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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #16
    Re: Problem with Women

    Originally posted by theunderdog View Post
    Right, so women are vehicles for the pleasure and convience of men. Looks to me like someone doens't want to get off his ass and get things himself.
    You would be wrong yet again. How many women in the Bible are NOT whores? Do you know?
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22885

      #17
      Re: Problem with Women

      Originally posted by theunderdog View Post
      Right, so women are vehicles for the pleasure and convience of men.
      I would not go that far, I’m sure the Bible says nothing much about that
      Looks to me like someone doens't want to get off his ass and get things himself.
      Dear me! It is not the point what I want to do, the point is to use something that God created in the manner for which it was ordained.


      As soon as Mrs. Bathfire gets down from the roof, where she is fixing the ridge tiles, I will ask her opinion of your vacuous post.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • macbook
        Unsaved trash
        • Mar 2009
        • 8

        #18
        Re: Problem with Women

        hello, i was wondering, when you guys talk can you please reference the bible when you quote things that are in the bible like that she has to do your laundry, make dinner and so on?

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: Problem with Women

          and so on, what?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • macbook
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            • Mar 2009
            • 8

            #20
            Re: Problem with Women

            oh the original message said that this guy is looking for a wife...

            "only to due the duties appoint to her by God. I expect her to do my laundry, raise my children, make me a sandwich at a moment's notice, have dinner on the table when I get home, and stay where she belongs - the kitchen. Is that really so much to ask? Please tell me if you see any error in my ways."

            i was wondering if someone can give me the verse in the bible that says or some how mentions that please.

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            • Brother Lazarus
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2008
              • 1062

              #21
              Re: Problem with Women

              Originally posted by macbook View Post
              hello, i was wondering, when you guys talk can you please reference the bible when you quote things that are in the bible like that she has to do your laundry, make dinner and so on?
              Mr Macbook. Please review the Pastors Rules and Announcements. Pay particular attention to the Noobs thread. Please post your introduction on the introduction thread. Please be polite.

              Thank you.

              Yours in Christ
              Brother Lazarus
              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Problem with Women

                Originally posted by macbook View Post
                oh the original message said that this guy is looking for a wife...

                "only to due the duties appoint to her by God. I expect her to do my laundry, raise my children, make me a sandwich at a moment's notice, have dinner on the table when I get home, and stay where she belongs - the kitchen. Is that really so much to ask? Please tell me if you see any error in my ways."

                i was wondering if someone can give me the verse in the bible that says or some how mentions that please.
                How old are you girl? Are you a retarded or something? You don't know how to spell or use proper American punctuation? Jesus hates sloppy posts!! FIND THE SHIFT KEY!!

                If you want to be polite, you need to go make a thread of your own in the " introductions" section of the forum. Instead of barging in here and demanding that we check the Bible for you, why don't you tell us about yourself first?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • macbook
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                  • Mar 2009
                  • 8

                  #23
                  Re: Problem with Women

                  Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                  Mr Macbook. Please review the Pastors Rules and Announcements. Pay particular attention to the Noobs thread. Please post your introduction on the introduction thread. Please be polite.

                  Thank you.

                  Yours in Christ
                  Brother Lazarus
                  I apologize I was not aware of the rules.

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                  • macbook
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 8

                    #24
                    Re: Problem with Women

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    How old are you girl? Are you a retarded or something? You don't know how to spell or use proper American punctuation? Jesus hates sloppy posts!! FIND THE SHIFT KEY!!

                    If you want to be polite, you need to go make a thread of your own in the " introductions" section of the forum. Instead of barging in here and demanding that we check the Bible for you, why don't you tell us about yourself first?
                    I am not retarded. I did not mean to barge in. I was just hoping to receive more information on the subject because it seemed interesting.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Problem with Women

                      Originally posted by macbook View Post
                      I am not retarded. I did not mean to barge in. I was just hoping to receive more information on the subject because it seemed interesting.
                      Have you ever read the Bible? How old are you?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • macbook
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                        • Mar 2009
                        • 8

                        #26
                        Re: Problem with Women

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Have you ever read the Bible? How old are you?
                        I do read the bible. I am 19.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Problem with Women

                          Originally posted by macbook View Post
                          I do read the bible. I am 19.
                          Then kindly quote for me the pertinent verses that reveal God's Plan for women. There aren't many. I'll wait.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Dell the girl
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                            • Mar 2009
                            • 5

                            #28
                            Re: Problem with Women

                            Originally posted by macbook View Post
                            hello, i was wondering, when you guys talk can you please reference the bible when you quote things that are in the bible like that she has to do your laundry, make dinner and so on?
                            I agree, I am new to the Christian religion and I'm trying to understand my role as a good Christian woman; I would like to be able to perform all the tasks that are expected of me.
                            "But there is a spirit in man: and the inspiration of the Almighty giveth them understanding." Job 32:8

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                            • Brother Lazarus
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 1062

                              #29
                              Re: Problem with Women

                              Originally posted by DellInspiron View Post
                              I agree, I am new to the Christian religion and I'm trying to understand my role as a good Christian woman; I would like to be able to perform all the tasks that are expected of me.
                              Please review the Pastors Rules and Announcements. Pay particular attention to the Noobs thread. Please post your introduction on the introduction thread. Please be polite.

                              Thank you.

                              Yours in Christ
                              Brother Lazarus
                              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                              • Dell the girl
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                                • Mar 2009
                                • 5

                                #30
                                Re: Problem with Women

                                Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                                Please review the Pastors Rules and Announcements. Pay particular attention to the Noobs thread. Please post your introduction on the introduction thread. Please be polite.

                                Thank you.

                                Yours in Christ
                                Brother Lazarus
                                I did not mean to be rude, I am terribly sorry. I looked through the "Noob" section and I was unable to locate the introduction thread. I will search for it again.
                                My apologies.
                                "But there is a spirit in man: and the inspiration of the Almighty giveth them understanding." Job 32:8

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