[Roland]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

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Guess I picked the wrong week to quit methamphetamine.

Perhaps you could take some N,N-dimethyltryptamine to take the edge off. I am not really sure if it will work, the experts I know of (Like Mr. Shulgin and Mr. Thompson) are not with us any more.

[amythornton]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Oh, left handed people make me so angry! They know that they're left handed, and yet they keep doing it! Truly a direct influence of the devil. Next they'll be wanting to legalize left-handed marriage.

We say "do the right thing" thus favoring the right side to the left one. Jesus is portraited using his right hand and on the contrary, Devil using the left.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Oh, left handed people make me so angry! They know that they're left handed, and yet they keep doing it! Truly a direct influence of the devil. Next they'll be wanting to legalize left-handed marriage.

We say "do the right thing" thus favoring the right side to the left one. Jesus is portraited using his right hand and on the contrary, Devil using the left.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Well I am an atheist. I insulted you and asked for you to be banned so I could be upgraded from unsaved trash. That didn't work.

You are unsaved trash by your own admission. The only upgrade you need to think about is the one where you get right with Jesus. No Jesus, no salvation. Know Jesus, know salvation.


I will include you in my prayers, but I doubt it will do any good. You are Hell bound without some serious intervention.

[mazzyG]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

So...you cannot be a true Christian if you are left handed? Is that what you are trying to say??

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

So...you cannot be a true Christian if you are left handed? Is that what you are trying to say??

No. Once you become a True Christian(tm), you stop using your left hand. It's really that simple.

Yes, for many the change is difficult to adapt to, but with dedication, practice, and a determination to follow every last one of Jesus' instructions, it soon becomes as natural as hating gays for not being allowed to kill them like the Bible commands them to.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

So...you cannot be a true Christian if you are left handed? Is that what you are trying to say??

Sounds like you aren't familiar with the Bible. Even your lesbian dictionary defines the word SINISTER as left handed. That's why I only allow the boys in the youth group to do certain things with their left hands during the camp out fellowships.

PRAISE JESUS!

[cmarglon_00]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Just how do you know that for sure? You were told it by a teacher or read it in a science book, on a science website...etc ..?

If otherwise, please cite evidence to support WHY you believe that.

Probably the same place you found your delusional theories about lefties. In a book!! You are some kind of special. You can't fix stupid! Sorry for your bad luck.

[Des]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Probably the same place you found your delusional theories about lefties. In a book!! You are some kind of special. You can't fix stupid! Sorry for your bad luck.

Hello friend!

How about you pop on over to the introduction forum and tell us about your walk with Christ? We would love to get to know you better and share in your journey of Divine Exploration.

Glory, and God bless!

[Gailan]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I have a question. Is this site for real? Is this an honest to God actual and serious discussion? Because to me it seems an awful lot like parody. It is truly very hard for me to believe that all of you are real and honestly believe these things. This is the year 2015 for pete's sake. We have science now, we know things. We can use the brains God has blessed us with to learn and understand new concepts. God never meant for time to stand still and mankind to fester in the ignorance of 2000 years ago. Here are two useful links:

http://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-left-handed.html

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/brain-myths/201303/three-myths-and-three-facts-about-left-handers

I wish you well and hope that you can embrace enlightenment.

[Gailan]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I am not "unsaved trash". The fact that you use that term is an indication of you maturity level (low). We are not impressed by your name calling and hatefulness. Jesus would never behave in such a way.

[Roland]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

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http://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-left-handed.html

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I wish you well and hope that you can embrace enlightenment.

According to the link you provided, God sees left handed people as a second choice? Quite a leap of faith getting into Heaven as a second choice since God won´t allow a lot of people into Heaven, only those who walk the narrow path. Matthew 7:13-14.

And why the ¨we¨, are you royalty?

[Gailan]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Yes, I am royalty.

And by the way, what if you are born without a right hand, or even a right arm? What if you arm has been blasted off in the heat of battle or chewed off by an alligator? What then? Does God still hate you even though you HAVE to write left handed.

[Roland]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Yes, I am royalty.
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That is quite a claim Gailan, would you care to prove it?

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Yes, I am royalty.

And by the way, what if you are born without a right hand, or even a right arm? What if you arm has been blasted off in the heat of battle or chewed off by an alligator? What then? Does God still hate you even though you HAVE to write left handed.

God is fair and just (Psalm 25:8). If you suffer an injury, it is likely because you have offended God and so you are no longer worthy in His eyes (Lev.21:17-23). No matter what, God has a plan, so how dare you question it? God is obviously not very fond of leftoids the way He is of the Righteous.

And another thing, young lady, 1 Timothy 2:12 makes it clear that you are not to speak out of turn on God's favorite forums. Perhaps you'd like to get your father's permission to continue being educated about Christ Jesus' plan for salvation.