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  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    But it is your fault. Any time you God-mockers encourage other God-mockers to mock God, and consequently mock True Christians™, you encourage and protect an environment of persecution. You should be ashamed of yourself unless you stand up to the plight of the truly persecuted.
    This is why it's hard to talk to you people because everything we say you misunderstand, I'd like to take an opportunity to see your side of being a true Christian, so I can take in consideration of better actions for myself but I doubt you would help me either just like the others.

    I haven't said anything that mocks God, infact I constantly research and read up about Christianity but apparently everything it says about, such as being friendly and about peace, it seems more like believing in one thing or die.

    I get this judgement from people everyday and if you were in my shoes you wouldn't be happy either, actually death seems more like freedom to me and I have almost suicided 5 times and was half way to killing my brother because of stress along with getting the idea of running away from home. It's easy when you have people to back you up but when you're alone people think you are unimportant or different from everyone else and always avoid you. However I realize now that even Christians have no sorrow for people who have never had a chance to be accepted or loved by another.

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    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
      This is why it's hard to talk to you people because everything we say you misunderstand, I'd like to take an opportunity to see your side of being a true Christian, so I can take in consideration of better actions for myself but I doubt you would help me either just like the others.

      I haven't said anything that mocks God, infact I constantly research and read up about Christianity but apparently everything it says about, such as being friendly and about peace, it seems more like believing in one thing or die.

      I get this judgement from people everyday and if you were in my shoes you wouldn't be happy either, actually death seems more like freedom to me and I have almost suicided 5 times and was half way to killing my brother because of stress along with getting the idea of running away from home. It's easy when you have people to back you up but when you're alone people think you are unimportant or different from everyone else and always avoid you. However I realize now that even Christians have no sorrow for people who have never had a chance to be accepted or loved by another.
      Sorry, I just wanted to point out that there is a substantial difference between being a "true Christian" (i.e. pretend Christian) and being a True Christian™ (i.e. real Christian).
      But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
        Another chance to whip out one of my favourite Bible verses of the moment:

        2 Chronicles 36:16 But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.

        Don't mock God or his messengers, friend!

        Edit: In fact, that verse is going into my signature, I think.
        Yes! Left handed people are guilty of just that every time they unrepentently demand to use their left hands!

        And the sad thing is, they will burn in the Lake of Fire for all eternity (Revelation 20:15), just for the momentary satisfaction of using their left hand dominantly. Why? What's so special about being a south-paw?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
          This is why it's hard to talk to you people because everything we say you misunderstand, I'd like to take an opportunity to see your side of being a true Christian, so I can take in consideration of better actions for myself but I doubt you would help me either just like the others.
          As long as you maintain a civil discourse here, friend, you are welcome to learn about the True Christian™ faith!

          Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
          I haven't said anything that mocks God,
          But you have, dear. You have. Why, you say, "I can believe in God and Jesus and be left handed if I want." You might as well say, "I can believe in God and rape children if I want." And it's true, but it's still a horrifying thing to say, so full of hatred and rage and rebellion and violence against humanity.

          Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
          infact I constantly research and read up about Christianity but apparently everything it says about, such as being friendly and about peace, it seems more like believing in one thing or die.
          I'm sorry, where did you read that the faith of Christ is about being friendly and about peace? Certainly it wasn't from the Word of God Himself, the Holy Bible. That's the only way to know what God truly thinks and wants (hint - it's not friendlies and peace, it's fear and obedience [Ecclesiastes 12:13]). Here on our friendly forums, you'll find just that - the LORD's own opinion, not anyone else's.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            As long as you maintain a civil discourse here, friend, you are welcome to learn about the True Christian™ faith!



            But you have, dear. You have. Why, you say, "I can believe in God and Jesus and be left handed if I want." You might as well say, "I can believe in God and rape children if I want." And it's true, but it's still a horrifying thing to say, so full of hatred and rage and rebellion and violence against humanity.



            I'm sorry, where did you read that the faith of Christ is about being friendly and about peace? Certainly it wasn't from the Word of God Himself, the Holy Bible. That's the only way to know what God truly thinks and wants (hint - it's not friendlies and peace, it's fear and obedience [Ecclesiastes 12:13]). Here on our friendly forums, you'll find just that - the LORD's own opinion, not anyone else's.
            For some reason I just don't see any emotion in you people as if you're brainwashed and I find that rather strange. I wonder if you care about all the people who suicide because God lets them lose their insanity trying to ask for answers and getting nowhere.

            I wish I died those several times in the past almost getting run over by cars or trucks, I'm surprised I'm still alive. I try so hard but I still haven't died but hopefully you can help with your offending words or get your God to kill me since left handers are apparently so evil compared to all the right handers who murder and steal because apparently thats perfectly fine.

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            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
              I wish I died those several times in the past almost getting run over by cars or trucks, I'm surprised I'm still alive.
              Don't say such things! The eternal hellfire waiting for you isn't worth it!

              Ecclesiastes 7:17 Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?
              But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
                I try so hard but I still haven't died but hopefully you can help with your offending words or get your God to kill me since left handers are apparently so evil compared to all the right handers who murder and steal because apparently thats perfectly fine.
                Hi FleaLeo!

                Just so you know, if you really pray hard enough, I'm sure God will answer your prayers! (John 15:16)

                He is SO good!

                Hopefully you will be hung from a tree for yours sins. You can only pray and pray, if that's what you really want! (Deuteronomy 21:22)

                Just remember, you have to let God do it. (Exodus 20:13)

                I'll be praying for you, too.

                Yours in Christ!

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                • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
                  Don't say such things! The eternal hellfire waiting for you after suicide is never worth it!

                  Ecclesiastes 7:17 Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?
                  So you don't believe in Ghost? Ones that get lost and roams as if they don't realize they are dead.

                  I think Hell would be better than God punishing me himself, if he really is cruel as you say. Why should I listen to you? You don't care if I go to Hell from the previous comments. Maybe my horrible nightmares will end. I wouldn't have to deal with people who mock me or push me around because I'm different.

                  Not like anyone would miss me anyway except my family if they even are my family, since apparently the Devil seems to be the issue with left handers. I'm sure that's what you want for us, to just die because we don't deserve anything.

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                  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
                    So you don't believe in Ghost? Ones that get lost and roams as if they don't realize they are dead.

                    I think Hell would be better than God punishing me himself, if he really is cruel as you say. Why should I listen to you? You don't care if I go to Hell from the previous comments. Maybe my horrible nightmares will end. I wouldn't have to deal with people who mock me or push me around because I'm different.

                    Not like anyone would miss me anyway except my family if they even are my family, since apparently the Devil seems to be the issue with left handers. I'm sure that's what you want for us, to just die because we don't deserve anything.
                    Who are we to oppose God's will? Of course you will go to Hell for your sodomies and your left-handed fornications. We couldn't stop God if we wanted to. But we are commanded to rejoice in the Lord always, and so we shall!

                    Still, if you choose to open your heart to Christ, let us know. That is what we are here for.
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                    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      Who are we to oppose God's will? Of course you will go to Hell for your sodomies and your left-handed fornications. We couldn't stop God if we wanted to. But we are commanded to rejoice in the Lord always, and so we shall!

                      Still, if you choose to open your heart to Christ, let us know. That is what we are here for.
                      Too late, I already read parts of the bible and how repulsive it is.
                      God is fine with slavery, sexism, he wants millions of innocent people to die.
                      Oh and I hope you don't work on the sabbath day or you'll have to be put to death aswell.

                      Like I said, I don't care if I end up in Hell cause it'll be much better where you lot are going if your cruel bible is true even though most of you have probably broke many of the rules after I read many horrible parts, I bet you beat your wifes to death if you ever have any because the bible says so.

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                      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
                        ... just die because we don't deserve anything.
                        Praise JESUS! That is exactly what the Holy Bible says! You richly deserve to die a horrible death and be wadded up like a ball of garbage and sent down to hell, where you will be tortured in unspeakably painful ways for all eternity.

                        All because you were born dripping in sin.

                        Psalm 96:4
                        For the LORD is great, and greatly to be praised: he is to be feared above all gods.
                        Better repent now, before Jesus kills you and tosses you in hell. I hear satan has especially nasty tortures for wrong-handed gimps like you.
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                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Praise JESUS! That is exactly what the Holy Bible says! You richly deserve to die a horrible death and be wadded up like a ball of garbage and sent down to hell, where you will be tortured in unspeakably painful ways for all eternity.

                          All because you were born dripping in sin.



                          Better repent now, before Jesus kills you and tosses you in hell. I hear satan has especially nasty tortures for wrong-handed gimps like you.
                          So The Devil has nothing else to do but torture people, what if someone had something in common with him? Technically the Devil is good if he tortures people who do bad things such as himself, when he could use them to cause issues to the living people and making them suffer because apparently God won't stop us from doing anything, he hasn't done anything after creating everything except creating suffering over stupid things.
                          It's his problem that he created us, what is the point in living when you know that you're going to die in the end.

                          Also what if everything you believed in is wrong and you end up in Hell? How would you like it if you were the one burning because you didn't follow the rules to 'kill' homosexuals, left handers, people who work on the sabbath day. I bet you haven't killed them yet have you? Well you better then because the bible says you have to kill several innocent people or you're not a true Christian.

                          Until I have a near death experience to meet God and if he says that I should change, then I will, if he wanted me to change he would tell me. Until that happens I believe in my view on God as being kind and loving.

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                          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Better repent now, before Jesus kills you and tosses you in hell. I hear satan has especially nasty tortures for wrong-handed gimps like you.
                            With any luck he'll be forced to continuously masturbate with his right hand non-stop for all eternity. When his hand is friction-burnt to the bone and his private parts look like those of a post-op transsexual, he will realise the error of his ways and beg for forgiveness. But, of course, it will be too late! And all because he snubbed Christ our Lord in his time here on earth.
                            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                            The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                            Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                            "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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                            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
                              With any luck he'll be forced to continuously masturbate with his right hand non-stop for all eternity. When his hand is friction-burnt to the bone and his private parts look like those of a post-op transsexual, he will realise the error of his ways and beg for forgiveness. But, of course, it will be too late! And all because he snubbed Christ our Lord in his time here on earth.
                              I think you are mistaking me for a male or I'm guessing you're talking about yourself, if so then I feel sorry for your private parts because I know Christians love sex. I know I don't because I like being a virgin because I'm not tainted in sex and the sin lust. I hope you admit that you sin and not lie to God about it.

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                              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by FleaLeo View Post
                                I think you are mistaking me for a male or I'm guessing you're talking about yourself, if so then I feel sorry for your private parts because I know Christians love sex. I know I don't because I like being a virgin because I'm not tainted in sex and the sin lust. I hope you admit that you sin and not lie to God about it.
                                Wait? YOU'RE NOT A DUDE?

                                Sweet Jesus, does that mean you are a CROSS DRESSER?

                                Gross.

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