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  • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    It is not Christian propaganda it is a well know fact.
    Its status as a "fact" is highly disputable, after all on what information are you basing this "fact" on, who wrote it, what was their motivation?
    I never mentioned what radio station or stations I listen to. Just the same as you never denied you live in England. Besides talking about Aussie Radio stations is derailing the thread Jo.
    I was responding to your inference that British Pirate radio was a bad thing, and showing how it had resulted in a better listening experience for you in your country.
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    • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Its status as a "fact" is highly disputable, after all on what information are you basing this "fact" on, who wrote it, what was their motivation?

      I was responding to your inference that British Pirate radio was a bad thing, and showing how it had resulted in a better listening experience for you in your country.
      Back on topic. Why don't you put down what you hate about Britain.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        Back on topic. Why don't you put down what you hate about Britain.
        Topic:Why God Hates Britain?

        Much as I am flattered by the complement and despite how great you might think that I am Lisa, I am not God. I do not touch others with my Noodly Appendage. I did not Create the Universe and all it contains. I did not place the Firmament in the Heavens nor did I place in it the Stripper Factory and The Beer Volcano.
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        • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Topic:Why God Hates Britain?

          Much as I am flattered by the complement and despite how great you might think that I am Lisa, I am not God. I do not touch others with my Noodly Appendage. I did not Create the Universe and all it contains. I did not place the Firmament in the Heavens nor did I place in it the Stripper Factory and The Beer Volcano.
          I never said or implied that I thought you were the True God or any other god. You just assumed that yourself.

          Now just put down something God hates about Britain.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            I never said or implied that I thought you were the True God or any other god.
            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Back on topic. Why don't you put down what you hate about Britain.
            The topic is not what I hate about Britain it is what does God hates about Britain
            Now just put down something God hates about Britain.
            The Lord Noodle does not hate any nation. Due to his prankish nature he may well play jokes on a nation but that is not done out of hate or malice.

            Margaret Thatcher may well have been one of his pranks, admittedly not a very funny one, the same could be said of the current ConDem administration.

            Your own country is full of examples of His prankish nature, but that is for another topic.
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            • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

              Originally posted by Taylor View Post
              I think you're exaggerating. I agree that sirens go off any minute but it's a big city and from my experiences I wouldn't say it's any worse than any other capital. Still, dad's going over to New York at some stage this year so I'm sure he'll give me a comparison!

              No I am not exaggerating. Do you watch the news?. I see these things happening around me everyday. Yobs hurting animals, shouting abuse as people pass them in the street. People losing their jobs and homes, while scroungers get everything going. The Government are letting things get out of hand. Tory or Labour, they are both ignorant to the plight of the British people. Our Country is hated Worldwide. This place you and I call home is becoming more and more unstable. As for your dad visiting New York, hope he has a great trip Taylor. Just one thing, I grew up in a small village in the South of England and crime is high there too. So it really is everywhere.
              The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but the righteous are bold as a lion.

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              • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                Why God Hates Britain?

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                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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                • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                  I apologize for posting so late in this thread and near Thanksgiving when this refers to the other Great American Holiday. However, Nephew Zebulun sent me the link and I was so excited that I had to share the heart-warming, patriotic message so eloquently expressed:


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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Pirates are not renowned for their lawful and Godly behavior.
                    You've had pirates in Australia. As you can see, there is something they did not quite understand.

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                    • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      I apologize for posting so late in this thread and near Thanksgiving when this refers to the other Great American Holiday. However, Nephew Zebulun sent me the link and I was so excited that I had to share the heart-warming, patriotic message so eloquently expressed:

                      erm, you do realise that video was a joke right? Its a comedy from panda smash, everything he said in the video was wrong, thats what makes it funny, heres some proof <<< Link to baby porn deleted - Admin >>>

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                      • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                        America, being the wonderful country she is, inflicted the homo Paul Gambaccini (nicknamed The Professor of Pop) on the British.



                        Gambaccini became a British citizen in 2005 while retaining his American citizenship.

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                        • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                          Originally posted by bosch1 View Post
                          erm, you do realise that video was a joke right? Its a comedy from panda smash, everything he said in the video was wrong, thats what makes it funny, heres some proof <<< Link to baby porn deleted - Admin >>>
                          I've watched that video again and TBH, I cannot see anything at all with which to argue. And your attempt at Rick-Rolling us into watching baby porn is shameful!
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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