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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #1

    Two and a half men - dont watch it!

    Two and a half men - dont watch it!

    Two and a half men is a series about 3 atheist living their godless life!




    Charlie

    Charlie is a single atheist. He spend his whole time drinking and raping sluts. He got a lot of money, which he earned selling his own produced music to gays.
    He hates his mother!




    Alan is the embarrassing brother. Because hes a weak godless hippie, his divorced wife annoys him every day. He have a sexual predilection for pregnant woman . He and his brother are boh pedophiles who buy underage prostitutes to clean their windows:




    David :



    David is the useless son of Alan . Hes a fat kid doing nothing else then sleeping, eating and playing evil computergames. Hes cheeky and disrespectful to his parents.Everyday he makes fun of his father. He never get beaten by his atheist father.







    Berta is the fat ugly houskeeper. She have a slutty pregnant daugher and the father of this child is a drug dealer. She is loud, cheeky and violent. She dont even knows the bible and how a woman should behave!

    Thats all i have to say about this series
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  • Tchoupitoulas
    Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
     
    • Jul 2010
    • 183

    #2
    Re: Two and a half men - dont watch it!

    I would have said don't watch it because the acting sucks - the only way it could be worse would be if it starred Kirk Cameron.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Two and a half men - dont watch it!

      Charlie Sheen is a vile disgusting person and I would never watch any show that he was involved in.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Higgins
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2010
        • 314

        #4
        Re: Two and a half men - dont watch it!

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Charlie Sheen is a vile disgusting person and I would never watch any show that he was involved in.
        Wasn't he recently arrested for drugs or something and sent to some white collar clinic rather than prison? Our Justice system at work...
        Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

        Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #5
          Re: Two and a half men - dont watch it!

          Do one better. Just throw your HELLevision is the garbage where it belongs!

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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11298

            #6
            Re: Two and a half men - dont watch it!

            Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
            I would have said don't watch it because the acting sucks - the only way it could be worse would be if it starred Kirk Cameron.
            Kirk Cameron is a fine young man who witnesses for Christ and used his television popularity to ruin the career of a skanky actress who showed her ta-tas in Playboy.

            Indignantly Yours,

            Handmaiden

            p.s. Two and a Half Men is offensive to God and His creation of the neo-cortex.
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #7
              Re: Two and a half men - dont watch it!

              What more reason do you need then it is absolute drivel, arse gravy of the worst kind.
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              • Taylor
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2010
                • 98

                #8
                Re: Two and a half men - dont watch it!

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                What more reason do you need then it is absolute drivel, arse gravy of the worst kind.
                I'm really just quoting you because I laughed for ages at the phrase "arse gravy".
                But yeah, that show is rubbish.

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                • Ummalummadingdong
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 115

                  #9
                  Re: Two and a half men - dont watch it!

                  Originally posted by TrueGermanChrist View Post
                  Two and a half men - dont watch it!

                  Two and a half men is a series about 3 atheist living their godless life!




                  Charlie

                  Charlie is a single atheist. He spend his whole time drinking and raping sluts. He got a lot of money, which he earned selling his own produced music to gays.
                  He hates his mother!




                  Alan is the embarrassing brother. Because hes a weak godless hippie, his divorced wife annoys him every day. He have a sexual predilection for pregnant woman . He and his brother are boh pedophiles who buy underage prostitutes to clean their windows:




                  David :



                  David is the useless son of Alan . Hes a fat kid doing nothing else then sleeping, eating and playing evil computergames. Hes cheeky and disrespectful to his parents.Everyday he makes fun of his father. He never get beaten by his atheist father.







                  Berta is the fat ugly houskeeper. She have a slutty pregnant daugher and the father of this child is a drug dealer. She is loud, cheeky and violent. She dont even knows the bible and how a woman should behave!

                  Thats all i have to say about this series
                  The son of Alan is Jake not David...

                  (my dad use to watch the episodes...so i know)

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