[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

Some advice:

Be tricky about it.

If you're too obvious one of those swine will squeal on you and you'll find yourself doing 2-6 weeks in a minimum security 4-star hotel (punishment is harsh in Sweden and beating children seems to bother Swedes for some reason).

Consider loosening some screws in their chairs so that they break when sat upon. When the child complains just tell them they need to pay for the chair and throw them out of class for being violent.

Think about planting a well conceived note about one of the bastards sleeping with another bastard's girlfriend/sister/mother and let the sparks fly. Let the chickens fight amongst themselves and you'll find that they solve the problem through their own means.

Be safe, and remember, you're the authority figure and keeping a baseball bat with you is not a crime if you don't use it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

Give them a Bible, kids love a good story.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

Give them a Bible, kids love a good story.

Exactly Brother Jim! And THAT is why MY mehtod work great!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

Maybe I should to go there! Or I can give to you some advises or show you my tips!

YIC, Mari.

You want to show HIM your TIPS?!

BAB was right, you ARE a chest-flashing nudist harlot! And to think, I was going to invite you to Indiana!

Please, I'm know what I'm talking about. Trust me. I am 'La Mari Juana' - whit the kids.
(though sometimes my nickedname was 'TombRaider' - no sure why - perhps cos of clothes I use for work and esports acctivitys..?)

YIC, Mari.

And you're a grave robber, too?

I can't believe this.


Brother, I suggest you follow the advice of many folks here, and punish the whole class when someone misbehaves. Eventually, the rest of the class will beat the snot out of the troublemakers . . . problem solved!

Instead of detention, I suggest a sound thrashing. For everybody.

[Talitha]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

Taser.
Works every time

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

You want to show HIM your TIPS?!

BAB was right, you ARE a chest-flashing nudist harlot! And to think, I was going to invite you to Indiana!

And you're a grave robber, too?

I can't believe this.


Brother, I suggest you follow the advice of many folks here, and punish the whole class when someone misbehaves. Eventually, the rest of the class will beat the snot out of the troublemakers . . . problem solved!

Instead of detention, I suggest a sound thrashing. For everybody.

My TIPS! = ADVISES, RECOMENDATIONS etc. (I have no never show my chests in public never. And I'm NO harlot thank you very much.)

Estop twist my words Rev. Rodimer! And to think I was gonna invite YOU to preach in Alicante!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

Estop twist my words Rev. Rodimer!

It would help if your words were in proper American...

[its_faith]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

Appeal to the childs senses. Tell them loud children face eternal damnation by God. That usually works with my kids.

[its_faith]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

It would help if your words were in proper American...

It would also help if those words were properly written in the intended language Cranky. I could use babelfish then and translate them for you.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

Duct tape.

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

In my experience if you PRETEND like you are going to kill them, they shut up. They also cry which to the parents is a big but if parents are raising children so disrespectful that they won't even be quiet when a Teacher of any sort asks them to, well they aren't important.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

In my experience if you PRETEND like you are going to kill them, they shut up. They also cry which to the parents is a big but if parents are raising children so disrespectful that they won't even be quiet when a Teacher of any sort asks them to, well they aren't important.

You're a kid. What kind of "experience" do you have?

And why aren't you over in Iraquistan sending sand nigras to hell for Jesus?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

Duct tape.

Why are you not a True Christian(TM)? Our family prays for you daily that you will see the light. Does your urge to sin really keep you from turning your life to Jesus?

You're so close, what if you're hit by a bus tomorrow?

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Best way to make kids shut up?

You're a kid. What kind of "experience" do you have?

And why aren't you over in Iraquistan sending sand nigras to hell for Jesus?

I've been placed in many leadership roles in my short time on this Earth. Elementary school mentor, baby-sitter for cousins, friends, etc. I have some experience in getting children to behave. I have also found quoting the Bible at them can get some of them to behave if they are under ten, generally speaking. They are absolutely terrified of burning in Hell.