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  • #106
    Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To?

    I try in all my ways to be a man of the Lord as my dad beated me every week. How can any man of the Lord come out of a childhood without some biblical child-beating?

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    • #107
      Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To?

      I find myself humming this when "educating" the wayward.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwmhGVVIQMg
      Rev 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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      • #108
        Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To?

        Let the bodies hit the floor!

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        • #109
          Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To?

          Shout GLORY!!!!!

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #110
            Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To?

            This could be useful brothers and sisters.

            In Britain we currently have an advertisement for keeping somebody alive using CPR on their heart. They recommend that you push to the beat of 'stayin alive'. Now that's fine if you want to just save a life but surely it is MUCH more important to save a soul?

            I have found that the beat works very well for disciplining children it, also makes a daily chore a bit more fun.

            Proverbs 13:24
            He that spareth the his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

            Grab an erring child and try it. It works very well.

            YIC

            Jack

            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • #111
              Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To?

              For small kids you can't do better than the classics...

              Nelly the Elephant.

              The added bonus is they grow up hating that silly nonsense about animals talking without divine intervention.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #112
                Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To?

                I would just like to say that the faithful members of this glorious tribute to the Almighty are dedicated like no other. I can only wish to aspire to your level of greatness!

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                • #113
                  Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To?

                  Originally posted by willateo View Post
                  I would just like to say that the faithful members of this glorious tribute to the Almighty are dedicated like no other. I can only wish to aspire to your level of greatness!

                  My friend, it's a tough battle to be a True Christian™ in this filthy secular world. But the dedication is quite easy when we have the comfort of God's Word. Onward we march.

                  Will you tell us a bit about yourself here? Why you love Jesus Christ more than mortal life? What precious verse of the Holy Bible makes you leap out of bed each morning? How do you earn your shekels and plan to breed an army for God?

                  2 Corinthians 10:4-5 "For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds.

                  Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;"

                  In Christ
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • #114
                    Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To?

                    I've personally enjoyed beating my son to Hell is For Children by Pat Benatar. It has a very beautiful message and no euphemism here. He knows well that unless he straightens up he will go to Hell - for it is for children as they are fools until they are truly Saved© by Christ.

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