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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #16
    Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    I don't know if I understood this Thread.....

    But I'm Posting anyway.
    Kitty Fiddling should be against the Law!!

    [ATTACH]191[/ATTACH]
    That kitty fiddler belongs behind bars, just like this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvu1A...related&search=
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

      ...All of which just supports the notion that cats are a legitimate food source...
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Mrs. Rogers
        compassion personified
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2692

        #18
        Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

        Good GRIEF ... this is most disturbing; the occasional use of Hitoshi's engrish is very suspect indeed.

        Imp and angel. Disembodied head in jar, 24, seeks pixie goddess to fiddle with while Rome burns. You bring marshmallows. No. I make joke. You like laugh? I like comebacks and confessions. Send photo of someone else.
        True Christians are Perfect!

        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

        For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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        • Fish
          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Oct 2006
          • 318

          #19
          Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

          I have a genius idea to you so called True Christians(tm): Stop surfing the personal ads! That way you won't be offended so easily!

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2026
            • 15118

            #20
            Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

            Originally posted by Fish View Post
            I have a genius idea to you so called True Christians(tm): Stop surfing the personal ads! That way you won't be offended so easily!
            Indeed Mr Kipper, it would be a good idea were it not for the fact that God© commands us to seek out such things and warn each other about them.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

              Originally posted by Fish View Post
              I have a genius idea to you so called True Christians(tm): Stop surfing the personal ads! That way you won't be offended so easily!
              I am offended by loud-mouthed false Christians who think they know more than Jesus. No one asked for your advice homer.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #22
                Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                I have a genius idea to you so called True Christians(tm): Stop surfing the personal ads! That way you won't be offended so easily!
                I was going to suggest that you stop coming to God's favorite discussion board. That way you won't be offended so easily by True Christianity™. On second thought, I'm sure that Jesus has led you here to be Saved®, or at least soundly rebuked, and who am I to question His will?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • Fish
                  Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                  On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 318

                  #23
                  Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

                  Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                  I was going to suggest that you stop coming to God's favorite discussion board. That way you won't be offended so easily by True Christianity™. On second thought, I'm sure that Jesus has led you here to be Saved®, or at least soundly rebuked, and who am I to question His will?
                  You sound more confused than me

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892

                    #24
                    Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

                    Originally posted by Fish View Post
                    You sound more confused than me
                    Well, that just isn't possible.

                    And don't ever insult a TC again, homer.
                    Jesus will send you to hell for that.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #25
                      Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                      You sound more confused than me
                      I'm with Brother Saved on this. Fish; these attacks on Christianity must stop. We can not tolerate such behavior in this forum.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Glendora Christianson
                        Spiritual Mother of LBC
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2329

                        #26
                        Attention Hitoshi

                        This BAD personal ad reminded me of one of our BAD members!


                        Hot Sexy Exotic Asian SHEMALE/TS 4 U! - t4m
                        Greeting Gentlemen!

                        I'll provide full service/GFE

                        Ultimate Satisfaction guarantee

                        to leave you breathless! smile


                        I stand 5'6, 135#, 40DD-28-40 sexy figure.

                        Plus! a 7"inches fully functional surprise!

                        Very passable & attractive exotic Asian babe 4 u!

                        Please call xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx for more INFO...


                        SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY***

                        CLEAN* SAFE* DISCREET FUN ARE A MUST AT ALL TIME!

                        ACTUAL PHOTO** WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!!!
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                        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                        • Fish
                          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 318

                          #27
                          Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          I'm with Brother Saved on this. Fish; these attacks on Christianity must stop. We can not tolerate such behavior in this forum.
                          When have I attacked Christianity?

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

                            Originally posted by Fish View Post
                            When have I attacked Christianity?
                            Every time you advocate false versions on the Holy Bible, you spit in the face of Jesus. Every time you attempt to seduce an upstanding, virile, handsome White True Christian male into your sodomite ways, you mock God.

                            You are fooling no one, nancy.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Fish
                              Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                              On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 318

                              #29
                              Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Every time you attempt to seduce an upstanding, virile, handsome White True Christian male into your sodomite ways, you mock God.
                              Show me where I have done that. If anything, I've been offered more homosexual sex on this forum than anywhere else on the internet.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #30
                                Re: Bad Personal Ads, Post Your Examples

                                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                                Show me where I have done that. If anything, I've been offered more homosexual sex on this forum than anywhere else on the internet.
                                Oh come on. You've been all over Pastor Zeke like white on rice since you got here. Let's not kid ourselves.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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