[True Disciple]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

hope you can somehow understand my bad english


my opinion i hope you can accept it..

I can still understand your awful English, but that's not really an excuse for you to mess up like that. Please try to improve your English.

What matters is whether God will accept your opinion or not.

There is something i believe in.. its not your god. i guess.. and even not mine..

there is no hell.. because my god.. would not burn his own children.. he would forgive us for all the mistakes we regret..

You know...when you construct...your sentences...with such an.... enormous amount of......dots in....between, you.....sound like you're.....some drugged hippie...

god gave us feelings to use them.. and not to follow his rules and just ignore what he gave us (feelings)

God gave us feelings to make sure we'd experience hell as a real punishment! If we wouldn't have feelings, we wouldn't feel those flames would we? Praise God's foresight!

I don't need my husband's permission to be online. That's a really stupid thing to ask your husband! "Hey, sweetie, can I use the internet and visit forums?" I'm old enough to make my own decisions. If I asked him could I come on a forum, he'd look at me really crazy...

You should be obedient to your man (1st Timothy 2:11-12):

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

did god not teach us to accept others meanings?

No he did not. He taught us to burn witches (Exodus 22:18):

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[MiniMueter]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

Ok

how many follower counts your church?

[True Disciple]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

Ok

how many follower counts your church?

The latest count is 157,286 members. Look here for more information.

I see you've stopped flinging dots all over the place. Does that mean you've finally realized drugs are bad?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

how many follower counts your church?

Less than 1%.

[MiniMueter]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

nope. for every dot a little time to think about what to write.. im thinkable and not just stupid writing. and i'm not stubborn.

i just wantet to hear your arguments to your allegations

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

You're an idiot. Stop wasting our time.

[True Disciple]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

nope. for every dot a little time to think about what to write.. im thinkable and not just stupid writing. and i'm not stubborn.

i just wantet to hear your arguments to your allegations

Does that mean you have some nervous tic, that you just keep hitting the dot key while you're thinking. Do you have some obsessive-compulsive disorder, or are you just possessed by demons?

That's what you get by using drugs!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I have been looking forward to having a full time cook and gardener in Heaven, but with only white Americans there, who will do all the menial work?



I really need a break from it. Here on earth I don't mind being a slave to my husband, but I think us good Christian women need a break in heaven.

That is a very good question.

Negros do. The few who manage to make it to Heaven by not raping, stealing and selling drugs become our servants in Heaven too.

Let's face it, it's better than the alternative!

[CatholicandDamned]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I have been looking forward to having a full time cook and gardener in Heaven, but with only white Americans there, who will do all the menial work?



I really need a break from it. Here on earth I don't mind being a slave to my husband, but I think us good Christian women need a break in heaven.

So you actually think that there will be food in heaven? Food won't be need to sustain a body anymore.
Does science make NO sense to you?

You do not need to be a slave to your husband. He should love and respect you and recognize you as an equal partner.

And why would women not go to heaven?
If you people actually think Eve screwed us over, and you think women are useless, where do your children come from?

You should stop having children. They will turn out like you.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

You should stop having children.

Goodness me, I never thought I'd see a catholic post that. You people usually breed like flies -- flies that swarm around the Big Turd known as 'the Pope'.

[CatholicandDamned]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

Goodness me, I never thought I'd see a catholic post that. You people usually breed like flies -- flies that swarm around the Big Turd known as 'the Pope'.

You can insult the institutional leader of my religion, that's ok.
I don't agree with my own religion sometimes too.

I don't breed like a bunny. I use protection.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I don't breed like a bunny.

And we thank you for that. The world already has way to many catholics.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

You can insult the institutional leader of my religion, that's ok.
I don't agree with my own religion sometimes too.

I don't breed like a bunny. I use protection.

Are you an illegal Messycan?

[CatholicandDamned]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

Are you an illegal Messycan?

Is it funny to you all that you misspell everyone who isn't like you?

[McSora]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I'm never going to cook in heaven, hence I can't cook
And I don't plan on learning.