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  • #751
    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by the_lunatic View Post
    I bat left-handed.
    This sounds like a euphemism for homosexuality to me.

    Do you fist left-handed as well?

    Edit: Ah, I see that the good Pastor has already reached the same conclusion.
    But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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    • #752
      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Originally posted by the_lunatic View Post
      I catch right-handed.
      We'll just see about that!
      Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
      -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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      • #753
        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        actually i think i was being too generous earlier, this entire place collectively has about half a brain cell.

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        • #754
          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by judaschristvevo View Post
          actually i think i was being too generous earlier, this entire place collectively has about half a brain cell.
          As you have now posted here, "this entire place" now includes you, so how much contribution are you making to that total of half a brain cell?

          Learn2insult.

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          • #755
            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            As you have now posted here, "this entire place" now includes you, so how much contribution are you making to that total of half a brain cell?

            Learn2insult.
            Who's side are you on?
            As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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            • #756
              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
              Who's side are you on?
              1) Use "whose" to indicate possession. "Who's" is a contraction for "who is" or "who has".

              2) Not yours.

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              • #757
                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                1) Use "whose" to indicate possession. "Who's" is a contraction for "who is" or "who has".

                2) Not yours.
                Why are u always so rude and aggressive? I'm an athiest as well.
                As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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                • #758
                  Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
                  Why are u always so rude and aggressive? I'm an athiest as well.
                  Didymus is rude nor aggressive. He merely shows you how to write proper English or ¨American¨.
                  Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                  Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                  • #759
                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
                    Why are u always so rude and aggressive? I'm an athiest as well.
                    Atheists are always aggressive. It's in their nature. You see, Jesus opened His Arms wide to call out to the repentant sinner, so wide that He was nailed to a cross. But the atheist resents that kind of unconditional love because the atheist is always looking for some profit, some reward, and this unconditional love conflicts with his angst for gain. It confuses him and frightens him in a deeply spiritual level. This is why Charles Darwin was so quickly scooped up as a spokesman for atheism. His belief about evolution seems, at first glance, to justify man's base, carnal nature to seek rewards and destroy competition.

                    Inspired by the modern success of the Gay Agenda, the atheist moves in to seek domination of the public sphere, like schools, theaters, and coffee shops. Aggression is the only way they can make any strides, as honest dialog doesn't work in their favor.

                    Jesus said it best, anyone who isn't for Him, is against Him (Matthew 12:30). Jesus is Love (1 John 4:8), and that means the atheist is against Love. He is for hate, and aggression is the vehicle for hate.

                    Personally, I think it's just a matter of self loathing, and while my heart usually goes out to the person who has been deceived, atheists are pigs according to the LORD, and so I would be a fool to try and share with them the Way to Salvation (Matthew 7:6).

                    I hope that helps.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #760
                      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

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                      >mfw I see how autistic this thread is.
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                      • #761
                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
                        Why are u always so rude and aggressive?...
                        Why do you always react so poorly to people attempting to educate you?

                        ...I'm an athiest as well.
                        Protip: knowing how to spell what you're claiming to be really helps to make you not look an idiot.

                        Guess I picked the wrong week to quit methamphetamine.

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                        • #762
                          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Why do you always react so poorly to people attempting to educate you?



                          Protip: knowing how to spell what you're claiming to be really helps to make you not look an idiot.

                          Guess I picked the wrong week to quit methamphetamine.
                          Well I am an atheist. I insulted you and asked for you to be banned so I could be upgraded from unsaved trash. That didn't work.
                          As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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                          • #763
                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
                            ...I insulted you and asked for you to be banned...
                            Oh, if I had a nickel...

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                            • #764
                              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
                              Well I am an atheist. I insulted you and asked for you to be banned so I could be upgraded from unsaved trash. That didn't work.
                              As you do not seem to understand proper English, let me try to explain this in your own language, Bri'ish Demo'ic.

                              You is an atheist. We is True Christians(tm). So you is Unsaved Trash innit.

                              (Sorry about that, Brothers and Sisters in Christ, but it's the only language some of them understand.)
                              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                              • #765
                                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                                As you do not seem to understand proper English, let me try to explain this in your own language, Bri'ish Demo'ic.

                                You is an atheist. We is True Christians™. So you is Unsaved Trash innit.

                                (Sorry about that, Brothers and Sisters in Christ, but it's the only language some of them understand.)
                                Lord Almighty! She's speaking in tongues! Hallelujah Christ Jesus!
                                Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                                -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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