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  • #16
    Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    Forced haggis eating?
    Oh please, PLEASE, will a True Christian™ man say there are some lines in discipline you just don't cross.
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    • #17
      Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

      Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
      Interesting line of thought.

      Ice cube baths? ~ Interesting, but I haven't done that one
      Pit bull tag game? ~ She wrestles Rottweilers for sport, I don't think a pit would scare her.
      Forced haggis eating? ~ Another interesting idea, although I have forced her to eat an entire burnt dinner meant for all five of us.

      Where would you draw the line. I need ideas too brother.


      YIC, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
      Oh, things like kneeling on gravel while praying for forgiveness for a couple of hours. Pinch collars with the rubber tips don't leave bruises

      Neither does the electronic collar. Our best has a 2 mile range and 18 levels of correction.

      Then there's heavy labor, nothing makes her clear her mind like having to drag a log across the property.

      Or if she's just yapping and annoying me, I may just plain old gag her.
      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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      • #18
        Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
        Oh, things like kneeling on gravel while praying for forgiveness for a couple of hours. Pinch collars with the rubber tips don't leave bruises

        Neither does the electronic collar. Our best has a 2 mile range and 18 levels of correction.

        Then there's heavy labor, nothing makes her clear her mind like having to drag a log across the property.

        Or if she's just yapping and annoying me, I may just plain old gag her.

        Hmmm. Food for thought there.

        Although my wife has started to ask to be gagged during spankings anyway. She still moans though, so I don't think she can be enjoying it that much.

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        • #19
          Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

          Gag and ignore brother, gag and ignore. You may even want to handcuff her to the stove and leave her there. Usually when they're prattling on about useless shit, it's because they want attention. Best to ignore them at this point.

          The problem is that they usually will try and get louder in order to get attention, so you need to be firm in your ignoring. If you give in and start paying attention all you have taught them is at what level of obnoxiousness they can get you to pay attention to them.
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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          • #20
            Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

            Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
            Gag and ignore brother, gag and ignore. You may even want to handcuff her to the stove and leave her there. Usually when they're prattling on about useless shit, it's because they want attention. Best to ignore them at this point.

            The problem is that they usually will try and get louder in order to get attention, so you need to be firm in your ignoring. If you give in and start paying attention all you have taught them is at what level of obnoxiousness they can get you to pay attention to them.

            I broke my ex-wives bad habit of cursing at me after a beating. I chained her to a tree in the middle of winter for the night. In the morning she was quite docile and a bit stiff. Not to worry after she cooked breakfast she warmed right up, nothing better than a good oven. The next time the little woman acts up take her out and chain her to a tree, its best if it is snowing.

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            • #21
              Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

              All creatures of the earth have the right to live without harm. I urge any woman here who is being subjected to torture from a husband or boyfriend to contact the authorities immediately.

              With Light and Love,
              Beamer

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              • #22
                Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

                Originally posted by beamer View Post
                All creatures of the earth have the right to live without harm. I urge any woman here who is being subjected to torture from a husband or boyfriend to contact the authorities immediately.

                With Light and Love,
                Beamer
                Let me take a wild guess, you a damn hippie aren't you. One of them ultra liberal mama's boy's. It would not surprise me if you voted for the Nigra that stole the White House and you are a Godless vegetarian.

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                • #23
                  Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Let me take a wild guess, you a damn hippie aren't you. One of them ultra liberal mama's boy's. It would not surprise me if you voted for the Nigra that stole the White House and you are a Godless vegetarian.
                  Light and Love to you Mr. Dewitt! I am a vegetarian as I love all my animal friends and choose not to bring harm to them. I did not vote for Obama as I do not believe in voting, our government is corrupt and I do not want to have a part in the war and suffering this nation forces on other peoples.

                  But I can't be a mama's boy because I am female.

                  With Light and Love,
                  beamer

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                  • #24
                    Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

                    Originally posted by beaner View Post
                    Light and Love to you Mr. Dewitt! I am a vegetarian as I love all my animal friends and choose not to bring harm to them. I did not vote for Obama as I do not believe in voting, our government is corrupt and I do not want to have a part in the war and suffering this nation forces on other peoples.

                    But I can't be a mama's boy because I am female.

                    With Light and Love,
                    beamer
                    Pedro, if you are a female, why do you have a mustache?

                    Now as far as eating meat. Let us look to the Word of God.

                    Leviticus 2:9

                    And the priest shall take from the meat offering a memorial thereof, and shall burn it upon the altar: it is an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.


                    Praise, If god did not wan't man to eat meat, why did He give us fire to cook it?

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                    • #25
                      Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

                      Originally posted by beaner View Post
                      All creatures of the earth have the right to live without harm. I urge any woman here who is being subjected to torture from a husband or boyfriend to contact the authorities immediately.

                      With Light and Love,
                      Beamer
                      So in your mind, I'm the equivalent to a dog or a rat. Thanks

                      Hebrews 12:6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
                      So according to the Bible, if God loves you he will chasteneth and scourgeth you (look the big words up)
                      7If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
                      So The Bible tells us that he chasteneth us because we are his sons. (well the men are)

                      Now lets look at the women...

                      1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      So in a womans world, man (husband/daddy) = Christ. So if God chasteneth men in order to purify them, what makes us women so superior that we don't deserve being chasteneth as well?

                      Anyway, I did snap a while ago and left my husband for a while. The life that I would have lived would not have been pretty. I would of ended up living in the poorest area of Canada (East End Vancouver) amongst the drug dealers and crack heads. I would of had to work 2 jobs to keep a roach infested roof over my boys heads and some form of food on the table. I would of had to put my kids into public schools indoctrination camps, where they would learn that KRISTANITY STUPIDZ LULZ. They probably would have got involved in drugs and gangs, and I would be too tired to even notice.

                      No thank you, I'll just live my Christian duty that says that I should treat my Husband as if he was Jesus Christ himself. If I mess up, I deserve a correction, I really don't understand the issue with this. My children screw up they get corrected, even if my dog screws up he gets corrected.
                      Drama queen

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                      • #26
                        Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

                        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                        I've never spanked my wife. [ . . .]. A good twist of the arm will do more than any spanking ever would.
                        Make her sleep with the nigras on the plantation while you try out candidates to be one of your wives.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

                          I use anal beads on my wife, is this okay?

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                          • #28
                            Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

                            Originally posted by bosch1 View Post
                            I use anal beads on my wife, is this okay?
                            No. Because you are a pervert.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

                              Originally posted by beaner whore View Post
                              Light and Love to you Mr. Dewitt! I am a vegetarian as I love all my animal friends and choose not to bring harm to them. I did not vote for Obama as I do not believe in voting, our government is corrupt and I do not want to have a part in the war and suffering this nation forces on other peoples.

                              But I can't be a mama's boy because I am female.

                              With Light and Love,
                              beamer
                              It probably won't work, anyway, if they do tell the authorities; Landover has a religious monopoly in freehold.
                              But still, women, I urge you to get out of this situation! This is not right!
                              If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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                              • #30
                                Re: Am I Enjoying My Beatings Too Much?

                                Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                                It probably won't work, anyway, if they do tell the authorities; Landover has a religious monopoly in freehold.
                                But still, women, I urge you to get out of this situation! This is not right!
                                I suppose you'd prefer the fires of hell?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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