[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

Dogs do have souls. Whats your definition of a 'soul' anyway? Dogs feel excitement, happiness, sadness, anxiety, love and pain. They know when they've been naughty with just one look and not a word. Dogs can also react to a humans emotions. I truely believe a canine is a better judge of a persons character than most people.

Show me in the Holy Word of God where it says that dogs (or any animals) have a soul.

What you're claiming here is blasphemy.

[bung79]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

Show me in the Holy Word of God where it says that dogs (or any animals) have a soul.

What you're claiming here is blasphemy.

Why does it have to be written in the bible to be right? I know the truth.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

Why does it have to be written in the bible to be right? I know the truth.

If it ain't in the Bible it is not the true word of GOD is it heathen scum. I would remind you to not make false remarks about something you do not understand unless you can back it up.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

Ahem! I just want to clarify this animal soul thingy... While I won't argue that an animal has a soul, it is possible to have your pet sent to Heaven, so that when you die, you can be reunited with it.

Several of the Pastors (maybe even me) will have your beloved pet sent to Heaven for as little as $200. I also offer a flat rate, where I will send all of your pets to Heaven, but that is on sliding scale. HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORA

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

Dogs do have souls. Whats your definition of a 'soul' anyway? Dogs feel excitement, happiness, sadness, anxiety, love and pain. They know when they've been naughty with just one look and not a word. Dogs can also react to a humans emotions. I truely believe a canine is a better judge of a persons character than most people.

Is this what you tell yourself before you take your dog into the outback jungle and commit unnatural abominations with it? That is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard, you perverse monster!

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

I honestly don't see the point of this thread. Surely it's only a dog?

You wouldn't think twice about swatting a fly, crushing a spider with the heel of your shoe, or setting a mousetrap to crush the life out a stinky smelly rodent. So what's the difference with some stupid dog? What rights does a dog have that varies from a mouse or a fox or every other stupid animal? NONE WHATSOEVER! The dog is obviously a whore anyways. If you get rid of these kids she will just get more from the next dog she sees. I say shoot it down dead, and dump in in the trash. Good riddance to bad garbage!

Animals have NO RIGHTS, and any sissy who tells you any different is probably some ugly unwashed fat smelly hippy fem-Nazi lezzbeaner animal rights Terrorist scuzzbag. Don't even waste you time talking to trash like that, as they have absolutely NOTHING important to say.

[Roberta]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

Don't you know that the term "dog" is no longer PC? They are now officially "Canine Americans".

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

Don't you know that the term "dog" is no longer PC? They are now officially "Canine Americans".

Please tell me you're joking.... This is getting ridiculous. First they complain when we call queers "ass-eating faggot", now they're moving onto pets?

I'm sorry, some people may call them "Canine Americans", I'll just stick to "Worthless Dumb Animals".

The sooner Christians realize pets take up too much of their expensive time needing fed, watered, washed, walked, looked after, the sooner they can get rid of them and move onto more worthwhile pursuits. Such as Praising God 24-7, and glorifying Christ. Things we're MEANT to be doing. How can you devote all your time to loving God, when you have some sloggering drooling braindead mutt salivating over your shoulder, wanting to play 'fetch'.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

Dogs do have souls. Whats your definition of a 'soul' anyway? Dogs feel excitement, happiness, sadness, anxiety, love and pain. They know when they've been naughty with just one look and not a word. Dogs can also react to a humans emotions. I truely believe a canine is a better judge of a persons character than most people.

The more I learn about Landover TC's, the more I like my dog.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

The more I learn about Landover TC's, the more I like my dog.

I hope this algorithm is not on a linear curve.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

This might be useful, I've no idea how long the fetuses should be cooked for, but they would look good spread around the main dish when serving to guests
* Exported from MasterCook *
Stewed Dog (wedding style)

Recipe By : Joe Sweeney

Serving Size : 30
Preparation Time :3:00
Categories : Ethnic Philippines

Ingredients:3 kg dog meat --
1/2 cups vinegar
60 peppercorns -- crushed
6 tablespoons salt
12 cloves garlic -- crushed
1/2 cup cooking oil
6 cups onion -- sliced
3 cups tomato sauce
10 cups boiling water
6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
6 pieces bay leaf
1 teaspoon Tabasco sauce
1 1/2 cups liver spread -- * see note
1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick

Method
1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be used in other recipes)
3. Cut meat into 1″ cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn, salt and garlic for 2 hours.
4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and chopped pineapple and sauté until tender.
5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green pepper, bay leaf and Tabasco.
6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.

* smooth liver pate will do as well, Pate de foie gras is also recommended.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

Our dog, Charley may or may not be in the family way. We have tried to protect her from herself and her ranging hormones, but we are unsure whether or not we were successful. Her heat cycle is nearly over, and she is not receptive to other dogs anymore. However, a few weeks ago we were walking her in the park, when she was attacked by another dog. It took us a few moments to realize what was happening, and when we did we pushed the other dog right off. But we are unsure if it was too late.

Is there any way of telling if she is pregnant or not? From my online search of dog care I was unable to determine any signs or symptoms of pregnancy until a vet can pick up heartbeats or feel for puppies. The vet is financially not do-able. There are usually wives tales and other folksy tell tale signs aren't there?



I have noticed that she is eating a lot more and her nipples are becoming larger. I just hope that this isn't a sign of things to come.

I honestly don’t think I could cope if our dog is expecting. Not just from the financial perspective of feeding a whole bunch of baby dogs, but from a health perspective. I should have probably mentioned before now, but I don’t keep too well, and the thought of having to deal with litters of puppies running around is just too much to cope with. I have been crying myself to sleep every night, and having nightmares about her giving birth. All that yick and mess and blood and baby dogs everywhere, and I don’t know what to do to make it better.

I was thinking of just taking her for a drive in the car, and dumping her somehwere. However, I noticed someone talking on another forum about a doggy abortion, but as a Christian I’m not sure if that would sit well with God. What does the Bible say about it? I know aborting human babies is evil, and God condemns it. But is animal abortion allowed? And if so, does anyone know how I’d go about it? I had thought about maybe throwing her down a flight of stairs or beating her with a baseball bat, and seeing if that helps? I really don’t know, and I’m at my wits end. Please help!

My husband thinks we should just shoot her in the head, and buy another one. He wants one of those Japanese fighting dogs.

What do you think I should do?


~ Christina

The dog that impregnated your bitch must pay thirthy shekels to the father of the bitch and then take that bitch in the lawful marriage. As simple as that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

The dog that impregnated your bitch must pay thirthy shekels to the father of the bitch and then take that bitch in the lawful marriage. As simple as that.

Is that how your parents met?

You are ridiculous, Narrowbrain. Dogs are not humans. Read your Bible.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

My wife works for an animal welfare organisation.

When you're performing your Christian baby-making duty, does the thought of all the hundreds of canine members that have been there before you ever put you off?

The reason is because numbnuts like you have absolutely no understanding of dogs. If someone gets bitten by a dog, 9 times out of 10 it's their own stupid fault!

Ok, I'll concede you have a point there. If someone gets bitten by a dog, they should shoot it before it has the chance to bite them another 8 times.

I truely believe a canine is a better judge of a persons character than most people.

Yes, but that's because most of the "people" you know are australiens.

[JennyD]

Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

Dogs do have souls. Whats your definition of a 'soul' anyway? Dogs feel excitement, happiness, sadness, anxiety, love and pain. They know when they've been naughty with just one look and not a word. Dogs can also react to a humans emotions. I truely believe a canine is a better judge of a persons character than most people.

Dear 69Cooters -

A "soul" is the part of a HUMAN that lives after death, and either spends eternity in Heaven or in Hell, depending upon how well the HUMAN serviced God on Earth.

Dogs do not have souls, according to the Bible. In fact, according to the Bible, all animals -- dogs included -- are for us to dominate and EAT if we so desire.

I am not a canine. You may not pet me, nor may you eat me. I'll thank you not to call me a bitch . . . even if I DO remind you of your mother.

As I said before, animals are PROPERTY and FOOD.

I suppose you're some limp-wristed pansy vegan, who thinks riding a horse is animal slavery, and thinks that "animal husbandry" is what you do with your bitch in the woods? Your kind make me (and Jesus) sick!