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  • #16
    Re: I Had a VERY Naughty Dream Last Night


    Im not an atheist and I didn't come here to put my sexual desires above faith.
    I'm not the one who tagged this thread "oral sex"
    I'm just trying to contribute but you trolls spend so much time bashing people rather than addressing the OP's topic

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    • #17
      Re: I Had a VERY Naughty Dream Last Night

      Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post

      Im not an atheist and I didn't come here to put my sexual desires above faith.
      I'm not the one who tagged this thread "oral sex"
      I'm just trying to contribute but you trolls spend so much time bashing people rather than addressing the OP's topic
      Don't tell me you're one of those Catholics. Same thing as an atheist really. You seemed appropriately obsessed with filth to be a Catholic.

      Did the Father visit you often in your room when you "were in doubt" and "too interested in the flesh?"
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      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • #18
        Re: I Had a VERY Naughty Dream Last Night

        Magnum is a tastey ice cream line. try Magnum gold, its the best.

        Anyway, its just a dream. Nothing else. Dont worry about it. it was just a nightmere caused by a line of thought.
        Dreams are thoughts that you can live. when you sleep.
        Just know when to separate the real world from dream world.

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        • #19
          Re: I Had a VERY Naughty Dream Last Night

          I'm sorry, I couldn't stop laughing at all the words you use to describe his penis with. But still, just go to your husband, let him beat you with a stick until when you see a man's stick you turn away with fear and run for the hills.
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • #20
            Re: I Had a VERY Naughty Dream Last Night

            Originally posted by Lillian View Post
            I'm sorry, I couldn't stop laughing at all the words you use to describe his penis with. But still, just go to your husband, let him beat you with a stick until when you see a man's stick you turn away with fear and run for the hills.
            People like you makes me sick.

            This is a family website and we don't need you drawing attention to a man's panhandle.

            Now I need to explain to my young, clean limbed, limber young Nephew (who happened to be glancing over my shoulder as I read your rant) all about penis envy and post op transsexuals

            I hope you're happy, missy.

            YIC
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            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #21
              Re: I Had a VERY Naughty Dream Last Night

              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
              I enjoyed an ice cream bar known as a "Magnum" last night. I ate the ice cream with a great deal of enthusiasm and did not leave so much as a speck left on the stick and now I fear that the pleasure that I experienced in my mouth and on my tongue is what led to my sinful dream.

              Worse, I actually ate two of the ice cream bars last night.
              Sister, I myself tried one of these "Magnum" bars. The double chocolate with extra chocolatey chocolateness.

              Do you know these bars are 350 calories each?

              No wonder you had nightmares! 700 calories right before bed!

              I suggest cutting one of the bars off the stick, and sharing it with your husband in two bowls.
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              • #22
                Re: I Had a VERY Naughty Dream Last Night

                Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                People like you makes me sick.

                This is a family website and we don't need you drawing attention to a man's panhandle.

                Now I need to explain to my young, clean limbed, limber young Nephew (who happened to be glancing over my shoulder as I read your rant) all about penis envy and post op transsexuals

                I hope you're happy, missy.

                YIC
                Funny how your always with your nephew when someone posts something dirty...
                And your gonna have to tell him about the "birds and the bees" some day, just get it over with so it doesn't become awkward later.
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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