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  • #721
    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by rezivor View Post
    That image was doctored in Photoshop. Just saying.

    [LINK TO IMAGE OF NAKED MICHELLE OBAMA SHE-MALE CREATURE REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
    Hello rezivor,

    Nice to see you on this forum. By the way: This forum has an introduction sub forum where you can introduce yourself Do us a favour and introduce yourself!
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • #722
      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      I'm pretty sure either you or someone else inverted that pic of Obama, you don't put your left hand over your heart for the pledge, that's culturally unacceptable and I'm sure the president would have got a lot more ire for it if it had truly happened.

      Anyway, if god doesn't like people to be left handed, then why did he make them left handed? If I don't like the color green, then I'm not going to decorate my house in green, it's pretty simple logic.
      Ecclesiastes 12:13
      Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

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      • #723
        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by The_Devil's_Advocate View Post
        ...Anyway, if god doesn't like people to be left handed, then why did he make them left handed?...
        What would be the point of creating Hell, if He didn't make someone to go there?

        Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

        Do you think God is stupid or something?

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        • #724
          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by The_Devil's_Advocate View Post
          if god doesn't like people to be left handed, then why did he make them left handed? If I don't like the color green, then I'm not going to decorate my house in green, it's pretty simple logic.
          For His Glory, silly! If He can harden the heart of a man so the man has no choice but to reject God, watch his first born and the first born of every citizen of his kingdom die as punishment for doing what he was compelled to do in order to shew God's mighty power, then surly you don't think making left handed demon children is hard to create in the womb. Between tampering with a man's free will and a making little baby in the womb the size of a blueberry favor his left hand, I would think the few hundred cells would be easier than to rewrite a man's entire consciousness. But we're talking about the Almighty here! For Him, nothing is impossible!

          For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
          So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
          For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
          Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
          Romans 9:15-18
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #725
            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Check out this list of infamous southpaws:


            Isaac Newton
            Albert Einstein
            Joan of Arc
            Pablo Picasso
            Neil Armstrong
            Michelangelo
            Helen Keller
            Aristotle
            Julia Roberts
            Raphael
            Cole Porter
            Benjamin Franklin
            Bill Gates
            Tina Fey
            Leonardo Da Vinci
            Nicole Kidman
            John McEnroe
            Paul McCartney
            Beethoven
            Jennifer Lawrence
            Rafael Nadal
            Mark Twain
            Marie Curie
            Babe Ruth
            Julius Caesar
            Harpo Marx
            Jimi Hendrix
            Ruth Ginsberg
            Lou Gehrig
            Prince William
            Steve Forbes
            Robert Redford
            Bach
            Angelina Jolie
            Rembrandt
            Marilyn Monroe
            Friedrich Nietzsche
            Paul Simon
            Oprah Winfrey
            Edward R. Murrow
            Charlie Chaplin
            LeBron James
            H.G. Welles
            James Baldwin
            Jean Genet
            Edwin Buzz Aldrin
            Ellie Goulding
            Ted Williams
            Oscar de la Hoya
            Charlemagne
            Jim Henson
            Dr. Albert Schweitzer
            Sting
            Ghandi
            Bob Dylan

            A rogues gallery of reprobates, Godmockers, atheists, and sundry sleaze. If this isn't enough to show the dangers of adopting the sinister lifestyle, nothing is.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • #726
              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by Des View Post
              Check out this list of infamous southpaws:


              [...]
              Bach
              [...]

              A rogues gallery of reprobates, Godmockers, atheists, and sundry sleaze. If this isn't enough to show the dangers of adopting the sinister lifestyle, nothing is.
              Wasn´t Bach Baptised somewhere in march? It seems he refused to play with the other Church goers because they sucked pretty hard at playing their instruments. Perhaps Bach was a tad arrogant but who cares:

              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • #727
                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by Roland View Post
                Wasn´t Bach Baptised somewhere in march? It seems he refused to play with the other Church goers because they sucked pretty hard at playing their instruments. Perhaps Bach was a tad arrogant but who cares:

                Lutheran, so destined for hell.
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • #728
                  Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  where does it say in the bible that being left handed is evil? I really want to know.

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                  • #729
                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by CuriousJonny View Post
                    where does it say in the bible that being left handed is evil? I really want to know.
                    CuriousJonny was curious.

                    Just not so curious as to read the OP.

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                    • #730
                      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by CuriousJonny View Post
                      where does it say in the bible that being left handed is evil? I really want to know.
                      The information is contained in this thread.

                      This thread is a bit like the Bible(KJV1611). You need to read it to understand it and if you don't understand it you need to read it again until you do.

                      Only then will you understand it.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • #731
                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Let me tell all of you bible ***lame attempt to blaspheme*** something, you are all going to hell because this "god" of yours says he loves everyone equally, yet you are all here saying blasphemy in his name. The bible says dont be left handed, I'm left handed. The bible says dont be gay. My brother is gay and I still love him. The bible says dont get divorced (most of you have) the bible says not to eat shell fish and pork, most of you do. And my personal favorite. THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WOMEN MUST KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT but that doesnt happen. The bible also says not to have sex with different ethnic groups but guess what ALL of us are different ethnicities. And before you even start bashing me. Yes I know im a sinner and I know im going to hell but guess YOUR "GOD" SHOULD FORGIVE ME FOR CALLING HIM A STUPID DUMB ***Potty language*** WHO FEEDS OFF OF CRACK AND ***Potty language*** THAT ARE MALE WITH BIG BLACK ***Potty language*** ALL DAY LONG AS HE MAKES THEM SPILL ***Potty language*** Now all I have to do is prey to a "god" I dont believe in and I am forgiven but since there is no god I will not pray. I will not repent and I will continue on with my day like I always have, godless and very happy

                        P.S. I hate you all

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                        • #732
                          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          You may not realize it yet, but you are crying out for salvation. You have a long road in front of you, but all is not lost. Even the likes of you may be forgiven and one day ascend to Heaven. You seem angry. Why don't you tell us what seems to be the problem.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • #733
                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Are yall really that ignorant. what happened to everyone being gods children, no matter what, or did you forget that.. This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard... The values and faith of Christianity mean nothing to yall. I believe in my heart you will all go to hell. Being left handed had to do with nothing more than genetic disposition. I assume you all believe that Leonardo da vinci went to hell for painting a picture that is probably hanging in most your houses. The last supper, or Michaelangelo with the creation of Adam, or the sistine Chapel in Vatican city. your claims are so far off biblical history that it insults me just knowing people like you exist. But I forgive you, because I'm a real Christian.
                            Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                            • #734
                              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by rspelljr View Post
                              what happened to everyone being gods children, no matter what,
                              Don't be silly! That's not in the Holy Bible anywhere!

                              Go ahead and take a look.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #735
                                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by rspelljr View Post
                                Are yall really that ignorant. what happened to everyone being gods children, no matter what, or did you forget that.. This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard... The values and faith of Christianity mean nothing to yall. I believe in my heart you will all go to hell. Being left handed had to do with nothing more than genetic disposition. I assume you all believe that Leonardo da vinci went to hell for painting a picture that is probably hanging in most your houses. The last supper, or Michaelangelo with the creation of Adam, or the sistine Chapel in Vatican city. your claims are so far off biblical history that it insults me just knowing people like you exist. But I forgive you, because I'm a real Christian.
                                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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