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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #121
    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Up until the 1960's - 1980's (depending on how "progressive" your area was) they were still correcting children for using the devils hand.

    But then all this new age stuff showed up and ruined our great country
    That's about the time the Beatles came around and convinced everyone to grow their hair long, get all potted up on the drugs, and embrace homosexuality.

    Coincidence?

    I think not.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • the left atheist
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2013
      • 12

      #122
      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      you make me sick with this devil's hand bullshit. also i jerk my gay husband off with my left hand. have a fun time picturing that.

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      • the left atheist
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2013
        • 12

        #123
        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        That's about the time the Beatles came around and convinced everyone to grow their hair long, get all potted up on drugs, and embrace homosexuality.

        Coincidence?

        I think not.
        don't be bashing the beatles you bitch!

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22356

          #124
          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by the left atheist View Post
          you make me sick with this devil's hand bullshit. also i jerk my gay husband off with my left hand. have a fun time picturing that
          Thank you for confirming that left handed people are gay and hate Jesus. Your presence here has no doubt saved several innocent children.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • the left atheist
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2013
            • 12

            #125
            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Thank you for confirming that left handed people are gay and hate Jesus. Your presence here has no doubt saved several innocent children.
            haha you are so stupid thinking just left handed people are gay. i know many right handed people that are gay as well. i think i saw you at the gay bar the other day.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22356

              #126
              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by the left atheist View Post
              haha you are so stupid thinking just left handed people are gay
              That all left handed people are gay, does not mean all gays are left handed. Many gays pretend to be right handed to avoid discovery. If logic is not your thing, you should not try to use it.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • leftpowner
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2013
                • 7

                #127
                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Thank you for confirming that left handed people are gay and hate Jesus. Your presence here has no doubt saved several innocent children.
                I bet your beard tickles men's balls

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                • the left atheist
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 12

                  #128
                  Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  That all left handed people are gay, does not mean all gays are left handed. Many gays pretend to be right handed to avoid discovery. If logic is not your thing, you should not try to use it.
                  not all left handed people are gay infact there aren't that many who are gay. There are more right handed people who are gay than left handed so your point is invalid. also you just called albert einstein gay.

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #129
                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by the left atheist View Post
                    not all left handed people are gay infact there aren't that many who are gay. There are more right handed people who are gay than left handed so your point is invalid. also you just called albert einstein gay.
                    10% of the population is left handed
                    10% of the population is gay
                    As left handedness has become more acceptable, homosexuals have increased.

                    As for Einstein, he was a Jew.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22356

                      #130
                      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by the left atheist View Post
                      not all left handed people are gay
                      They all are. Many gays just lie about it and you believe their lies instead of Jesus Christ's truth. Which means you need to seriously reevaluate your priorities if you don't want to burn in Hell.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • the left atheist
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 12

                        #131
                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                        10% of the population is left handed
                        10% of the population is gay
                        As left handedness has become more acceptable, homosexuals have increased.

                        As for Einstein, he was a Jew.
                        that doesn't mean that all left handed people are gay.

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                        • leftpowner
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 7

                          #132
                          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          10% of the population is left handed
                          10% of the population is gay
                          As left handedness has become more acceptable, homosexuals have increased.

                          As for Einstein, he was a Jew.
                          20% of the population is Chinese
                          99.9999% of all people that ever lived are dead
                          1/7 billion of the population is really F***ing retarded (you)

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                          • leftpowner
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 7

                            #133
                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            They all are. Many gays just lie about it and you believe their lies instead of Jesus Christ's truth. Which means you need to seriously reevaluate your priorities if you don't want to burn in Hell.
                            Jesus's Blood was wine, that f***er was wasted 24/7 how can an old man with Alzheimer such as your self believe any of the shit he said

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                            • leftpowner
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 7

                              #134
                              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              They all are. Many gays just lie about it and you believe their lies instead of Jesus Christ's truth. Which means you need to seriously reevaluate your priorities if you don't want to burn in Hell.
                              And do you understand how stupid you are. While your burning in hell i'll be up in heaven with true muslums and the ONE TRUE God Allah. Though Your Idiotic religion is good for one thing, your virgin woman

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                              • the left atheist
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jan 2013
                                • 12

                                #135
                                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                the pope has more in common with mcdonalds than you as they both like sticking their meat in 10 year old buns

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