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  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by I'm a Rockhead View Post
    And don't use your fu-cking bible as an excuse to be an as-shole.
    One more outburst like that and out you go. This is a Christian forum, not a pottymouth playpen for feminazi whores.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      I'm Glad I choose to be right handed. There's no such thing as a left handed gene. It's full of lies. It's a choice anyway.
      Obey God or else you will go to hell!

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      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        I remember Chris Davidson from school. He decided to be left-handed, then found he couldn't stop! He said, "Oh yes, I can handle it. Why don't you try Bathfire?" Anyway, the teacher beat him out of it, but it left him with a stutter that made him sound like a small motorboat.

        I suppose it was God marking him out as an example to us all, like that bit in revelations where God marks out the unholy with a sign on their forehead.

        I always associated left-handedness with Islam because they write from right to left. You can see from this that Islam is "of Satan" because Satan always does things wrong.

        I hope this small message helps some kid who thinks it "cool" to be left-handed.
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        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by I'm a Rockhead View Post
          Being a Lefty isn't a choice. Science? Ever heard of it, douchebag?
          Things could always be worse, at least you don’t have hand tremors. You can cure it with faith and proper correction from a True Christian. Nowadays, left-handedness is so trendy and everyone thinks they have that. My cousin’s neighbor was left-handed until I helped her correcting it.

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          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            I'd like to ask a question to the reason why the majority Left Handedness people are artists.

            If God created everything does it make him creative and artistic?

            Such as myself being left handed and an artist, many people praise me for being good at it and if left handed people are the Devil's children they would enjoy being praised and being proud of themselves. However I can never take compliments and I have scoial issues when face to face with another person. Plus wouldn't left handed people hate everyone yet I prove otherwise as being left handed that I hate no one and infact love everyone. God loves everyone aswell even if they have sinned or being homosexual.(It's the sin of being homosexual not the person itself)

            I'm glad I wasn't born in the old days when Humans had no concept on other peoples emotions, and all the poor left handed people being treated as dirt by Christians proves how selfish they were back then. I'm glad I live in England where Christians are friendly towards everyone including homosexuals who can be married here even in a church.

            A true Christian knows that Hell was created for Lucifer and his Demons, NOT for people. So it is invalid to threaten someone by saying they will burn in Hell.

            I believe in God and Jesus Christ but am I bad for believing in them and being left handed? I've been told by other Christians that God does not see left handed people as evil, it's just that the majority of people are right handed and only 10% being left handed.

            If I had to become right handed I would no longer be able to draw or express my emotions, everything I knew would be gone. Without the left hand you wouldn't be able to do much, you should be greatful you have a left hand to use instead of being born with just the right or none at all.

            Addition to that, the reason I'm left handed is because I was going to be born feet first causing distress which can cause a person to be born left handed and it might also be because my father is left handed aswell.

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            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by FeaLeo View Post
              I'd like to ask a question to the reason why the majority Left Handedness people are artists.

              If God created everything does it make him creative and artistic?

              Such as myself being left handed and an artist, many people praise me for being good at it and if left handed people are the Devil's children they would enjoy being praised and being proud of themselves. However I can never take compliments and I have scoial issues when face to face with another person. Plus wouldn't left handed people hate everyone yet I prove otherwise as being left handed that I hate no one and infact love everyone. God loves everyone aswell even if they have sinned or being homosexual.(It's the sin of being homosexual not the person itself)

              I'm glad I wasn't born in the old days when Humans had no concept on other peoples emotions, and all the poor left handed people being treated as dirt by Christians proves how selfish they were back then. I'm glad I live in England where Christians are friendly towards everyone including homosexuals who can be married here even in a church.

              A true Christian knows that Hell was created for Lucifer and his Demons, NOT for people. So it is invalid to threaten someone by saying they will burn in Hell.

              I believe in God and Jesus Christ but am I bad for believing in them and being left handed? I've been told by other Christians that God does not see left handed people as evil, it's just that the majority of people are right handed and only 10% being left handed.

              If I had to become right handed I would no longer be able to draw or express my emotions, everything I knew would be gone. Without the left hand you wouldn't be able to do much, you should be greatful you have a left hand to use instead of being born with just the right or none at all.

              Addition to that, the reason I'm left handed is because I was going to be born feet first causing distress which can cause a person to be born left handed and it might also be because my father is left handed aswell.
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              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by FeaLeo View Post
                God loves everyone aswell even if they have sinned or being homosexual.(It's the sin of being homosexual not the person itself)
                Well, Fea, God does not love everyone, and He most certainly hates the sinner as well as the sin. People sin because they are sinners. It is the sinner who will bear God's wrath and burn in hell for eternity, not the sin. Just read the verses in the following post by Sister Mary Ethelreda:

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
                for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
                Leviticus 20:23

                "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
                and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
                and my soul shall abhor you."
                Leviticus 26:30

                "And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
                because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
                Deuteronomy 32:19

                "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
                thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
                Psalm 5:5

                "Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
                the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
                Psalm 5:6

                "For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
                whom the LORD abhorreth."
                Psalm 10:3

                "The LORD trieth the righteous:
                but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
                Psalm 11:5


                "There were they in great fear, where no fear was:
                for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee:
                thou hast put them to shame,
                because God hath despised them."
                Psalm 53:5

                "When God heard this, he was wroth,
                and greatly abhorred Israel:"
                Psalm 78:59

                "Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people,
                insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
                Psalm 106:40

                "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
                Proverbs 6:16-19


                "The mouth of strange women is a deep pit:
                he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
                Proverbs 22:14

                "And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden:
                he hath destroyed his places of the assembly:
                the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion,
                and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
                Lamentations 2:6 -

                "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them:
                for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house,
                I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
                Hosea 9:15

                "Three shepherds also I cut off in one month;
                and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
                Zechariah 11:8

                "And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
                Malachi 1:3

                "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
                Romans 9:13
                Originally posted by FeaLeo View Post
                I'm glad I wasn't born in the old days when Humans had no concept on other peoples emotions, and all the poor left handed people being treated as dirt by Christians proves how selfish they were back then. I'm glad I live in England where Christians are friendly towards everyone including homosexuals who can be married here even in a church.
                I think people have always had some concept of other people's emotions. It's just that when you follow the Lord, sometimes you have to steel yourself to do His will.

                Deut 19:13 Thine eye shall not pity him, but thou shalt put away the guilt of innocent blood from Israel, that it may go well with thee.

                Jude 22-23 And of some have compassion, making a difference: and others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh.

                If you know Christians who keep company with homosexuals, then they're not true Christians. God tells us not to keep company with unbelievers.

                2 Cor 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

                A true Christian knows that Hell was created for Lucifer and his Demons, NOT for people. So it is invalid to threaten someone by saying they will burn in Hell.
                I believe you are referring to the parable of the sheep and the goats, which makes it abundantly clear that people will be cast into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

                Mat 25:31-33, 41
                31 When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
                32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
                33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
                41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


                I believe in God and Jesus Christ but am I bad for believing in them and being left handed? I've been told by other Christians that God does not see left handed people as evil, it's just that the majority of people are right handed and only 10% being left handed.
                I doubt if you sincerely believe in God and Jesus. You don't seem to know the Bible very well, and if you don't know the Bible, how can you know God?

                If I had to become right handed I would no longer be able to draw or express my emotions, everything I knew would be gone. Without the left hand you wouldn't be able to do much, you should be greatful you have a left hand to use instead of being born with just the right or none at all.
                We have to make great sacrifices to follow Jesus and avoid going to hell.

                Mk 9:43-44 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

                Addition to that, the reason I'm left handed is because I was going to be born feet first causing distress which can cause a person to be born left handed and it might also be because my father is left handed aswell.
                Everyone is a sinner from the moment of conception.

                Ps 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

                Sometimes God visits the sin of person's ancestors upon them.

                Ex 20:5b For I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

                Sometimes God hates people before they are even born.

                Rom 9:11-13
                11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth)
                12 It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
                13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.


                But there's no excuse for sin. Man is accountable to God.

                Heb 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                  Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                  Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                  If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                  Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                  And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                  I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                  Haven't I seen you say this message before?
                  I didn't say I was debating I was just saying 'my' opinion, apparently any left hander who speaks for themselves you try to put to shame saying they are dabating.

                  Theres nothing wrong with us left handers standing up for ourselves because it's your fault for what we've been through.

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                  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by FeaLeo View Post
                    Theres nothing wrong with us left handers standing up for ourselves because it's your fault for what we've been through.
                    Are you really saying left handed people have been persecuted? Son, I find this terribly offensive to say to a community of people who have suffered persecution, and are suffering greater persecution, now that we have an openly anti-Christian president in the White House.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                      Well, Fea, God does not love everyone, and He most certainly hates the sinner as well as the sin. People sin because they are sinners. It is the sinner who will bear God's wrath and burn in hell for eternity, not the sin. Just read the verses in the following post by Sister Mary Ethelreda:





                      I think people have always had some concept of other people's emotions. It's just that when you follow the Lord, sometimes you have to steel yourself to do His will.

                      Deut 19:13 Thine eye shall not pity him, but thou shalt put away the guilt of innocent blood from Israel, that it may go well with thee.

                      Jude 22-23 And of some have compassion, making a difference: and others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh.

                      If you know Christians who keep company with homosexuals, then they're not true Christians. God tells us not to keep company with unbelievers.

                      2 Cor 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?



                      I believe you are referring to the parable of the sheep and the goats, which makes it abundantly clear that people will be cast into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

                      Mat 25:31-33, 41
                      31 When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
                      32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
                      33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
                      41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:




                      I doubt if you sincerely believe in God and Jesus. You don't seem to know the Bible very well, and if you don't know the Bible, how can you know God?



                      We have to make great sacrifices to follow Jesus and avoid going to hell.

                      Mk 9:43-44 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.



                      Everyone is a sinner from the moment of conception.

                      Ps 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

                      Sometimes God visits the sin of person's ancestors upon them.

                      Ex 20:5b For I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

                      Sometimes God hates people before they are even born.

                      Rom 9:11-13
                      11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth)
                      12 It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
                      13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.


                      But there's no excuse for sin. Man is accountable to God.

                      Heb 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
                      I think it's called being gullible when you believe everything you read. I can believe in God and Jesus and be left handed if I want.

                      Technically you're saying God has people he just hates, so why would he create us just to hate us and make us suffer? So no matter how much we try apparently he won't accept us just because of a hand difference? Sounds cruel to me. So all the talent he gave me was for nothing but to express my emotions and for him to laugh at.

                      This is why society changed to stop you from committing cruel suffering on people who had no choice to be left handed. If there was something that I was doing that bothers God then why doesn't he remind me or try something to save me or give me the answers that has tortured me for a long time. Just being left handed isn't that bad compared to other things.

                      But if you met God and he told you that everything you knew about left handed people was wrong, would you start accepting us as people who are just like you?

                      I'm not sure if 'true Christians' are supposed to act this way, I thought you Christians were nice to people but all you do is force people to change when they can't. It would be alot better if you would accept that other people have different views. Since many things in the bible doesn't make sense such as Adam and Eve, that would make us all inbreds.

                      I'm fine in your beliefs just not the way you like to offend others. However your views on God makes him seem like hes bad and that we are all nothing but experiments or toys in his view, I don't understand why he would create someone just to make them suffer for something they didn't realize that was wrong without him saying so him self not just in a book.

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                      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Are you really saying left handed people have been persecuted? Son, I find this terribly offensive to say to a community of people who have suffered persecution, and are suffering greater persecution, now that we have an openly anti-Christian president in the White House.
                        Well I'm sorry for what happened there, it isn't my fault. I'm not an American so I don't know the history about it. Their suffering is greatly worse. However left handed people have suffered for just being left handed, I just want to know what us left handers have done wrong to upset you because we are getting blamed for something we haven't done. I mean I have no relation with the Devil and never will do, I have done no extremely bad deeds to be punished just because I do daily things with my left hand.
                        All I was saying is that Christians seem to blame and punish left handers just for being left handed, we don't even have to commit a crime, apparently it's just the reason that we use our left hand.

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                        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Originally posted by FeaLeo View Post
                          ... It would be alot better ..
                          What's better than this Alot?
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                          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by Holly Graham View Post
                            What's better than this Alot?
                            Thats probably the least serious thing I've seen so far.

                            I say that because it's a habit of putting them together and I don't notice it, although it's technically pronounced the same either way.

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                            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by FeaLeo View Post
                              Well I'm sorry for what happened there, it isn't my fault.
                              But it is your fault. Any time you God-mockers encourage other God-mockers to mock God, and consequently mock True Christians(tm), you encourage and protect an environment of persecution. You should be ashamed of yourself unless you stand up to the plight of the truly persecuted.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                But it is your fault. Any time you God-mockers encourage other God-mockers to mock God, and consequently mock True Christians™, you encourage and protect an environment of persecution. You should be ashamed of yourself unless you stand up to the plight of the truly persecuted.
                                Another chance to whip out one of my favourite Bible verses of the moment:

                                2 Chronicles 36:16 But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.

                                Don't mock God or his messengers, friend!

                                Edit: In fact, that verse is going into my signature, I think.
                                But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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