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I havent heard from my lady friend LostGirlNY in some days, I fear her harlot friends may have made her go back to being a harlot again.
Does anyone seen her?
Does anyone seen her?
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Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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Re: HELP: My girlfrend went missing
I am authorized to release the following statement. I will not be taking questions afterwards,
“During a routine security congregation member surveillance Miss JennyD and LostGirlNY were observed eating at the He Brew coffee house in Freehold. At approximately 10:00am CST were that both left a 10% gratuity for the waitress. Such a clear volition of the Landover Christian Conduct Code triggered an immediate search of their hotel room were they were found to be in possession of a Mrs magazine and a copy of the New York Times. They were then reported by Landover Security to the DoF who arrested both miscreants under Homeland Security Act and they were taken to Freehold county jail.
At a later interview, the accused made full and frank confessions and then had an unfortunate accident on the stairs. A trial will not be necessary. Landover regrets the passing of a truly pious and Godly women; the world is a poorer place for their departure. They are doubtless in heaven
The next of kin have been informed.”sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs. -
Re: HELP: My girlfrend went missing
As per the advice of my attorney, I want to publicly state that the rumors of supposed "inappropriate behavior" and "conduct unbecoming a True Christian(tm) pastor" that I had with LostGirl and Jenny this past weekend at the Freehold Hilton are complete fabrications and innuendo spread by ignorant gossipmongers and I had nothing to do with their subsequent arrests and unfortunate accidental deaths.
Let us not tarnish the names of these two young women by spreading further rumors and we advise everyone to stop talking about this altogether. It is time to put this behind us and move on.
Landover Security and the DOF have advised me to close this thread as there will be no further discussion of this matter.Comment
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