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  • #91
    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    left handed just means that your brain is wired a certain way that your left hand is stronger than your right (see, science). it's a geneticly recessice trait (eg. my dad is left handed, but my mum is right handed, but my mum is heterozygous (meaning she carries the gene for it) for being left handed because my grandpa is left handed. so when my parents had me, there was a 25% chance i would end up left handed. and the odds were in my favour. GENETICS FOR THE WIN!)
    i do write with my left hand, but i can write almost as well with my right, but my left is more comfortable. but i play guitar right handed, when i write on a chalk board, i use my right (weird eh), when i use scissors, i use my right, and most sports, if there's a left or right way of doing it, i use my right.
    im proud of using my left hand because i have the creative advantage and since i also use my right, i get the advantages of my brain being wired both ways over others. and a lot of my favourite people are lefties, HG Wells, Kurt Cobain, Da Vinci, Galileo, and thats just a few.
    you cant simply stop being let handed. you're born that way and it's actually bad for the person to make them write with their other hand

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    • #92
      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Don't you know what sinister means?

      Don't you know why Ayrabs don't eat with their left hand?

      Joan d'Arc was burned for being left handed!
      Come climb my mountains.

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      • #93
        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        Don't you know what sinister means?

        Don't you know why Ayrabs don't eat with their left hand?

        Joan d'Arc was burned for being left handed!
        Arabs don't eat with their left hands 'cause they do their bad potty stuff with that hand. And they don't have civilizied, indoor plumbing, which shows how backwards and barbaric they really are.


        Well-scrubbedly Yours,

        Handmaiden
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • #94
          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          errrrrm. love thy neighbor?
          and matthew 18:21 and 18:22: Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.


          now i want you to read another quote

          "anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized"
          -Adolf hitler

          the conversation you people are having sounds not far from an alternative version to that, think about it

          before you start to write comments about me hating you all keep in mind i am christian attempt to forgive all (like the bible teaches) i say you should all look to the other denominations for help, to be homosexual is said to be a sin but the Church of england accept them as long as they are not in a sexual relationship. DO NOT take the bible word for word as you may interpreit it wrong.

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          • #95
            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Originally posted by lewis360ful View Post
            errrrrm. love thy neighbor?
            and matthew 18:21 and 18:22: Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.

            "anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized"
            -Adolf hitler

            the conversation you people are having sounds not far from an alternative version to that, think about it
            I don't know whether you are responding to the topic of the thread (left-handedness aka sinistrality) or replying to a particular post, but I challenge you to point out where exactly you think we've gone wrong. All our statements have been backed up by Scripture (KJV 1611). How do the verses you quoted apply to our position on left-handedness? (I'll ignore your quote from Hitler; it's sola Scriptura on this forum)

            before you start to write comments about me hating you all keep in mind i am christian attempt to forgive all (like the bible teaches) i say you should all look to the other denominations for help, to be homosexual is said to be a sin but the Church of england accept them as long as they are not in a sexual relationship. DO NOT take the bible word for word as you may interpreit it wrong.
            Then why don't you head over to the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus?
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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            • #96
              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              When I was a child I was lefty, at school the Priests beat the living day lights out of me for writing or blessing myself with the wrong hand. I begrudge thanking for the catlicks for anything but I am now a fully reformed lefty and use my right hand for everything it should be used for.
              Matthew 10:34
              Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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              • #97
                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by lewis360ful View Post
                errrrrm. love thy neighbor?
                and matthew 18:21 and 18:22: Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.
                Dear Sir,

                Some atheist has taken control of your computer and is showing his massive ignorance of the Bible.

                Find out who it is, and tell ask him "Who is your 'brother'?"

                Your brother is another True Christian™. How can it be otherwise when Jesus said, "Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
                Matthew 10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."
                ?

                And what of, "2nd Corinthians 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?"

                These left-handers have been marked out, just as surely as The Lord Almighty, Yahweh Himself, ordained, "Le:21:18: For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach [the altar]: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,"

                Gimps, cripples, and weirdoes are not welcome.
                now i want you to read another quote

                "anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized"
                -Adolf hitler
                And you think those people are normal? Listen up! Letting them people breed will convert the human race to a bunch of cretins/catholics/atheists in a few generations. And now we have lesbians!

                the conversation you people are having sounds not far from an alternative version to that, think about it
                OK, how many gimps have you adopted, or is all this theory?

                before you start to write comments about me hating you all keep in mind i am christian
                You are not a Christian that Jesus would recognize. You seem to have some perverted view that God is there as an alternative to Welfare!

                I attempt to forgive all (like the bible teaches)
                Look, son, you're an idiot. A gullible idiot. The Bible says to forgive those who trespass against you. BUT IT DOES NOT SAY THAT YOU FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST GOD!!!! THOSE, YOU EXECUTE!
                i say you should all look to the other denominations for help, to be homosexual is said to be a sin but the Church of england accept them as long as they are not in a sexual relationship. DO NOT take the bible word for word as you may interpreit it wrong.
                JUST A MINUTE, THERE ARE YOU, AN ILLITERATE, TELLING ME, A PASTOR, THAT "I may interpreit it wrong."?!!!???

                Get straight with Jesus or be Damned for all Eternity!
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                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #98
                  Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by lewis360ful View Post
                  errrrrm. love thy neighbor?
                  and matthew 18:21 and 18:22: Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.


                  now i want you to read another quote

                  "anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized"
                  -Adolf hitler

                  the conversation you people are having sounds not far from an alternative version to that, think about it

                  before you start to write comments about me hating you all keep in mind i am christian attempt to forgive all (like the bible teaches) i say you should all look to the other denominations for help, to be homosexual is said to be a sin but the Church of england accept them as long as they are not in a sexual relationship. DO NOT take the bible word for word as you may interpreit it wrong.
                  First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                  Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                  Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                  If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                  Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                  And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                  I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #99
                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    I'm left handed there's nothing wrong with that I'm not possessed by a demon lol I'm fully functional I'm actually a very nice guy I think if ur a true Christian them it wouldn't matter what hand u use its ur intentions that matter
                    Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Originally posted by Skyy high View Post
                      I'm left handed there's nothing wrong with that I'm not possessed by a demon lol I'm fully functional I'm actually a very nice guy I think if ur a true Christian them it wouldn't matter what hand u use its ur intentions that matter
                      Friend, have an adult or caregiver read what you wrote and ask them if you would be considered a 'higher functioning human'. I think you'll find you are considered 'special' and as such, have been marked by being left handed.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Is there some kind of left-handed keyboard that doesn't have any punctuation keys other than an apostrophe?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          No I'm not a higher functional person I'm the same as everyone else I have strength and weaknesses like anyone would I just prefer my left over my right like choosing frosted flakes over honey nut cereal it's just preference it doesn't make me better than anyone I make mistakes like everyone does
                          Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by Skyy high View Post
                            No I'm not a higher functional person
                            Obviously.

                            I'm the same as everyone else I have strength and weaknesses like anyone would I just prefer my left over my right like choosing frosted flakes over honey nut cereal it's just preference it doesn't make me better than anyone I make mistakes like everyone does
                            No, you are not the same as decent people. You are left handed and the Bible is clear on this. Why you people continue to spit in the face of Jesus escapes me. I miss the old days when they would simply lock you all away from decent society.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              So I'm not the same simply because I'm left handed? God is a god of love and does not care what hand you use he cares about your heart you people seem confused about the bible so u adjust it to your views which is not good but it's ok I'm sure you people aren't as bad as other people say
                              Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                I've heard that left-handed people had a twin with them in the womb, but they killed the twin and absorbed them in to their body.

                                They are murderers before they're even born.



                                YiC,

                                Zech
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