally posted by truth_finder View PostI take Serequel and Zoft. I have been for the past two years. I also feel somewhat guilty. Should my medication be god?The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!
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